2009 NCAA Football: Week 2 picks: Taking our head out of our Arse! Ohio State Versus USC Week!

We were 5-9 in Week 1. Really unexcuseable so no excuses will be made. Hopefully you read our preview piece and were able to capitalize on some of the predictions we made yet were too ignorant to put in our freakin Week 1 pick piece. We are pissed and we promise to take our heads out of our arses for Week 2.

RPJ will take its head out of its ass this week!

RPJ will take its head out of its ass this week!

Week 2 picks

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Iowa at Iowa State (+6.5) - This really has turned into the series of ineptitude. Iowa either has big hopes and totally lays a dud int he game and does not cover or even gets upset. It happens year after year after year. Both teams played 1-AA school last week and Iowa almost lost; only won by one freakin point. This was a team that was supposed to contend for the Big-10 title. Well at least until Jewel Hampton went down. Iowa State has covered in this game 6 years in a row, winning two of them as underdogs. We are playing with history here. Check out these Head to Head numbers:

We are not going to pick the Iowa State upset but we would not be afraid if it happened. Take Iowa State!!
These two will not be happy come Saturday!

These two will not be happy come Saturday!

Central Michigan at Michigan State (-14.5) - In-state rivals dial it up for a backyard brawl of sorts. MAC vs. Big 10. If you read our posts, you know we love us some MAC. You will also know we hate the Big 10. Are we homers? Maybe, but we have a presence in the Midwest and we see these teams firsthand week in and week out. The Big 10 is way overhyped. In this one, we are not even sure MSU is the better team, let alone 14.5 point favorites.  CMU put on a decent, yet controversial display last week in Zona to squeak by with a cover for us. We like them again this week. The Spartans play at Notre Dame next week and in the past two seasons under Mark Dantonio, have failed to cover the spread in the game before playing the Fighting Irish. Take CMU and the points.

Central Michigan

Michigan State
  • Spartans are 8-18 ATS in their last 26 home games.
  • Spartans are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Spartans are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
  • Spartans are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games as a home favorite of 10.5 or greater.
  • Spartans are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games as a favorite of 10.5 or greater.
  • Spartans are 1-7 ATS in their last 8 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
My name is Ryan Lovette and I was kicked out of MSU for psoing in Playboy. Supoort my cause and bet against the Spartans.

My name is Ryan Lovette and I was kicked out of MSU for psoing in Playboy. Supoort my cause and bet against the Spartans.

Houston at Oklahoma State (-15.5) - OSU is too legit to quit!! Great win last week at home against a coveted SEC team. They will destroy Houston. This is way too few points to give at home. Take OSU and give the points.

Too legit to quit!!!

Its OSU Hammer Time!!!

Houston

Oklahoma State
  • Cowboys are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games in September.
  • Cowboys are 7-0 ATS in their last 7 games as a home favorite.
  • Cowboys are 8-1 ATS in their last 9 games on fieldturf.
  • Cowboys are 7-1 ATS in their last 8 games after accumulating less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Cowboys are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS win.
  • Cowboys are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 non-conference games.
  • Cowboys are 22-5 ATS in their last 27 games as a favorite of 10.5 or greater.
  • Cowboys are 17-4 ATS in their last 21 games as a home favorite of 10.5 or greater.
  • Cowboys are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 home games.
  • Cowboys are 10-3 ATS in their last 13 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • Cowboys are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games following a S.U. win.
  • Cowboys are 14-6 ATS in their last 20 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Cowboys are 42-20-2 ATS in their last 64 games as a favorite.

UNC at UConn (+3.5) - UNC is stacked this year with young talent and they may have had the best recruting class in the ACC. UConn lost a ton of skill and experience on both sides of the ball. No doubt UConn has overachieved since it started playing football 8 years ago, but UNC just has too much experience.  UNC’s veteran O-Line and QB will be too much for the Huskies. Take the Heels and give the points.

UNC

UCONN
  • Huskies are 6-14-1 ATS in their last 21 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Huskies are 3-9 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Huskies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a S.U. win.
  • Huskies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.
  • Huskies are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS win.
Do cheerleader pics ever get old?

Do cheerleader pics ever get old?

TCU at Virginia (+11) -Generally we like to avoid road favorites. However, TCU’s D is just too stacked not to like them in this one. Jerry Hughes is a mean man. One of the best defenders in the country. This team is pissed they went 11-2 last year!!!! Andy Dalton is progressing at QB. Virginia has no offensive threats we even care to mention. Take TCU and give the points.

TCU

Virginia
  • Cavaliers are 5-11 ATS in their last 16 games in September.
  • Cavaliers are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games as an underdog of 10.5 or greater.
  • Cavaliers are 3-9 ATS in their last 12 non-conference games.
  • Cavaliers are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 vs. MWC.
If I am not careful I will get horned by one of those Texas frogs!

If I am not careful I will get horned by one of those Texas frogs!

UCLA at Tennessee (-10) - Tennessee did exactly what we thought they would do last week-play mean and run up the score. They will do the same this week. Kifin hates UCLA and Neuheisel, but that aside, the key to this game will be the same it was last week-DEFENSE. Pops Kiffin is one of the defensive minds the game has ever seen. He will throw things at UCLA’s QB that he has never seen before. For that alone, Tennessee will be outstanding this year. This is way too far for UCAL to travel and it is a VOLS revenge game. Look for the Vols in a route. Take the Vols and give the points.

UCLA

Tennessee
  • Volunteers are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.
  • Volunteers are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games as a favorite of 3.5-10.0.
  • Volunteers are 11-4 ATS in their last 15 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • Volunteers are 8-3-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Volunteers are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
  • Volunteers are 3-8-2 ATS in their last 13 games as a home favorite of 3.5-10.0.
  • Volunteers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 non-conference games.
  • Volunteers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 vs. Pac-10.
ATS numbers do not favor Tennessee but this is a new regime in Knoxville. Lane and Monte Kiffin and the coaching staff is top notch.
Kiffins wife is top notch also!!!

Kiffin's wife is top notch also!!!

Hawaii at Washington State (+2) - Another laugher, but it is another opportunity. Hawaii beat Washington State by 14 last year at home. They return a senior QB, senior RB and a veteran O-Line. Washington State returns as the same terrible team. Hawaii can make somewhat of a statement by beating a BCS Conference team (even though that team is terrible) on the road. They can win by a fieldgoal. Take Hawaii and give the points.

Hawaii

Washington State
  • Cougars are 5-11 ATS in their last 16 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
  • Cougars are 3-7 ATS in their last 10 games after scoring less than 20 points in their previous game.
  • Cougars are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games on turf.
  • Cougars are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 non-conference games.
  • Cougars are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games as a home underdog.
  • Cougars are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 home games.
  • Cougars are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a double-digit loss at home.
  • Cougars are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS loss.
  • Cougars are 0-7 ATS in their last 7 games in September.
Is Hawaiian Tropic close enough to Hawaii? We thought so!

Is Hawaiian Tropic close enough to Hawaii? We thought so!

BYU at Tulane (+17.5) - BYU showed the nation what they can do this season. Bradford going out with an injury was not an excuse. The senior leadership and superior line play were key. Tulane, coming off a spanking by Tulsa will have no reason being in this game. Do not even think BYU will have any type of hangover either. BYU is led by senior leadership and is highly disciplined. Yeah we blew a nice cover last week by ignoring all of the signs in Norman but we are on the BYU bandwagon. Take BYU in a blowout!!

BYU

Tulane
  • Green Wave are 4-9 ATS in their last 13 games following a ATS loss.
  • Green Wave are 8-20 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Green Wave are 9-23 ATS in their last 32 games on turf.
  • Green Wave are 4-11-1 ATS in their last 16 games as a home underdog.
  • Green Wave are 3-9 ATS in their last 12 games as a home underdog of 10.5 or greater.
  • Green Wave are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games following a SU loss of more than 20 points.
  • Green Wave are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Green Wave are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games as an underdog of 10.5 or greater.
  • Green Wave are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Green Wave are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games after scoring less than 20 points in their previous game.
  • Green Wave are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games as an underdog.
  • Green Wave are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Green Wave are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
  • Green Wave are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 home games.
Mormons know how to party!!!

Mormons know how to party!!!

Kansas at UTEP (+12.5) - Kansas finally has a line and we are all over it. UTEP lost at home to Buffalo, you think they are going to compete with Kansas. This does not even need a write-up. Remember Mangino and Todd Reesing!!! Take Kansas in a blowout!!!

Kansas

UTEP
  • Miners are 6-14 ATS in their last 20 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Miners are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 home games.
  • Miners are 2-7 ATS in their last 9 vs. Big 12.
  • Miners are 2-9 ATS in their last 11 games on turf.
  • Miners are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 non-conference games.


Tulsa at New Mexico (+17.5) - Tulsa responded well for us last week on the road and this game is no different. Tulsa puts the peddle to the metal all game, every game. Tulsa won by 42 points last season and we do not see why that can not happen again. New Mexico was blown out by a medicore Texas A&M team and this season is not looking good for them. We love Tulsa to cover in this one.

Tulsa

New Mexico
  • Lobos are 3-7 ATS in their last 10 games as an underdog.
  • Lobos are 1-4-1 ATS in their last 6 games as an underdog of 10.5 or greater.
  • Lobos are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
  • Lobos are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
  • Lobos are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
  • Lobos are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • Lobos are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
New Mexico gets golden showered by the Golden Hurricanes

New Mexico gets golden showered by the Golden Hurricanes

South Carolina at Georgia (-7 and O/38) - South Carolina surprised us last week. We learned a lot…their offense is still terrible and their defense is fast and nasty. Georgia got stomped at OSU like we said and lost their QB and left tackle in the process. Cox might play but is banged up. What does this lead to? A clear play on the UNDER. Also, we really do not see either team scoring and that helps us lean towards The Cocks. The ATS numbers are all over the board but the Head to Head stats are beautiful. Check this out:

Based on this we are all over The Cocks and the UNDER
This cheerleader loves COCKS!!! We need to find out where she lives!
This cheerleader loves COCKS!!! We need to find out where she lives!
The No Action Game of the Week because we fought like hell internally
Notre Dame at Michigan (+3.5) - Runny thinks Notre Dame wins this because of their experience, especially on the offensive side of the ball. Flash Flash is all over the numbers. In fact Flash LOVES the numbers. Check these head to head ATS numbers out:
  • Home team is 5-2 ATS in their last 7 meetings.
  • Underdog is 8-2 ATS in their last 10 meetings.
  • The Favorite is 3-17 ATS over the last 20 years.
How sick is that last stat. Just based on that alone, Flash Flash wants the Wolverines. Rich Rodriguez finds ways to win and Claussen and Notre Dame come up short again and again. If Michigan gets pressure on Jimmy Jam then this game is over. Michigan got a lot of pressure on the QB last week so we get to see first hand if Notre Dame’s senior leadership on the OL is real talent or simply a bunch of second tier athletes playing for a second tier program.
Last time I played in the Big House I threw 7 INTs and was sacked 8 times!!! Has anything changed?

Last time I played in the Big House I threw 7 INTs and was sacked 8 times!!! Has anything changed?

Game of the Week!!!! Collision in Columbus!!!!

Game of the Week!!!

Game of the Week!!!

USC at Ohio State (+6.5) - If you read us regularly this pick will come as no surprise so lets look at the ATS numbers first:

USC

Ohio State

So what is there really to discuss? We know this program. Ohio State is not an elite program compared to the elite and national champion programs. USC is an elite program. USC has not lost on the road out of conference since 2002. USC has traveled to hostile SEC country twice versus Auburn and Arkansas and to a neutral site East coast game versus Virginia Tech. USC won all of these games easily. At Auburn, for Matt Leinart’s first start was really impressive. USC shut them out 23-0. Jim Tressel is a great coach, T. Pryor is an exciting QB but what else do they have? They need 22 athletes to match up with USC and they really only have a couple. Yes, USC is starting a true freshman at QB but who cares. USC has incredible OL, WR and RB depth so all Matt Barkley needs to do is manage the game and hand the ball off with an occasional pass. Last week he was 15-19 with two intentional throwaways and a dropped pass. That is insane for a 19 year old kid and USC ran up well over 300 yards of offense. USC’s defense is still ridiculous. You need to watch them and understand football to really understand how they operate. They will not give up the big play and they play great fundamental football across the board. So you make the call…if you think a true frosh can not win in The Shoe you take Ohio State and if you think Ohio State is not on par with USC’s talent you take USC in another blowout. No surprise here….we love USC in this game!!!
Good luck with your picks this week.
Flash Flash and Runny
Hope we had enough girls for you this week!

Hope we had enough girls for you this week!

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Comments

I really like USC this week as well.

In fact, I think everyone does. Does that scare anyone else?

Scares the crap out of me but I think there is a difference this year. I was far more nervous for this game last year. Ohio State did not replace their talent from last year and USC did. USC did not need to replace their OL at all and that is huge in early season games. Also, I listened to Brent Musburger this afternoon and he said it is a weird scene in Columbus. Ohio State fans are usually arrogant as hell and this year they are not confident or cocky at all. Brent said every single Ohio State fan stops him to ask them if they have a chance of winning. If that is the culture of the fan base then I have to believe it persists in the locker room. Should be a fun one and if USC does roll Carroll and Barkley will have huge egos to deal with. There is no reason any team that is starting a frosh QB with one start under his belt should ever win on the road against a top 10 team.

Sorry for the late post. I didn’t like any of the early games anyways.

I’m taking USC -7.

Notre Dame -3

Tennessee -9.5

Oregon -13 (lock of the day)

TCU -11

Texans -4

Panthers +3

Seahawks -7

Sorry there are no explanations…in Columbus right now….

RPJ rebounded slightly with a 7-6 week. Wish Runny let me take Michigan with Syndicate money. That game was a no brainer. We are now 12-15 on the season and gaining momentum.

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