Archive for November, 2008

Week 13 Free NFL Winning Picks 2008: blah blah, lets win money!

The NFL has been kind to us lately. Our records are as follows: RPJ $yndicate is 17-19 on the season, Flash Flash is 10-6 and Runny Pelvis is 17-33-1. We love a bunch of games this Sunday and are coming out swinging. We also have a new favorite hottie. Between Nina Moric and Jakki Degg, this has been one hell of a week. Check out Jakki:

 

Jakki Degg: Our new favorite hottie!

Jakki Degg: Our new favorite hottie!

RPJ $yndicate Pick

Denver at NY Jets (-8.5) - We love betting the hot team and the Jets are one of the hottest. The Jets have four covers in a row and have won 5 games in a row since a bizarre loss to the Oakland Raiders and they sit in first place. New York has scored a franchise-record 115 points in its last three games, as Favre is completing 77.4 percent of his passes for 649 yards, five touchdowns and one interception in those contests. The Jets are getting it done on both sides of the ball though. The Jets are third in the league against the run (78.0 ypg), and haven’t allowed a 100-yard rusher all season. They limited the Titans to 45 yards on 11 carries last week. Somehow, the Broncos are also in first place but are doing it in different fashion with one of the worst defenses in football. The Broncos are 28th in both total defense (390.8 yards per game) and scoring defense (27.5 ppg). Denver was unable to slow down lowly Oakland last Sunday, as the Raiders, who hadn’t scored an offensive touchdown in 15 quarters, handed the Broncos a 31-10 home loss. The ATS numbers:

Broncos

  • Broncos are 5-12 ATS in their last 17 road games.
  • Broncos are 6-15-1 ATS in their last 22 games after allowing more than 150 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Broncos are 8-21-1 ATS in their last 30 games on grass.
  • Broncos are 7-19-1 ATS in their last 27 vs. AFC.
  • Broncos are 8-22 ATS in their last 30 games following a SU loss of more than 14 points.
  • Broncos are 9-25-1 ATS in their last 35 games overall.
  • Broncos are 4-12 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Broncos are 1-4-1 ATS in their last 6 games in Week 13.
  • Broncos are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games following a ATS loss.
  • Broncos are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
  • Broncos are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 30 points in their previous game.
  • Jets

  • Jets are 4-0 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Jets are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a S.U. win.
  • Jets are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games in November.
  • Jets are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games overall.
  • Jets are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games in Week 13.
  • Jets are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 90 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Jets are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS win.
  • We think this number might be a little high and we wish the game was scheduled for 1pm but beggars can’t be choosers. The easiest thing to do is betting is to hammer the hot team and the Jets are the hottest team in the AFC. We are taking the Jets to win and cover!

    Any other Jakki Degg fans out there?

    Any other Jakki Degg fans out there?

     Flash Flash Picks

    NY Giants at Washington (+3.5) - A lot of bettors are betting on the Redskins and the line shows this. This line should be as high as the Jets/Broncs, if not higher. Yes, the Giants are banged up, but if you have not been paying attention this year, the Giants are THE BEST TEAM in the NFL. I want to the Cowboys/Redskins monday night football game two weeks ago and let me tell you one thing…the Redskins have zero offense when Portis is banged up and guess what…Portis is banged up. Portis will play but he is not the same back he was early in the year. And earlier in the year, the Giants held Portis to his second lowest per carry yardage of the season. The Giants just went on the road without Jacobs and Plax and destroyed the Cardinals. That win was impressive as hell. Jacobs might be back but Plax is still out. It just does not matter because the G-Men are the ultimate team and somebody like Boss, Steve Smith or Hixon always steps up. The Giants are 9-2 ATS and are 4-1 ATS on the road and the Redskins are only 2-4 ATS at home. The Giants will probably have a let down or two this year like they did against the Browns but it will not be within the NFC East. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Giants

    Redskins

  • Redskins are 5-13 ATS in their last 18 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
  • Redskins are 1-4-1 ATS in their last 6 games on field turf.
  • Redskins are 1-4-1 ATS in their last 6 games overall.
  • Redskins are 1-5-1 ATS in their last 7 games in November.
  • Redskins are 1-6-1 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing less than 250 total yards in their previous game.
  • Redskins are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 home games.
  • Head-to-Head

  • Giants are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 meetings.
  • Favorite is 6-2 ATS in their last 8 meetings.
  • That stat that the Skins ore 0-4 ATS in their last 4 at home is significant and I have first hand knowledge. No matter what the Skins fans do, FedEx field is not loud and has no chance of being loud. Literally, Notre Dame’s stadium gets 10 times louder and that is a smaller stadium. Dan Snyder is a money grubbing whore and he destroyed the home field advantage the Skins had at RFX with the montrosity that is FedEx field. I think this game will be just like the first game…Low scoring in the first half, the better team and better coaching staff makes adjustments and comes out firing. And that team is the Giants. I am taking the Giants to win and cover!

     

    The Jakki Degg trifecta

    The Jakki Degg trifecta

    Runny Pelvis Picks

    Panthers at Packers (-3): Panthers are playing very bad right now. Delhomme has been inconsistent, and that is putting it nicely. Going to Lambeau at the end of Novemebr is tough for any team. Even more so when they are playing bad. I’m taking the Packers and giving the points

    Pittsburgh at New England (-1): Teams really show their worth during this time of year. In order to be champs, you have to play at a championship level. Part of that is being able to beat good teams n the road. In order to do that, you have to play outstanding D. That is just what the Steelers do. They roll into Foxboro to face a Pats team that is extrememly hot and seemingly in sync. How do you stop a team like that? Hit them in the mouth! That is what the Steelers do best. They will blitz, and blitz and blitz. They will also completely shutdown the Pats running game. Steelers win in a close one. Take the Steelers and the points. 

    Kansas City at Oakland (-3): I can’t believe I’m even touching this game, but my Raiders are hot right now. They can match wits with the Chiefs at home. I’m taking the Raiders and giving the points.

     Chicago at Minnesota (-3.5): Great NFC North match-up. The Bears roll into Minnesota in a fight for 1st place. The Vikings are playing solid D and their running game is taking off. Both teams are sketchy at QB, but I like the Vikings D and running attack. I’m taking the Vikings and giving the points.

    RPJ $yndicate Ass Shot of the Day

    Sun, Sand and Ass! A winning combo!

    Sun, Sand and Ass! A winning combo!

    Flash Flash and Runny

    Week 14 Free NCAA Football Winning Picks: November Rain (11/29/2008)

    Well we are getting to that time of year. The NCAA football regular season is almost over. We are a little, well a lot pissed, and we are scrambling right now to make this season a profitable one and it is quickly escaping us, much like the season for the Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles fans hold a slimmer of hope what the rest of the nation knows is an impossibility. Well the chance RPJ can spin its record around to better than 55% is going to be a tall order. We think our system is coming around. We had a nice winning week last week and we are looking to build on it this week and weekend. Even Runny is on a nice little winning streak and when that happens you know it is going to be a great week! We have a bunch of picks for you this weekend so enjoy. We also are very pleased to bust out more Nina Moric pics.

     

    Nina Moric might be our new favorite Hottie!!!

    Nina Moric might be our new favorite Hottie!!!

    RPJ $yndicate Picks

    Virginia at Virginia Tech (-8 and OVER/UNDER 38) - We have been riding the Va Tech UNDER to some nice paydays lately; hitting three in a row. Even UVA has hit the UNDER 6 of their last 8 games. This game is right in our wheel house. Virginia Tech runs for 166 yards per game, almost twice UVA. Va Tech’s defense gives up 107 yards per game rushing and UVA gives up 144. Next piece of business, UVA turns the ball over 2.5 times per game and Va Tech only gives up 1.4 turnovers per game. UVA is crumbling down the stretch and has lost three games in a row. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Virginia

  • Cavaliers are 7-16 ATS in their last 23 road games.
  • Cavaliers are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Cavaliers are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 games after accumulating less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • Cavaliers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Cavaliers are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • Cavaliers are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Cavaliers are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games in November.
  • Under is 4-0 in Cavaliers last 4 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Under is 4-1 in Cavaliers last 5 games on grass.
  • Under is 4-1 in Cavaliers last 5 games overall.
  • Under is 7-2 in Cavaliers last 9 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Under is 16-5-1 in Cavaliers last 22 games after scoring less than 20 points in their previous game.
  • Under is 16-5-2 in Cavaliers last 23 games after accumulating less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • Under is 11-4 in Cavaliers last 15 games in November.
  • Under is 11-4-2 in Cavaliers last 17 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
  • Under is 22-8-3 in Cavaliers last 33 conference games.
  • Under is 19-7-1 in Cavaliers last 27 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Under is 21-8-3 in Cavaliers last 32 games following a ATS loss.
  • Under is 5-2 in Cavaliers last 7 vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Under is 9-4-1 in Cavaliers last 14 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • The Hokies

  • Hokies are 13-3 ATS in their last 16 games in November.
  • Hokies are 15-5 ATS in their last 20 games after scoring less than 20 points in their previous game.
  • Hokies are 26-10 ATS in their last 36 conference games.
  • Hokies are 21-9 ATS in their last 30 games after accumulating less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Hokies are 61-30-1 ATS in their last 92 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Under is 6-1 in Hokies last 7 games on grass.
  • Under is 12-2 in Hokies last 14 home games.
  • Under is 6-1 in Hokies last 7 vs. a team with a losing record.
  • Under is 5-1 in Hokies last 6 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • Under is 5-1 in Hokies last 6 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
  • Under is 4-1 in Hokies last 5 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Under is 6-2 in Hokies last 8 games following a S.U. win.
  • Under is 9-3 in Hokies last 12 games in November.
  • Under is 6-2 in Hokies last 8 conference games.
  • Under is 5-2 in Hokies last 7 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.
  • This is where Beamer ball really comes to play, in a home game, against a team on the ropes. Look for Va. Tech to completely dominate this game. Also, Va. Tech is 4-0 ATS in their last 4 against UVA. Favorite is 6-0 ATS in their last 6 meetings. Under is 4-1 in the last 5 meetings in Virginia Tech. Home team is 5-2 ATS in their last 7 meetings. We think we have shown you the light. Expect UVA not to score and Va. Tech to run the ball a lot and run the clock down which leads to a nice UNDER. We are taking Virginia Tech to win and cover and we are on betting the UNDER also! If you only want to be this one way, Va. Tech is the way to go first. Save the UNDER for the true Degenerates.

    Oklahoma at Oklahoma State (+7.5) - This is Oklahoma’s season. Most experts predict that Oklahoma will jump Texas in the BCS standings with a win over OK. State. In the case of a three way tie, the team with the highest BCS ranking goes to the Big 12 Title game. RETARDED!!!! But those are the rules. Oklahoma made a huge statement with their win against the Red Raiders and look for this team to continue their roll. Oklahoma has been one of the top 2 teams in the country this season and only played one half of bad football, the second half against Texas. They were winning at halftime. The Sooners have topped 60 points in each of their last three games and averaged 59.2 points and 598.0 yards in their five-game winning streak since losing to the Longhorns. The surge has made quarterback Sam Bradford a frontrunner for the Heisman Trophy, and he enters the game with 3,710 yards and 42 touchdown passes. But Bradford, who threw four TD passes in last year’s 49-17 win over Oklahoma State, also has a very strong backfield in DeMarco Murray and Chris Brown. Each rushed for over 100 yards against Texas Tech and combined for five touchdowns. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Oklahoma

  • Sooners are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a S.U. win.
  • Sooners are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games in November.
  • Sooners are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 conference games.
  • Sooners are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 road games.
  • Sooners are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Sooners are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games overall.
  • Sooners are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.
  • Sooners are 7-1 ATS in their last 8 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.
  • Sooners are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS win.
  • Sooners are 14-3 ATS in their last 17 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Sooners are 8-2 ATS in their last 10 games after accumulating more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Sooners are 11-4 ATS in their last 15 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
  • Sooners are 5-2 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Oklahoma State

  • Cowboys are 7-0 ATS in their last 7 games on field turf.
  • Cowboys are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 home games.
  • Cowboys are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a S.U. win.
  • Cowboys are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Cowboys are 5-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Cowboys are 9-2 ATS in their last 11 games overall.
  • Cowboys are 8-3 ATS in their last 11 games following a ATS loss.
  • Cowboys are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 conference games.
  • Cowboys are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games in November.
  • Head-to-Head

  • Home team is 5-1 ATS in their last 6 meetings.
  • Sooners are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 meetings.
  • Favorite is 4-1 ATS in their last 5 meetings.
  • Sooners are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 meetings in Oklahoma State.
  • Tough, tough numbers. We are simply going with the hot team. When you find a hot team you ride it until it bucks you off. We are taking Oklahoma to win and cover! 

    Nevada (-5) at Louisiana Tech - This is one of those games where we throw out a game and a pick and you simply say huh, why are these two clowns picking this retarded game? Well it hits a blatant win and cover in our joint model and when that happens we bet it. Plain and simple. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Nevada

  • Wolf Pack are 10-1 ATS in their last 11 games after allowing more than 40 points in their previous game.
  • Wolf Pack are 13-3 ATS in their last 16 games following a ATS loss.
  • Wolf Pack are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a S.U. loss.
  • La Tech

  • Bulldogs are 17-35-1 ATS in their last 53 games following a S.U. win.
  • Bulldogs are 4-9 ATS in their last 13 games overall.
  • Bulldogs are 7-21 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Bulldogs are 6-20 ATS in their last 26 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Bulldogs are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Head-to-Head

    Well those numbers just about give it away. Nevada has won three in a row ATS in this series and we think they will continue that streak. We are taking Nevada to win and cover!

    Notre Dame at USC (-31.5) - This is our favorite game of the weekend. Lee Corso said ND has zero chance of scoring a touchdown and ESPN’s Trevor Madich gave the quote of the week. Trevor said Notre Dame can consider the game a victory if they leave without suffering any serious, disabling injuries. He says Rey Rey, Mays and Cushing will lay the lumber and Notre Dame’s young players do not know how to protect themselves. We have never heard of any ESPN announcer actually predict injury. This is freakin hilarious. This is really all you need to see from the best defense in the country.

    Just so you think we analyzed this game, here are some ATS numbers:

    Notre Dame

  • Fighting Irish are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after accumulating more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Fighting Irish are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Fighting Irish are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Fighting Irish are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS loss.
  • Fighting Irish are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 vs. Pac-10.
  • Fighting Irish are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 road games.
  • Fighting Irish are 8-3 ATS in their last 11 games following a bye week.
  • Fighting Irish are 6-15 ATS in their last 21 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • USC

  • Trojans are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
  • Trojans are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS loss.
  • Trojans are 10-2 ATS in their last 12 games after accumulating less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Trojans are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 vs. INDEP.
  • Trojans are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Trojans are 21-6 ATS in their last 27 non-conference games.
  • Trojans are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 games following a bye week.
  • Trojans are 20-6 ATS in their last 26 games in November.
  • Trojans are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Trojans are 12-5 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Trojans are 30-14 ATS in their last 44 home games.
  • Head-to-Head

    We think those head-to-head numbers really tell the story. The last 6 years, USC is an elite program and Notre Dame should play in the MAC. The Fighting Leprechauns can not hold USC’s jock, they can smell it, but they sure as hell can not hold it!!! Only thing that has us nervous is every single friend of ours is calling us to figure out how to place bets on this game. People will take USC up to 40 points no problem. We get nervous when our boy Indian Pain calls to lay some cash but the more the merrier. We know our phones will be ringing off the hook from our boys in SoCal and our Notre Dame homer fans. Does not matter to us. USC wins big and covers!!!!

    Flash Flash Picks

    Arkansas State at North Texas (+20.5) - Runny is missing out on the wonderful betting opportunity other wise known as the Sun Belt Conference. Yes, I am back with a Sun Belt pick this week. I really like this game. North Texas is DEFEATED against the spread at home. Check this out too….North Texas gives up 209 rushing yards per game and Arkansas State runs for 209 yards per game. You know I love numbers like that. Also, North Texas turns it over 2.7 times per game. Teams that turn the ball over and can not stop the run are in for a long, long day. Throw in the fact that the favorite is 4-1 ATS in their last 5 meetings and I have my team. Arkansas State wins and covers!

    Flash Flash 3 play - I have a three play for you today. Basically these games never showed up on Runny’s radar so we skipped them for RPJ but they fall right in my wheel house. The basic premise as it was with the Arkansas State game is as follows: I follow numerous statistical data points and when one team literally sweeps the board for all relevant stats I call it my clean sweep games. Just so you do not think I am nuts, I look for an offensive rushing advantage, a defensive rushing advantage and a turnover margin leader. I look at multiple more stats but I just wanted to give you three pieces of my clean sweep model. So there are three more clean sweep games I am going to bet this weekend because one team is the clear victor in my model.

    Game 1: Tulane at Memphis (-14) - Memphis will win and cover.

    Game 2: New Mexico State at Utah State (-5.5) - Two miracles here, Utah State is favored and I am betting them to win and cover.

    Game 3: Southern Miss at SMU (+15) - I am taking Southern Miss to win and cover.

    There you have it. The first clean sweep Flash Flash three play. Not quite like the ass rape three play that was awesome but this is my latest creation.

    Runny Pelvis picks

    Sorry guys but I was active today and have had a great week. I am gearing up for Sunday’s NFL games. Stay tuned.

    RPJ $yndicate Pic of the Day!

    Nina Moric rules this post!

    Nina Moric rules this post!

     

    Flash Flash and Runny

    Colin Cowherd’s Wheel of Genius NCAA Football Picks (Week 14, 2008)

    The Herd fell back to earth at 2-2 but his record is still sick!!!! Sorry but we can not give you a blow by blow of what he says this week. Flash and Runny are travelling for the holidays. Our posts will be all over the place as far as timing but we will do our best to bring you our picks and the Herd’s picks so you can win some cash this Happy Thanksgiving weekend.

    We were not able to hear what the Herd had to say today but here are his picks. His pick is in BOLD.

    Oklahoma at Oklahoma State (+8.5)  
    Notre Dame (+32) at USC  
    Florida at Florida State (+16.5)  
    Oregon (+3) at Oregon State

     

    On the season the Herd is 37-22-1

    Week 14 Free NCAA Football Winning Picks: Robbie Picks again!

    After posting a 3-4 record, Robbie asked us if he could try and show what he can do one more time. Here are his picks. Good luck Robbie!

     

    Keep me honest here fellas: 3-4 last week. For the weekend: NC State +1.5. Big win last week and they catch a reeling ‘Canes team at home. Tha U is talented but they’re young and their psyche is damaged. Wake -4. Vandy is playing some pretty bad football as of late. Wake is at home and are a very good coached ball club. In an odd out of conference game like this that is golden. BC -6.5. They’re at home, white-hot with a conference championship to play for. What’s not to like? Cincy -22. Syracuse’s season was made last week…they’re done. Big let down to a team who needs to win to lock up a BCS bid. At home nonetheless! Oklahoma -7. I know, every team in the Big12 who has won a big game this year has been at home. But it’s different, and Oklahoma finally comes through in the end and stops the choking streak. Oregon State -3. Home rivalry game with everything to play for. Again, take the team with more motivation. Even if their frosh RB is out.
    Really like these. Hopefully I pull through for you guys this week.

    Ruthless Robbbie

    Week 14 Free NCAA Football Winning Picks: Full Slate of Friday games (11/28/2008)

    Who doesn’t love football on Fridays. This is simply one of the best weeks of the year. Football ever single day of the week with the exception of Wednesday. Football, food and funny speaking foreigners…

    Slama Hayek Serves Melon for Dessert!

    Salma Hayek Serves Melon for Dessert!

     RPJ $yndicate Picks

    Only one game for you on this lovely Friday.

    Kent State at Buffalo (-9): The mighty Bulls of Buffalo have already wrapped-up the MAC East and have a date next week against the undefeated Ball State Cardinals to decide the MAC championship. Essentially Bufalo has nothing to play for this week. Typically that tells us to stay very far away. However, Turner Gill has this team ready and they have not let up at all all season. They fight and fight and fight. They will not let-up this week either. Kent is in for a surprise when they face the famous Western NY weather at UB Stadium. We think the Bulls roll. FACTS: Buffalo is 3-0 ATS in their last 3 against Kent State. Take Buffalo and give the points.

    Oh yeah, we almost forgot:

    The kick is up....its not wide right-its right down the middle!!!!!

    The kick is up....its not wide right-its right down the middle!!!!!

    Runny Pelvis Picks

    Central Michigan at Eastern Michigan (+10): Ahhhh!!! I finally get another Fever game!! I definitely have the fever for THE Fever!

    You probably figured out that I’m taking Central Michigan in this one. The reason (besides the Fever) is that CMU is playing extremely well right now. Much better than Eastern. Also, CMU knows that since they can’t win the MAC, they need this win to improve their Bowl standing. They will get it done. FACTS: CMU is 3-1 ATS in their last 4 at Eastern. I’m taking CMU and giving the points.

    Colorado at Nebraska (-18): This game is pretty easy to me. Colorado is terrible on the road and they cannot score points. Nebraska is well coached (finally) and they can score. Colorado will not be able to keep up. Although the ATS numbers scream Colorado, I’m riding the Huskers. Take the Huskers and give the points.

    And, this girl is a Husker fan….can’t go wrong with these:

    True Huskers Fan!!!

    True Huskers Fan!!! Here she is again!! Go Huskers!!!

    Fresno State at Boise State (-21.5): Boise is pretty much playing for nothing this week. Which is a HUGE reason to stay away from them. However, Fresno is terrible and cannot win or cover on the road. Boise has plays really well at home. FACTS: Boise is 6-1 ATS in their last 7 and 3-0 ATS in their last 3 at home against Fresno. I think Boise wins HUGE this week. I’m taking them and giving the points.

    WVA @ Pitt (+3): The Backyard Brawl returns!!!! Pitt beat them last year, but they have not faired too well ATS (1-2 ATS in their last 3 meetings). Earlier this week Shady McCoy announced that he will be returning next year. That is a HUGE announcement for this program. But, that is not why I’m taking them. The reason I’m taking Pitt is because WVA is soft. pat White is an amazing player, but he has shown that he is fragile and does not like to get hit. Once he gets popped, he becomes a completely different player. Pitt beat a far better WVA team last year. I think they win outright again this year. I’m taking Pitt and the points at home.

    Yeap...this girl goes to Pitt!!

    Yeap...this girl goes to Pitt!!

    Flash Flash Picks

    I promise I will have some picks for our Saturday spectacular. My models are simply not producing the right matchups now so I am staying disciplined and staying away.

    RPJ $yndicate Arse Shot of the Day!

    Flash Flash and Runny

    2008 Week 13 Free NFL Winning Picks: Thanksgiving and the NFL, Breast or Thigh Meat?

    We had a pretty blah weekend. RPJ $yndicate is now 17-19 on the season, Flash Flash is 9-6 and Runny is, we are embarassed to print this….16-32-1. We are just going to glance over that last person and move on to our picks for this week. This is a funky week. No RPJ bets for the Thursday NFL games. Flash is coming at you with one game and Runny for 2 games.

    Runny Pelvis Picks

    Seattle at Dallas (-12.5): As much as I despise backing the Cowboys ATS, they face a Seahawks team that they know they can exploit. The Seahawks have good players (really good corners), but pretty much this entire team team is hurt. The Boys are getting healthy. Romo has made a HUGE difference, and he owns Thanksgiving games. He will have another week with Roy Williams. TO looked great last week, but I think he will be quite this week. The key is how well the Cowboys D has been playing. They have been outstanding as of late (I’m going to ignore the 4th quarter last week against the 49ers-they knew they had the win so the let up). They are the national stage this week and they won’t disappoint. FACTS: Cowboys are 3-0 ATS in their last 3 against the ‘Hawks. I’m taking the Cowboys and giving the points.

     Arizona at Philadelphia (-3): How about the Iggles?!?!!?? McNabb was benched last week. They are playing down right terrible right now. The Cards, on the other-hand, cannot win on the road. The great thing is-they don’t have to win this week either. They just need to cover because I’m riding the Cards in this one. I think they will win outright though. The Cards are explosive on O, and their D is very underrated. The Cards lost a tough one last week against probably the best team in the league. They will get some payback this week. FACTS: Cards are 2-8 ATS in their last 10 against the Iggles. However, I’m ignoring the numbers on this one. I’m taking the Cards and the points.

     

    Flash Flash Pick

    Tennessee at Detroit (+11) - Last week spooked me on Tennessee and I feel like the Jets are a buzzsaw right now so I stayed away. I could not get Runny to stay away but that was his problem. I love this game for a nice rebound for the Titans. Titans are 5-0 ATS on the road and Detroit is 0-5 ATS at home. Some of the things I like to look at all favor the Titans as well. Tennessee runs for more than 40 yards more per game, their D gives up more than 60 yards less on defense and the Titans win the turnover battle. I think this is going to be a good old ground and pound game and Detroit, who gives up more than 166 yards per game, is in deep doo doo. Look for Jeff Fischer to give Lendale White the ball and a heavy dose of C. Johnson as well. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Titans

  • Titans are 5-0 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.
  • Titans are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS loss.
  • Titans are 10-1 ATS in their last 11 games after scoring less than 15 points in their previous game.
  • Titans are 9-2 ATS in their last 11 games overall.
  • Titans are 8-2 ATS in their last 10 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Titans are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a double-digit loss at home.
  • Titans are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating less than 90 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Titans are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 games after allowing more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
  • Titans are 16-5 ATS in their last 21 road games.
  • Titans are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games following a SU loss of more than 14 points.
  • Titans are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing more than 150 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Titans are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing more than 30 points in their previous game.
  • Lions

  • Lions are 5-11 ATS in their last 16 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Lions are 2-5 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Lions are 5-13 ATS in their last 18 games following a SU loss of more than 14 points.
  • Lions are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 games in November.
  • Lions are 5-14 ATS in their last 19 games overall.
  • Lions are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing more than 30 points in their previous game.
  • Lions are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing less than 150 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Lions are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 Thursday games.
  • Lions are 0-7 ATS in their last 7 games on field turf.
  • Lions are 0-6 ATS in their last 6 home games.
  • This was really an easy pick for me and I am not concerned about the double digit points. Titans get back on the winning track and the Lions keep on doing what they do. I am taking the Titans to win and cover!

     RPJ $ndicate Arse Shot of the Day!

     Napoleon Bonaparte
    Victory belongs to the most persevering.

    Ain’t that the truth! 

    Flash Flash and Runny Pelvis

    Week 14 Free NCAA Football Winning Picks: Texas A&M at Texas

    Happy Turkey Day!!!

    Following Runny’s 1-1 MAC picks here are our season records: RPJ is 43-49-2, Flash is 21-14-3 and Runny is 29-34-1.

    We have a mix and match for you today. Runny is picking the game and Flash is picking the OVER/UNDER.

    Texas A&M at Texas (-35 and OVER/UNDER 67.5) - This is going to be a huge statement game for Texas. Oklahoma just destroyed Texas Tech, a team the Longhorns lost to, and Texas now plays an unranked A&M team while Oklahoma goes on the road to play a ranked Ok. State team. Statement and Style are going to be big for Texas. Most experts think a Sooner win will make the voters push the Sooners to leapfrog over Texas and secure a spot ahead of them in the BCS standings. Remember, in the case of a 3 way tie, the retarded Big-12 settles the matter by pushing the BCS standings leader into the title game. Totally illogical but a rule is a rule. Here are the full ATS numbers:

    Aggies

  • Aggies are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a bye week.
  • Aggies are 11-4-1 ATS in their last 16 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Aggies are 7-3-1 ATS in their last 11 games in November.
  • Aggies are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
  • Aggies are 7-19-1 ATS in their last 27 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Aggies are 1-4 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Aggies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS loss.
  • Aggies are 2-10 ATS in their last 12 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
  • Aggies are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Aggies are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 Thursday games.
  • Over is 6-0 in Aggies last 6 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Over is 4-0 in Aggies last 4 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
  • Over is 5-0 in Aggies last 5 Thursday games.
  • Over is 4-0 in Aggies last 4 games after allowing more than 40 points in their previous game.
  • Over is 4-0 in Aggies last 4 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Over is 8-1 in Aggies last 9 conference games.
  • Over is 6-1 in Aggies last 7 games overall.
  • Over is 4-1 in Aggies last 5 games on grass.
  • Over is 4-1 in Aggies last 5 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Over is 4-1 in Aggies last 5 games in November.
  • Over is 26-9-2 in Aggies last 37 games following a ATS loss.
  • Over is 22-8-1 in Aggies last 31 road games.
  • Over is 17-7-1 in Aggies last 25 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
  • Over is 35-17-2 in Aggies last 54 vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Longhorns

  • Longhorns are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.
  • Longhorns are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.
  • Longhorns are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Longhorns are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS win.
  • Longhorns are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 games following a S.U. win.
  • Longhorns are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games on grass.
  • Longhorns are 9-3 ATS in their last 12 games overall.
  • Longhorns are 20-8 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.
  • Longhorns are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 home games.
  • Longhorns are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
  • Over is 5-1 in Longhorns last 6 games in November.
  • Over is 10-2 in Longhorns last 12 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
  • Over is 4-1 in Longhorns last 5 games on grass.
  • Over is 8-2 in Longhorns last 10 conference games.
  • Over is 4-1 in Longhorns last 5 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Over is 6-2 in Longhorns last 8 games overall.
  • Over is 6-2 in Longhorns last 8 vs. a team with a losing record.
  • Over is 5-2 in Longhorns last 7 games following a S.U. win.
  • Under is 5-2-1 in Longhorns last 8 games following a bye week.
  • Over is 20-8-1 in Longhorns last 29 games following a ATS win.
  • Head-to-Head

  • Home team is 8-2 ATS in their last 10 meetings.
  • Aggies are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 meetings in Texas.
  • As you can see the numbers are very convincing for Texas and the Over. Texas remembers that A&M has beat them outright in recent memory. They will be out for revenge and they know they need to POUND A&M for the polls. Runny Says Texas wins and covers and Flash Flash says the bet is to take the Over!

    Bite into this turkey leg!!!!

    “In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won was over themselves…self-discipline with all of them came first” Harry Truman

    Flash and Runny

    Week 14 Free NCAA Football Winning Picks: Ball State goes Undefeated on 11/25/2008!

    Too much going on this week to really do it justice post-wise but we are going to do our best. We rebounded nicely last weekend and when we say rebounded nicely it means we did not have a losing record for any of us! On the season RPJ $yndicate is 43-49-2, Flash Flash is 21-14-3 and Runny is 28-33-1. We love our Tuesday night MAC-KEY attackey specials and today is no different. If you have not bet our MAC features than you are missing out. Flash is definitely the best MAC picker in the country right now, but I’m runnin’ and gunnin’ this Degenerate Tuesday on my own. Hopefully I can live up to Flash’s lofty Degenerate Tuesday standards. On with my picks:

    But first…..

    Picks with a little bit of Sophie Monk

    Picks with a little bit of Sophie Monk

    Western Michigan at Ball State (-10.5): This game will decide how the MAC is won!! The two best teams in the MAC West square off in a Tuesday night throw-down. Both teams can score, and both play good D. I think home-field advantage will play a huge roll in this game. That, and Ball State knows they are good and knows that they are on the verge of doing something no team in their school’s history has ever done-finish undefeated. They will get it done tonight. I also think there is somewhat of a trap element to this game-this line is extremely high for teams that closely resemble one another. FACTS: Ball State is 3-1 ATS in their last 4 meetings with Western Michigan. I’m taking Ball State and giving the points.

    Navy at Northern Illinois (-3): It pains me to go against our country’s glorious armed forces, but I have to this week. Northern has played a more difficult schedule and has just as well as Navy. Navy is good, but I think Northern can cover this at home. The Huskies are better offensively and have given up fewer points. They know they need a win to help their Bowl chances. Dekalb will be rockin’ for the Huskies final home game!!!! I’m taking Northern and giving the points.

    RPJ $yndicate Ass Shot of the Day!

    Oil + Ass = Great combination!

    Oil + Ass = Great combination!

    Enjoy the picks.     I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you can accept losing, you can’t win!” Vince Lombardi 

    Runny

    2008 Week 12 Free NFL Winning Picks: The Return of Runny and Road Team Covers

    Well Runny is fighting to get back to picking after his one game self-imposed ban. RPJ $yndicate is 16-18 on the season, Flash Flash is 9-6 on the season and Runny Pelvis is 14-25-1. RPJ had a bad week last week but as you can see with our NCAA picks, we can rebound and go on a serious run and we have thrown down undefeated NFL weekends as high as 6-0 this season. On with the picks. Of course we are going to show you some ass. Don’t you worry.

    Adriana Lima = Money in the Bank!

    Adriana Lima = Money in the Bank!

    RPJ $yndicate Picks

    New England at Miami (Pick ‘EM)- Revenge is a bitch. People always say that revenge is never a factor. When they say that they are either flat out liars or born on Mars and YES it does apply in the NFL, and doubley so when you are embarassed in your own building with some freaky ass Wildcat offense. Think about this season right now. If we could tell you that New England was tied with Miami in the standings, looking up at the Jets and one of these two teams had to win this game to keep up or tie the Jets in the standings….who do you bet on? Answer to yourself. Then we tell you that the Patriots are a pick ‘em in this very scenario. Does it stop to make you think? Well we are. This is also a true line, as far as we can tell, almost 90% of the money is on the Pats and the line has moved from -3 to -1 or pick em depending on what you can get. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Pats

    Fins

    Throw in the fact that the road team is 5-2 in their last 7 meetings and we think you know where we are going with this. Pats have revenge, anger coming off a loss to the Jets at home, 3 days extra rest, Belichik and Matt Cassel who just happened to lead his team to 400 passing yards, 60 yards rushing, a 4th quarter game tying comeback all in his last start. Yes, we know the pats are injured on both sides of the ball and do not have a real RB. But did you know that the Pats actually run for more yards per game than the Fins. Bet you didn’t! We are taking the Pats to cover and win outright.

    Carolina at Atlanta (-1) - Panthers have been winning ugly but the key is they have been WINNING and they are looking to win their 4th straight road game. Carolina has not lost in Atlanta since 2004. This is make or break time for Atlanta with 3 of their next 4 games against division opponents. Carolina has won 4 in a row and is one game up on Tampa and 2 up on Atlanta. John Fox and his team know how important this game is. Atlanta is too young to comprehend what the NFL is all about come the end of November. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Panthers

    Falcons

    Head-to-Head

    Well that about does it. Rookie QB versus the Panthers D in a game that means a heck of a lot more to the Panthers. Panthers know they need to keep their lead and keep up with the #2 spot to get a bye in the playoffs. Falcons are just along for the ride. We are taking the Panthers to cover and we are sure they win!

    Runny Pelvis Picks

    NY Jets at Tennessee(-5.5): The Titans have been a HUGE surprise this year. So have the Jets. If you told me at the start of the year that at the end of November the Titans would be undefeated and the Jets would be in 1st place, I would have punched you in the face for spreadin’ lies. But, that is where we find ourselves. The Titans have been cover demons this year, and I like them to cover in this one. Why? Two words: Brett Favre. He has been playing with the house’s money for about years now. This week he goes into Tennessee to face the AFC’s best team, and arguably, the best D he has faced all year. The Titans know how to play D. They force turnovers and they will do the same this week. Favre will turn the ball over too much. Titans will win and cover.

    Texans @ Browns (OVER 50.5): This is a lot of points to score in a NFL game, but these teams cannot stop anyone. I think they can put their heads together and make it a debacle. The weather is going to be terrible. It will be sloppy. That probably lends itself to taking the Under, but I have faith in how terrible these teams are. I’m taking the OVER 50.5.

    49ers @ Cowboys (-9.5):If it was 15 years ago, this game would be the game of the year.But, it is 2008 and these teams are major disappointments. I like the Boys at home this week. Romo has his legs under him and he has had another week to work with Roy Williams. I think they are due for a solid offensive output game. They key to this game, however, is how solid the Boys D has been in recent weeks. They should shut down the 49ers. Although the Boys have a tendency to play down to teams, I think they will pull out the cover. I’m taking the Boys-9.5.

    Runny’s Quadruple Trap Special:This is the debut of the Quadruple Trap Special!! I spotted four games this week where Vegas is trying to lure you into their clutches. Don’t fall for the trap!! Here are the games:

    1). Bears @ Rams (+7.5): Don’t ask questions. Take the Rams and the points.

    2). Giants @ Cards (+3): Again, don’t ask questions. Take the Cards and the points.

    3). Raiders @ Broncos (+9): After the week one game, this is begging you to take the Broncos. That is not even the trap! Trust me. Take the Raiders and the points.

    4). Buccaneers @ Lions (+8): The grand finale!! Take the Lions and the points.

    Flash Flash Picks

    Sorry folks. I got nothing today after my 1-1 MNF game.

    RPJ $yndicate Boob shot of the week!

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    Get your Fun Bags! Big Juicy Fun Bags!!!

    As always, good luck with your picks.

    Flash Flash and Runny

    Week 13 Free NCAA Football Winning Picks: A New Contributor Steps Up!!!

    We have stated it before but one of our key focal points is finding local talent all across the country. Sometimes people choke like Maury the Wig and the Backwoods Southern Lawyer and other times people rise to the challenge. This week we are giving props to Robbie. Robbie wrote up some great ideas on NCAA football and he even got in the swing of things and sent along a fine ass in true RPJ style. Thanks for the picks Robbie!

    Ruthless Robbie Picks

    Michigan @ Ohio State -20.5

    From everyone I’ve talked to, I seem to be the only one who is touching this game.  Michigan is terrible.  A home loss to Toledo?  Come on.  Ohio State is better than Michigan at EVERY position.  The only problem is that Coach Sweatervest doesn’t like to run the score up, and I highly doubt he starts with Michigan.  I firmly believe that Ohio State will have this one covered by halftime, and in the second half Michigan won’t be able to stop Ohio State’s run game even when they know it’s coming.  Ohio State wins big.  Ohio State 39, Michigan 13.

    Oregon State @ Arizona -2.5

    This one really pains me to pick.  Arizona is an (almost) world beater at home and a fantastic team.  They took USC to the wire and probably should have won the game.  I know Oregon State has more to play for and Mike Riley might be the coach of the year, but I have to go with my brain instead of my heart.  Who doesn’t want to see Oregon State muck up the BCS?  Still, Arizona has athletes and players that play above their means at home.  Arizona 33, Oregon State 27

    Michigan State @ Penn State -15.5

    15.5 is a lot of points to give a damn good Michigan State team.  They may be one dimensional, but they are good at what they do.  If Penn State plays up to their talent then this could get ugly, but Michigan State plays more like a team than any other in the Big 10.  Michigan State will stick around against  a moping Penn State squad but lose it late. Take the points.  Penn State 30, Michigan State 19

    Texas Tech @ Oklahoma -7

    I know.  Oklahoma is fantastic at home and they have been on a roll lately.  They’re on pace to score 70 this weekend.  I think both teams put up a crazy amount of points.  Texas Tech’s defense is just a little stiffer (boner joke?) than Oklahoma’s, but again, Oklahoma is at home.  Picking a road team to go out and steal one is against my college football beliefs, but I think TTU will do it on Saturday.  Either way, take 7 points.  In a game where Oklahoma’s defense can’t stop Harrell, it’ll stay close all the way.  Take the points, but I think TTU wins.  TTU 48, Oklahoma 45

    NC State @ North Carolina -11

    North Carolina thrives on mistakes, but NC State just doesn’t make them ever since Wilson has taken over.  Without field position and turnovers NC won’t know what to do.  They’re also pretty banged up and have QB issues.  Young teams fizzle towards the home stretch.  North Carolina wins, but take the points.  North Carolina 20, NC State 19.

    Florida State @ Maryland +1

    Florida State is coming off a devastating home loss and Maryland a huge home win.  I think Maryland takes it with Heyward-Bey just blowing up.  A home underdog is way to good to pass on.  Maryland 24, Florida State 20

    Iowa @ Minnesota +6

    My head says Iowa, the statistics say Minnesota.  I’m going to buck the trend here a little bit and take Iowa.  I don’t feel very strongly about this, but I don’t know if Decker is 100% yet.  Iowa 24, Minnesota 16