Elin Nordegren
Week 14 Free NCAA Winning Picks: Elin Nordegren is about to be $300 Million Richer, We Help Her Bet NCAA Football
What an amazing week in sports with the whole Tiger Woods fiasco. Looks like this guy got more poon than a porn set. To quote Chris Rock, “A man is only as faithful as his options!” Man does that hold true with this story. Elin is better looking than the string of infidels that Tiger bedded. Check her out:
The $300 million bikini
We also hope that the rumors of her beating his ass are true because we are hoping she overtakes Tawny Kitaen as our favorite athlete beater. Chuck Finley could finally get some rest!!! Well it will come as no surprise that we are dedicating this post to Tiger, Elin and his gaggle of ho-bags and we will of course pick some winning NCAA football games. We are not in love with our record this season but for all of our fans you know this has been our best season on record so we will take it. We hope we made you some killer coin on the season. RPJ $yndicate’s record on the season is 92-78-3 and we are going to make some more money this weekend.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Ohio at Central Michigan (-13) - Just wanted to point something out in case you have not been loyal followers of our picks. Central Michigan is the #2 cover team in the entire nation at 9-2 ATS. Dan LeFevour is one of the best players in the country. The Fever has the following stats: 71% completion, 2,787 passing yards, 25 TDs to 5 INTs, 652 yards rushing at 4 yards per rush and 14 rushing TDs. Yes, he is responsible for 39 TDs on the season. Tim Tebow on the other hand is only responsible for 20 TDs, Suck on that Tebow bible pounders. Just to show that we are not total homers and willing to break away from our man crush, Central Michigan has a far superior offense in general and we do not think Ohio will be able to keep up. The Chips run for more than 55 yards more per game, more than a full yard per rush, pass for more yards, convert offensive third downs 17% better (50% vs. 33%) and on defense The Chips are better against the run and about even against the pass. Chips win the game. We are not going to mess with a good thing. We are betting Central Michigan to win and cover!!!
Ohio
- Bobcats are 5-12-1 ATS in their last 18 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Bobcats are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
- Chippewas are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games as a favorite of 10.5 or greater.
- Chippewas are 25-7-2 ATS in their last 34 conference games.
- Chippewas are 25-8-2 ATS in their last 35 games as a favorite.
- Chippewas are 26-9-1 ATS in their last 36 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
- Chippewas are 39-15-3 ATS in their last 57 games overall.
- Chippewas are 23-9-2 ATS in their last 34 games following a ATS win.
- Chippewas are 25-10-2 ATS in their last 37 games following a S.U. win.
- Chippewas are 11-5 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
- Favorite is 5-0 ATS in their last 5 meetings.
Rachel Uchitel "My legs may be crossed now but I am simply waiting for some Tiger meat!!!"
The sweet smell of money!!!
Kalika Moquin "I may be Miss Butterface but Tiger loved it when I smeared my butter on his driver for good luck"
Jaimee Grubbs "I spent all my free time on Tiger's Tool (academy)"
- Gators are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 games as a favorite of 3.5-10.0.
- Gators are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 neutral site games as a favorite.
- Gators are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 neutral site games.
- Gators are 11-2 ATS in their last 13 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Gators are 20-6 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
- Gators are 10-3 ATS in their last 13 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.
- Gators are 9-3 ATS in their last 12 games following a ATS win.
- Gators are 12-4 ATS in their last 16 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.
- Gators are 14-5 ATS in their last 19 games following a S.U. win.
- Gators are 21-8 ATS in their last 29 games as a favorite.
- Gators are 21-8 ATS in their last 29 games overall.
- Gators are 15-7 ATS in their last 22 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
- Crimson Tide are 9-4 ATS in their last 13 conference games.
- Crimson Tide are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games as an underdog of 3.5-10.0.
Hey Tiger, I own you now. No literally, I own you. My poon is now worth $300 million and you are not getting any of it! Dumb Ass!!!
Flash Flash and Runny Pelvis
