Kim Kardashian
Super Bowl Predictions: New Orleans Saints versus Indianapolis Colts
We went into a bit of mourning after the Championship games. We were scrappy jonesing it in these playoffs at 4-4. Going 2-2 each weekend and then blew it two weeks ago missing out on both games. We hope you saved some money for the Super Bowl because we love the action we are seeing on this game.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
New Orleans Saints versus Indianapolis Colts (-4.5 and Over/Under 56.5) - This game is more than just who will win, who will cover and which way you bet on the Over/under. Every knucklehead on earth comes out with crazy stats and predictions. For example, and this was in the Wall Street Journal, when the over/under is less than the halftime band members’ average age, the NFC wins two thirds of the time. Advantage Saints. Then you get the prop bets. The following are actual possible bets for this Sunday’s game:
- What color will the gatorade be for the gatorade coaches dousing? Yellow is the favorite at less than even money with “clear” or water coming in second at 8/5. Orange is posted at 11/2, lime green at 6/1 and we round out the odds with blue and red at 25/2. You can even attempt to predict whether defensive or offensive players will do the pouring.
- Two sports figures that are sure to be there are Archie and Eli Manning. Oddsmakers have given the patriarchal Manning an over/under appearance number of 4 and Eli a total of 3. We heard Archie knows of this prop bet and may watch the game out of the spotlight. Take the UNDER!
- Kim Kardashian, who boasts Saints all-purpose back Reggie Bush as her beau, has been given an appearance total of 2.5. You can even wager on what color top Kim will be wearing at the big game. Black is the favorite at 5/6, white comes in at 53/20 and any other color is 6/5. If you want to get Kim’s sister involved, you can bet who will score more points this weekend, Reggie Bush or Lamar Odom.
- Will a member of The Who smash a guitar on stage during the halftime show? Books assume the band has mellowed in their later years with the answer of “YES” getting +155 odds.
So bet the Super Bowl, bet for fun and see if you can get lucky on any of these crazy prop bets. Why not? This is the last football game you can bet for months. We are really here to inspect this game in detail so you can be more informed. We have our bet in and we will give you our pick at the end of this article.
ATS NUMBERS
Indianapolis Colts
- Colts are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games as a favorite of 3.5-10.0.
- Colts are 3-0-1 ATS in their last 4 games after allowing less than 90 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Colts are 5-0-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
- Colts are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 playoff games as a favorite of 3.5-10.0.
- Colts are 6-0-2 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing more than 250 yards passing in their previous game.
- Colts are 9-1-1 ATS in their last 11 games on grass.
- Colts are 7-1-1 ATS in their last 9 games as a favorite.
- Colts are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games following a ATS win.
- Colts are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
- Colts are 8-2-1 ATS in their last 11 games after accumulating more than 250 yards passing in their previous game.
- Colts are 7-2-1 ATS in their last 10 games overall.
- Colts are 15-5-2 ATS in their last 22 games following a S.U. win.
- Colts are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 playoff games.
- Colts are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 playoff games as a favorite.
- Colts are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
- Saints are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
- Saints are 6-1-1 ATS in their last 8 games on grass.
- Saints are 1-3-1 ATS in their last 5 games as an underdog.
- Saints are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS loss.
- Saints are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 playoff games.
- Saints are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games after scoring more than 30 points in their previous game.
- Saints are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games overall.
- Saints are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games following a S.U. win.
- Saints are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 250 yards passing in their previous game.
- Over is 5-0-1 in Saints last 6 playoff games.
- Under is 7-1 in Saints last 8 games after allowing more than 250 yards passing in their previous game.
- Under is 5-1 in Saints last 6 games following a ATS loss.
- Over is 4-1 in Saints last 5 games after allowing more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
- Over is 6-2 in Saints last 8 games after allowing more than 150 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Over is 14-6-1 in Saints last 21 games after scoring more than 30 points in their previous game.
- Over is 7-3-1 in Saints last 11 games after accumulating less than 90 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Under is 16-7 in Saints last 23 games as an underdog of 3.5-10.0.
- Over is 49-23-2 in Saints last 74 vs. a team with a winning record.
- Over is 19-9 in Saints last 28 games following a S.U. win.
- Over is 4-0 in Colts last 4 games following a S.U. win.
- Over is 4-0 in Colts last 4 games following a ATS win.
- Over is 5-1 in Colts last 6 games overall.
- Over is 4-1 in Colts last 5 games as a favorite.
- Over is 4-1 in Colts last 5 games after accumulating more than 250 yards passing in their previous game.
- Over is 5-2 in Colts last 7 games after allowing less than 90 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Under is 7-3 in Colts last 10 playoff games.
- Over is 13-6 in Colts last 19 games after allowing more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
- Nineteen of the games included franchises whose defenses were both in the top 10, most recently for Super Bowl XLII, the 2007 season.
- After the 2009 regular season, Indianapolis ranked 18th defensively and New Orleans was No. 25.
- Although the Saints’ defense ranked statistically in the league’s bottom quadrant, New Orleans had the NFL’s second-most takeaways (39). The Saints led the league in defensive touchdowns (eight) and were plus-11 in turnover/takeaway differential.
- the Saints surrendered 21.3 points per game IN THE REGULAR SEASON, and only 12 teams allowed more.
- New Orleans allowed an average touchdown drive of 6.5 plays, but was susceptible to the big play at times, permitting 13 touchdown drives of four plays or fewer and six TDs of 50 yards or more.
- Of the 34 Super Bowl games in which a team had an advantage in turnover/takeaway differential, the club that held the edge won 31 times.
- Tony Dungy, speaking to The New York Times in Miami, said the Saints won’t be able to do enough to force the Colts into needing a final, last-minute drive to win the Super Bowl. ”I think they’re going to be so far ahead that people are going to say, ‘Oh, ho-hum, he played a good game, they won by two scores, the Colts won their second championship,’ ” Dungy said of Manning on Thursday. “He’s going to have those rings Sunday night. I don’t think it’s going to be close.” Dungy, who led Indianapolis to a Super Bowl XLI victory in 2007, said the Saints’ difficulty in closing out the Vikings in the NFC title game was evidence the Colts will have a convincing upper hand come Sunday.
- Peyton Manning has the edge in his meetings with Saints D-Coordinator Gregg Williams, who has faced Manning seven times (losing five of those meetings) as a coach for four different teams. Williams was defensive coordinator of the Titans when Tennessee beat Manning and the Colts 19-16 in the 1999 divisional playoffs, Manning’s second season.
Week 3: Free NFL Winning Picks: Lions, Rams, Bucs and Kardashians! Say What?
Well we pulled out a winning week all around in the NFL last week. RPJ finished on the plus side of 500, as did the Underdog Strategy and we have picked two winners for you knockout pool players. We are looking to build on our momentum and knock one of these weeks out of the park.
RPJ $yndicate Picks - These are our straight picks. We rebounded from our terrible 2-4 start to go 3-2 last week and are now 5-6 on the season. We look to lock em down again this weekend. Some great games on the docket and some desperate teams need wins badly. Only two teams have ever made the playoffs after starting 0-3 and both of those teams lost in the first round of the playoffs. We are going to make our first three picks easy this week and in tune with these 0-2 desperate teams that are playing at home. We are hoping to bet against the general public on these as well and get to do that on 2 out of 3.
The Desperate Three: Lions, Rams and Bucs….They Suck!!! But will cover! Guess who else sucks….The Kardashians. So in our tribute to three bad teams, we will highlight three slutty ho bags.
NY Giants at Tampa Bay (+6.5) - Tampa Bay is not great but they have shown that signing Leftwich was a good idea. He has played really well. Giants are playing game 2 of back to back road games and they are playing desperate team #1 in Tampa. This line opened at Giants -6.5 and 95% of the money has poured onto the Giants. Guess what? The line has not moved and that means Vegas knows something. Scott Van Pelt likes this too. We are taking the Bucs to cover!
NY Giants
- Giants are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing more than 30 points in their previous game.
- Giants are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games as a road favorite.
- Giants are 10-2 ATS in their last 12 games after accumulating more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
- Giants are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 150 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Giants are 22-6 ATS in their last 28 road games.
- Giants are 21-7 ATS in their last 28 games following a S.U. win.
- Giants are 21-7 ATS in their last 28 games overall.
- Giants are 20-7-1 ATS in their last 28 games after scoring more than 30 points in their previous game.
- Giants are 20-7 ATS in their last 27 games following a ATS win.
- Giants are 19-7 ATS in their last 26 games after allowing more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
- Giants are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games in September.
- Giants are 38-17-2 ATS in their last 57 vs. NFC.
- Giants are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating more than 250 yards passing in their previous game.
- Giants are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
- Buccaneers are 10-2 ATS in their last 12 games as a home underdog of 3.5-10.0.
- Buccaneers are 9-3-1 ATS in their last 13 games in Week 3.
- Buccaneers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 30 points in their previous game.
- Buccaneers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games as a home underdog.
- Buccaneers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games as an underdog.
- Buccaneers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS loss.
- Buccaneers are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
- Buccaneers are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
- Buccaneers are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games following a S.U. loss.
- Buccaneers are 0-6 ATS in their last 6 games after accumulating more than 350 total yards in their previous game.
- Buccaneers are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games overall.
- Buccaneers are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 home games.
- Packers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games on turf.
- Packers are 14-5-1 ATS in their last 20 road games.
- Packers are 8-3 ATS in their last 11 games in September.
- Packers are 7-3 ATS in their last 10 games as a road favorite.
- Packers are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games overall.
- Packers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 road games vs. a team with a losing home record.
- Packers are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games as a favorite.
- Packers are 0-4 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.
- Rams are 5-11 ATS in their last 16 games as an underdog of 3.5-10.0.
- Rams are 5-11 ATS in their last 16 vs. NFC.
- Rams are 3-7 ATS in their last 10 games on turf.
- Rams are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating less than 150 yards passing in their previous game.
- Rams are 6-15 ATS in their last 21 home games.
- Rams are 5-13 ATS in their last 18 games following a S.U. loss.
- Rams are 7-19 ATS in their last 26 games after scoring less than 15 points in their previous game.
- Rams are 14-38 ATS in their last 52 games after accumulating less than 250 total yards in their previous game.
- Rams are 3-9 ATS in their last 12 games as a home underdog.
- Rams are 6-20-1 ATS in their last 27 games in September.
- Rams are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games in Week 3.
- Redskins are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games in September.
- Redskins are 2-5-1 ATS in their last 8 games in Week 3.
- Redskins are 3-8-4 ATS in their last 15 games after scoring less than 15 points in their previous game.
- Redskins are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games as a favorite of 3.5-10.0.
- Redskins are 2-6-2 ATS in their last 10 games overall.
- Redskins are 1-4-1 ATS in their last 6 games on fieldturf.
- Redskins are 1-4-3 ATS in their last 8 road games vs. a team with a losing home record.
- Redskins are 3-13-3 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.
- Redskins are 1-5-1 ATS in their last 7 games as a favorite.
- Redskins are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing less than 150 yards passing in their previous game.
- Redskins are 1-7-1 ATS in their last 9 games after allowing less than 250 total yards in their previous game.
- Lions are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games after scoring less than 15 points in their previous game.
- Lions are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a double-digit loss at home.
- Lions are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating less than 150 yards passing in their previous game.
- Lions are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS loss.
- Lions are 8-18 ATS in their last 26 games overall.
- Lions are 6-14 ATS in their last 20 vs. NFC.
- Lions are 6-20 ATS in their last 26 games as an underdog of 3.5-10.0.
- Lions are 3-13 ATS in their last 16 games on fieldturf.
- Lions are 1-8 ATS in their last 9 games as a home underdog.
- Lions are 1-9 ATS in their last 10 home games.
- Lions are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games in Week 3.
- Lions are 0-7 ATS in their last 7 games as a home underdog of 3.5-10.0.
- Lions are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games in September.
- Steelers are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 vs. AFC North.
- Steelers are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 vs. AFC.
- Steelers are 9-4 ATS in their last 13 games following a S.U. loss.
- Steelers are 6-14 ATS in their last 20 games after allowing less than 90 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Steelers are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games as a road favorite.
- Steelers are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games in September.
- Bengals are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games in Week 3.
- Bengals are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
- Bengals are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games as an underdog of 3.5-10.0.
- Bengals are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
- Bengals are 11-5 ATS in their last 16 games after accumulating more than 150 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Bengals are 4-9 ATS in their last 13 games after allowing less than 90 yards rushing in their previous game.
- Bengals are 4-10 ATS in their last 14 games following a ATS win.
- Bengals are 3-10 ATS in their last 13 vs. AFC.
- Bengals are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 vs. AFC North.
Tennessee (+3) at NY Jets
Jacksonville (+3.5) at Houston
Kansas City (+9) at Philadelphia
Cleveland (+13.5) at Baltimore
NY Giants at Tampa Bay (+6.5)
Washington at Detroit (+6.5)
Green Bay at St. Louis (+6.5)
San Francisco (+7) at Minnesota
Atlanta (+4.5) at New England
Chicago at Seattle (+2)
New Orleans at Buffalo (+6)
Miami (+6) at San Diego
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (+4)
Denver at Oakland (+2)
Indianapolis (+2.5) at Arizona
Carolina (+9) at Dallas
Knockout Pool Strategy - We have picked two winners and we look to continue with a week 3 W. The Skins scared the pants off of us but they still pulled the win and that is all that matters. Skins might now win another game and if we had some Monster Cajones we would pick the Lions this week. However, we are too rational for that and we love the Baltimore Ravens this week!!!
Week 1 = New Orleans Saints
Week 2 = Washington Redskins
Week3 = Baltimore Ravens
Stay tuned for our Monday Night Football pick. We love the game this week.
Flash Flash and BSL
Week 1 Free NFL picks: Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears and Cheerleaders!
NFL Season is here!!! We are going to take a bit of a different approach this season by running two betting strategies and one knock out pool strategy. First, we will make our RPJ Syndicate picks just like we always do. Second, we will set up a betting vehicle that will simply bet every underdog every week. As ridiculous as this sounds, this has actually been a profitable strategy in the past. Think about it for one second, of the 32 teams in the league, who are actually elite teams out of those 32. We would argue that there are less than 10. So with the parity in the league, bet the underdog. Third, we are going to make our knockout pool picks available this year. What we mean by this, and this is an every growing pool in terms of popularity, we are going to pick one guaranteed winner (spread does not count) each week and then when that team wins we will not be able to pick that team again. Very simply theory and we have actually won cash doing this the last two seasons.
RPJ Syndicate Picks
Kim Kardashian ass crack...Wonder if we will find Reggie up in there?
Titans at Steelers (-6) - These teams hate each other and there is plenty of heat going into this game. The Steelers stomped them last year when it mattered, they return as world champs and have an explosive offense. The Titans wants revenge and can make a staement on opening night in front of the world. There will be some hard hits in this one. The key will be the lack of offense by the Titans and how much they lost on D. The Haynsworth loss is HUGE. The Steelers have lost a lot on O-Line, but they have not lost as much as the Titans. The Steelers will be able to move the ball in this one. They will squeak by for the cover. Take the Steelers and give the points.
Titans
- Titans are 7-0 ATS in their last 7 games as an underdog of 3.5-10.0.
- Titans are 8-0 ATS in their last 8 games in September.
- Titans are 16-5 ATS in their last 21 games as an underdog.
- Titans are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 road games.
- Titans are 11-4 ATS in their last 15 games on grass.
- Titans are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games in Week 1.
- Titans are 10-4 ATS in their last 14 games as a road underdog.
- Titans are 12-5 ATS in their last 17 games overall.
- Titans are 9-4 ATS in their last 13 vs. AFC.
- Steelers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 Thursday games.
- Steelers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games in Week 1.
- Steelers are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 home games.
- Steelers are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games as a home favorite.
- Steelers are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 vs. AFC.
- Steelers are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 games overall.
- Steelers are 24-8 ATS in their last 32 games as a home favorite of 3.5-10.0.
- Steelers are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games on grass.
- Steelers are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games as a favorite.
The only thing terrible about that towel is that it is hiding great arse!
Cowboys at Bucs (+6) - They key to this game is the lack of QB for the Bucs. That is really it. The Cowboys have one of the better defenses in the league. Demarcus Ware is arguably the best defender in the NFL. He is going to have a huge game this week (no matter who plays QB for the Bucs). The Bucs are banged-up at RB. The Boys are healthy on both sides of the ball. Look for a big game from Felix Jones. The Boys will also look to show the world that they don’t need TO. They will run up the score. The Bucs will not be able to stay with them on offense. The Boys roll to an easy cover.
Cowboys
- Cowboys are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games as a favorite.
- Cowboys are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 vs. NFC.
- Cowboys are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 games in September.
- Cowboys are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games as a road favorite of 3.5-10.0.
- Buccaneers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games in Week 1.
- Buccaneers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
- Buccaneers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 home games.
- Buccaneers are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games on grass.
Shake your moneymakers!!!
Lions at Saints (-13)- The Lions are starting rookie Matthew Stafford…..enough said. They Lions are terrible. They will be even wrose with a rookie QB who was not that great in college. The Saints are explosive. They will crush the Lions. Take the Saints and roll.
Lions
- Lions are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games in September.
- Lions are 1-9 ATS in their last 10 games on fieldturf.
- Saints are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games as a favorite.
- Saints are 5-1-1 ATS in their last 7 games overall.
- Saints are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games as a home favorite.
- Saints are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 home games.
- Saints are 4-1-1 ATS in their last 6 vs. NFC.
These girls lost their beads!
Bears at Packers (-3.5, O/U 46)- The Packers looked like they were in mid-season from during the preseason. Aarons Rogers was on fire!! They host their hated rivals on opening night who are rolling in with a new gunslinger of their own. Cutler looked very comfortable during the preseason. He showed he can move the ball. The Packers are still better on both sides, but both teams should be able to move the ball and score. The weather should be good, too. Take the OVER 46.
Bears
Over is 28-12-1 in Bears last 41 vs. NFC.
Packers
- Over is 6-1 in Packers last 7 games in September.
- Over is 9-2 in Packers last 11 games as a favorite of 3.5-10.0.
- Over is 9-2 in Packers last 11 games as a home favorite.
- Over is 13-3 in Packers last 16 games as a favorite.
- Over is 7-2 in Packers last 9 vs. NFC North.
- Over is 10-3 in Packers last 13 home games.
- Over is 6-2 in Packers last 8 games as a home favorite of 3.5-10.0.
- Over is 19-7-1 in Packers last 27 games overall.
- Over is 19-7-1 in Packers last 27 vs. NFC.
The Underdog Strategy
The underdog is the team in bold
Tennessee at Pittsburgh (-6)
Miami at Atlanta (-4)
KC at Baltimore (-13)
Philadelphia at Carolina (+1)
Denver at Cincy (-4)
Minnesota at Cleveland (+4)
Jets at Houston (-4.5)
Jacksonville at Indy (-7)
Detroit at New Orleans (-13)
Dallas at Tampa Bay (+6)
San Fran at Arizona (-6.5)
Washington at NY Giants (-6.5)
St. Louis at Seattle (-9)
Chicago at Green Bay (-3.5)
Buffalo at New England (-10.5)
San Diego at Oakland (+9)
Britney Spears upskirt - We would like to split those uprights!
Knockout Strategy
This is very simple for us. We only pick home favorites and pick extreme home favorites. As dumb and simple as this sounds, it works. This week we were torn between Baltimore and New Orleans but we think New Orleans is the more proven team so our knockout money is on New Orleans!
Had to throw in one classic RPJ thong pic!
Enjoy the picks.
Flash Flash and Runny
2008 Week 9 Free NFL Winning Picks and Celebrity Cleavage
Last week we were money with our NFL bets…4-0!!! On the season, RPJ $yndicate is now 14-10, Flash Flash is 5-3 and Runny is 13-19-1. There seems to be a recurring trend around the office; Flash Flash good, Runny bad and the $yndicate runs great or terrible. This weekend we look to keep the great going and our NCAA picks were back to their winning ways so we are feeling good. We are still running our free cash promotion. Simply click on the ad below, sign up for a Bodog account and we will give you a free 10% deposit bonus on your money. We lost money last weekend and we want to make it up to you with free cash!!!
Also, we have added some great resources to our website. Click on our live odds tabto get the latest lines information for every relevant sport. Last but certainly not least, we added a matchups tab to our website. Here is what you do…Click on this matchups link, Click NFL in the little box on the top of the page, then click matchups. You can then click on all of the games to see what is going on. For example, click on preview in the Jets/Bills box. How great is that information? Go back and click on matchups. Now you get to look at great stats, head-to-head matchups, injuries, stats from the last 5 games, the weather report and other great information. We are giving this stuff away for free to help you make the right decisions for your own betting needs. We give you our picks and then you can use our website to research them yourself. We are pumped up for our new website and for our partnership with Bodog. We hope you are enjoying it as much as we are. Now on with the picks and gratuitous hot chicas.
Eva Mendes is always a "Winning" choice!
RPJ Betting $yndicate Picks (14-10 on the season)
Game 1
Jessica Biel needed to return to us!
Jags @ Bungles (-7.5): The Jags need a rebound game after their upsetting loss last week to the terrible Browns. Good thing for them they get the Bungles this week. Cincy is terrible. Absolutely the worse team in the league. They have no threats anymore. Their season was done after week one. They are soft. The Jags are the exact opposite. We don’t think the Bungles score a point against this team. FACTS: Bungles are 1-7-2 ATS in their last 10 match-ups with the Jags and 1-4 ATS in their last 5 at home against the Jags. It will be ugly. Take the Jags and give the points.
Game 2
Talk About Golden Globes!! Katherine Heigl sports some round mounds of fun!
Ravens @ Browns (-2):These teams hate each other and the Ravens delivered a beatdown when these teams met earlier in the season. In that game, Flacco went bonkers and showed he was worthy of a 1st round pick. We think he snuck-up on the league early in the season. The Browns will know what to expect this week. The Browns are playing better and are slowly getting the players back. We like them to rebound here. FACTS: Browns are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 meetings with the Ravens and 4-0 ATS in their last 4 meetings with the Ravens at home. Take the Browns and give the points.
Game 3
Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian toys!
Packers @ Titans (-4.5): The Packers roll into Tennessee with a freshly minted QB at their helm to face the undefeated Titans. The Titans put it on the Colts last Monday night. Their D is sick! They are well coached and play the game very, very well. The Packers are good, too, but we think the Titans have too much for them at home. Rodgers has shown that he does not do well against D’s that bring consistent pressure from different spots. FACTS: The Titans are undefeated ATS this year. Take the Titans -4.5.
Flash Flash Picks (5-3 On the Season)
Cowboys at Giants (-9.5) - I had to pull a sneak attack on Runny with this picks. He is a huge Cowboys fan and did not want me to write this game up. This is one of my favorite games of the week. Giants hate the Cowboys and have been talking about this game all week. Giants get the Cowboys at home, minus Romo, minus Felix Jones and the Boys limp in on both sides of the ball. Giants will be looking for the knockout punch to send the Cowboys as far down the standings as they can. Some tasty tidbits…Cowboys are 0-6 ATS in their last 6 vs. NFC East. Cowboys are 2-5-2 ATS in their last 9 meetings. Giants are 7-0 ATS vs. a team with a winning record. Easy money. I am picking the Giants to win and cover!
Runny Picks (13-19-1 On the Season)
Eagles @ Seahawks (+7): The Eagles are finally healthy, and it showed last week in their beatdown of the Falcons. This is a tough road game for them, but I still like them to cover. They are well coached and they will be playing a Seahawks team that is DECIMATED with injuries. I think the Eagles roll here. Take the Eagles and give the points.
Pats @ Colts (-6):These teams hate each other and their are so many side stories to this game. However, it is a different meeting given injuries to key players (i.e. Tom Brady). It is not certain that Reggie Wayne will play, but I don’t think it matters. The Colts need a rebound win immediately. This game is their season. I like them at home, and I don’t trust Matt Cassel in big games. FACTS: Colts are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 meetings against the Pats (all of those games had Brady). Take the Colts and give the points.
RPJ $yndicate Breast shot of the week!
Just lovely!
As always, good luck with your picks.
Runny & Flash
Week 5 NCAA Free Football Picks (9/25 - 9/27/08) and Booty (not John David) Chicks
Here is our rundown for the season. Last week we went a combined 10-4 so that brings our records to the following:
RPJ $yndicate is now 12-12-1 on the season. We are not happy with this but we had a solid week last week and we will continue to roll with our system that is going to start picking up winners like Spitzer picks up whores. Mark our words.
Flash Flash is now 5-1 on the season. I am loving the games I am finding. The Rule of 28 was 2-0 last week.
Runny Pelvis the Fat is now 11-9 on the season. 5-3 last week and on a roll.
We always tell you that we are here for our fans. The Wizard complained that the chicks we show are too skinny and that he wants to see curvy ladies who have asses wider than their hip bones. Sorry Klum fans but you are on the back burner this week. Here you go Wizard, a picture of Kim Kardashian, she certainly has some curves:
Look at those curves. She is voluptuous!!!
Sorry Wiz. Had to throw in some humor this week. Here you go with some fine pics:
You want curves, we will show you curves.
Wish she would lean forward. We saved the best picture for last.
Have to show skin to win baby!!!
And a video of some booty shaking. Mr. SEC Lawyer requested as much Keyra as possible and it just does not exist so we had to mix it up. This is not Keyra quality but variety is the spice of life. Also, check out the video at the end of this post. It is solid.
Hope these met your approval Wizard and Mr. SEC Lawyer. To our other fans out there this just shows how we aim to please. Feel free to post comments, requests or shoot us emails at rpjsyndicate.com. We are here for our readers 1) to make you bucket loads of cash and 2) to show you what you want and based on where you click and read, you want to see hot ass.
Now on to the Week 5 picks and we have a lot of them for you:
RPJ $yndicate picks
North Carolina at Miami (-8) - This game is going down as the Flash Flash special and his game of the week. It just so happened that it hit all cylinders as far as our models go. UNC is coming off a horrible defeat at the hands of Virginia Tech. They had that game in hand, then lost their QB and a 4th quarter lead at home. UNC is young and will not be able to to bounce back from this. T.J. Yates gave his team a chance to win any game and now they have no chance to beat The U. Miami is actually playing pretty well. We have watched them a lot this year and they played Florida tougher than the final score showed (Effing Urban Meyer and his cover FG…douche, douche, DOUCHE!!!). Miami might have the most or second most team speed on defense. Line them up against USC and see who wins. The ATS numbers actually do not favor Miami in this game but stats do. Miami rushes for more yards per game, gives up a lot less yards per game and does not turn the ball over as much. Get on this line before it hits 10. Miami covers and wins!!!
Kent State at Ball State (-18 and over/under 59.5) - We are picking our first MACkey attackey game of the year. We love these games. Kent State stinks on defense and gives up more than 430 yards per game and to top it off they can score on offense. After they got shut out by BC in week 1, Kent State has scored 28, 24 and 27 points all while going 1-3 on the season. Ball State can score with the best of them and are generating 482 yards per game on offense and giving up 393 yards per game on defense. Ball State is 4-0 and has scored 42, 41, 35 and 48 points on the season. Ball State scored 42 last week at Indiana and lost their best player during the game and kept on scoring. We are hitting you up with a double pick on this game. Here are the ATS numbers:
Kent State
Golden Flashes are 8-20 ATS in their last 28 games overall.
Golden Flashes are 1-4 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
Golden Flashes are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games in September.
Golden Flashes are 1-11 ATS in their last 12 conference games.
Golden Flashes are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games on grass.
Golden Flashes are 0-7 ATS in their last 7 games following a S.U. loss.
Golden Flashes are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
Golden Flashes are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 road games.
Golden Flashes are 0-7 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS loss.
Over is 6-0 in Golden Flashes last 6 games in September.
Over is 4-0 in Golden Flashes last 4 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
Over is 4-1 in Golden Flashes last 5 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
Over is 6-2 in Golden Flashes last 8 road games.
Over is 7-3 in Golden Flashes last 10 vs. a team with a winning record.
Ball State
Cardinals are 7-0 ATS in their last 7 games in September.
Cardinals are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
Cardinals are 7-2 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.
Cardinals are 9-3 ATS in their last 12 games following a S.U. win.
Cardinals are 9-3 ATS in their last 12 games following a ATS win.
Cardinals are 14-5 ATS in their last 19 games overall.
Cardinals are 8-3 ATS in their last 11 conference games.
Cardinals are 21-8 ATS in their last 29 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
Cardinals are 9-4 ATS in their last 13 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
Cardinals are 11-5 ATS in their last 16 home games.
Over is 12-2 in Cardinals last 14 games in September.
Over is 5-1 in Cardinals last 6 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
Over is 5-1 in Cardinals last 6 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
We think the ATS numbers speak for themselves and Kent State is bad, really bad. They need to change their team name from the Golden Flashes to the Golden Showers. Ball State is going to urinate all over them. Take Ball State to win and cover and double it up with the OVER!!!
Ole Miss at Florida (-22) - This is an interesting game. Florida is coming off their Tennessee road beat down and Ole Miss has had two weeks to stew about their loss at home to Vanderbilt. Florida has looked good on paper but we do not think they are as good as their record shows. Tebow is not playing like Tebow. Maybe he should have been practicing instead of saving children in the Philthypeens this Summer. What we do know is Florida has some ridiculous talent on campus. Check this out:
Who wants to kiss my gator?
Lets check out the ATS numbers:
Ole Miss
Rebels are 8-0 ATS in their last 8 games after scoring less than 20 points in their previous game.
Rebels are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
Rebels are 5-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
Rebels are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games on grass.
Rebels are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games overall.
Rebels are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS loss.
Florida
Gators are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 conference games.
Gators are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
Gators are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games on grass.
Gators are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games overall.
Gators are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
Gators are 5-13-1 ATS in their last 19 games after accumulating less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
Head-to-Head
Rebels are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 meetings.
Underdog is 4-0 ATS in their last 4 meetings.
You saw that Florida has one loss against the spread in the SEC in their last 5 and you guessed it…that game was against Ole Miss last year in a 30-24 win. Ole Miss could easily be 4-0 but has suffered a pair of disheartening losses. The Rebels outgained then-No. 20 Wake Forest on the road Sept. 6, but lost 30-28 on a last-second field goal. After beating Samford the next week, Ole Miss hosted Vanderbilt in its SEC opener last Saturday and outgained the Commodores 385-202. Jevan Snead, though, threw four interceptions and the Rebels lost two fumbles in a 23-17 defeat. Snead has talent and the swamp is no cupcake but we think this is too many points. This line opened at 24.5 and is now down to 22. We think you need to jump on it while you can. 62% of the money is betting on the Gators and the line is dropping so Vegas can take more bets for the Gators. As soon as the line stops dropping or rises we know the line is true. Get it while its hot….Ole Miss covers in this game!
Purdue at Notre Dame (Pick Em) - Holy crap this line opened at Notre Dame -3 and moved to pick em. Did hell freeze over? What the eff is going on here? 78% of the money is going to Purdue and that terrifies the hell out of us but the leaping leprechauns are putrid. The ATS numbers:
Purdue
Boilermakers are 5-2-1 ATS in their last 8 games following a S.U. win.
Boilermakers are 5-2-1 ATS in their last 8 games in September.
Boilermakers are 8-19 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
Boilermakers are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games on grass.
Boilermakers are 3-10-1 ATS in their last 14 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
Boilermakers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS loss.
Boilermakers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
Notre Dame
Fighting Irish are 3-7 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
Fighting Irish are 3-7 ATS in their last 10 games following a S.U. loss.
Fighting Irish are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 vs. Big Ten.
Fighting Irish are 4-11 ATS in their last 15 home games.
Fighting Irish are 4-14 ATS in their last 18 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
Fighting Irish are 2-7 ATS in their last 9 games in September.
Head-to-Head
Road team is 4-0 ATS in their last 4 meetings.
The ATS numbers are not great but the head-to-head battle is big for Purdue. We think Vegas is out of their mind this game. Unless you live in Indiana you have no idea how important this game is for Purdue against their instate rival. Notre Dame might not give a crapola about Purdue but Purdue sure wants to beat the tar out of Notre Dame. This is Purdue’s bowl game. They hate the Irish. Purdue pissed us off last year with a no cover but they are back with a vengeance this year. The Irish are still bad, very bad. So forget the record for a moment. The Fighting Irish are 111th in the country (out of 119 teams) in rushing offense. They are 107th in total offense and 68th in total defense. Notre Dame’s offensive line, which was the worst in the history of offensive lines last year, is still weak. The only thing they have going for them is somewhat of a passing game. However, Purdue held the great Dan LaFevour down last week. If they can stop that passing game, they can certainly stop Claussen’s. We think this is easy money and is Runny’s pick of the week. Purdue wins and covers easily!!!
Fresno State at UCLA (+6.5) - Sometimes our models totally throw us for a loop and they did it in this game. Even though the pick will defy all logic, we have to stay disciplined to our models and our system. Lets look at some UCLA arse to get our minds focused on the game at hand. This is from the school’s annual undie run. Bet you wish you went there.
Always aim for the middle! Why didn't we go to a PAC 10 school?!?!?!
Lets look at the ATS numbers:
Fresno State
Bulldogs are 9-21 ATS in their last 30 games overall.
Bulldogs are 7-17 ATS in their last 24 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
Bulldogs are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
Bulldogs are 5-17 ATS in their last 22 games on grass.
Bulldogs are 4-14 ATS in their last 18 games following a ATS loss.
Bulldogs are 2-8 ATS in their last 10 games in September.
Bulldogs are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 vs. Pac-10.
UCLA
Bruins are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a double-digit loss at home.
Bruins are 10-1 ATS in their last 11 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
Bruins are 15-4 ATS in their last 19 games following a S.U. loss.
Bruins are 12-4 ATS in their last 16 games following a ATS loss.
Bruins are 21-8 ATS in their last 29 home games.
Bruins are 23-9 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
Bruins are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games following a SU loss of more than 20 points.
Bruins are 15-6 ATS in their last 21 games on grass.
Bruins are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games after scoring less than 20 points in their previous game.
Bruins are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games overall.
Bruins are 12-5 ATS in their last 17 games in September.
Shocking isn’t it. We wish we had a better reason than, “trust us” but we do not. However, we are all over UCLA in this game and we are getting 6.5 points. Take UCLA and the points!!!!
Arkansas at Texas (-27.5) - Back for another rule of 28 game. This line was 28 when I started writing this post and it moved on us. Damn oddsmakers. Rule of 28 was 2-0 last week and really means absolutely nothing but in terms of golf, Rule 28 is when you are playing golf and you have to rule your ball unplayable and you are left with the following decisions:
a. Play a ball as nearly as possible at the spot from which the original ball was last played (see Rule 20-5); or
b. Drop a ball behind the point where the ball lay, keeping that point directly between the hole and the spot on which the ball is dropped, with no limit to how far behind that point the ball may be dropped; or
c. Drop a ball within two club-lengths of the spot where the ball lay, but not nearer the hole.
So we have a scenario for you. If you deem the ball in the picture unplayable what do you do?
Your ball is currently unplayable, what do you do?
Do you a) play the ball where it is? b) drop your ball behind the existing ball? or c) drop the ball within two club lengths. We think B is the clear winner. Drop it behind and get right in there. Is there a game associated with this? Oh yeah…The ATS numbers:
Arkansas
Razorbacks are 4-11 ATS in their last 15 games following a SU loss of more than 20 points.
Razorbacks are 2-7 ATS in their last 9 non-conference games.
Razorbacks are 2-8 ATS in their last 10 games in September.
Texas
Longhorns are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 non-conference games.
Longhorns are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games overall.
Longhorns are 5-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
Longhorns are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
Longhorns are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a S.U. win.
Longhorns are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 home games.
Got it. Texas looks damn good this year and Arkansas blows. Alabama beat the piss out of them at Arkansas. Texas will beat them worse in Austin. Texas wins and covers!!!!!
Miss State at LSU (-24) - We did not like the points Florida had to make to cover in their game but we love it for LSU. We made some fat coin on LSU last year when they played Mississippi State and we are back for more. We love this game this week and will just show yo usome of the ATS numbers heads up:
Favorite is 6-1 ATS in their last 7 meetings.
Bulldogs are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 meetings in Louisiana State.
Bulldogs are 1-10 ATS in their last 11 meetings.
Get our drift. Only thing that pisses us off about this game is the 2006 game. Flash missed a ten team parlay by 3.5 effing points when LSU benched all of their starters and let the Bulldogs come back and cover. Flash was in Vegas at the time and it would have been his biggest payday ever. LSU has defeated the Bulldogs (1-3, 0-1) eight straight times by an average margin of 32.4 points since a 17-16 road loss Oct. 23, 1999. Now that Lee is the QB, LSU should roll in this game. No way Miss. State can hang. LSU wins and covers!!!!!!
Virginia at Duke (-7) - Duke is actually favored by a TD. I think the stars are aligned funny and the world is about to end. Notre Dame is favored or a pick em against Purdue and there is a BCS opponent that Duke is favored against by a TD. Holy crap, run for the hills. Virginia is a mess and now has to play without the QB that won the starting job because he got tossed out of school. UVS sucked with him and will suck worse without him. Lalich is actually trying to get into Oregon State and will be at the USC/Beavers game this evening. Here are the ATS numbers:
Virginia
Cavaliers are 6-14 ATS in their last 20 road games.
Cavaliers are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games on grass.
Cavaliers are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games after scoring less than 20 points in their previous game.
Cavaliers are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing more than 40 points in their previous game.
Cavaliers are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games overall.
Duke
Blue Devils are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 games in September.
Blue Devils are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games following a ATS win.
Blue Devils are 4-1 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.
Blue Devils are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
Head-to-Head
Home team is 6-2 ATS in their last 8 meetings.
Virginia is bad and might even be worse than Notre Dame. We know that is hard to believe but a UVA/ND matchup would probably be competitive. Man we love rubbing it in the face of ND fans. Thank god they ran Holtz out of town so the program is in shambles. Duke is on their way up and will enjoy some home town support. Duke should easily win and cover in this game!!!
Flash Flash Picks (5-1 on the season)
Florida International at Toledo (-20) - Get on this line before it goes over 21 points. Toledo can score with the best of them and lost a heartbreaker to Fresno State last week. Florida International is terrible. Do not buy into the close cover against South Florida last week. FIU was playing in their home opener and first game in a new stadium and blew their wad. Some ATS numbers: Golden Panthers are 3-10 ATS in their last 13 road games. Golden Panthers are 2-8 ATS vs. a team with a losing record. Rockets are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games on turf. Rockets are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 home games vs. a team with a losing road record. Rockets are 15-5 ATS in their last 20 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game. Rockets are 25-10 ATS in their last 35 home games. Toledo will come out fast and furious and FIU doe snot have an answer. Toledo wins and covers easily!!!
TCU at Oklahoma (-18.5) - Both of these teams are rolling. Nothing needs to be said about Oklahoma. Nobody really knows anything about TCU though. TCU is tough as hell and actually beat Oklahoma in 2005 as 25 point road underdogs. This year TCU has a solid offense and its defense is actually playing better than Oklahoma’s. In addition, TCU is turning the ball over less. Here are the ATS numbers:
TCU
Horned Frogs are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games on grass.
Horned Frogs are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
Horned Frogs are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games overall.
Horned Frogs are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 vs. Big 12.
Horned Frogs are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 road games.
Horned Frogs are 7-2-1 ATS in their last 10 games following a ATS win.
Horned Frogs are 12-4-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
Horned Frogs are 9-3 ATS in their last 12 non-conference games.
Horned Frogs are 6-2-1 ATS in their last 9 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
Horned Frogs are 19-7-1 ATS in their last 27 games following a S.U. win.
Oklahoma
Sooners are 8-1 ATS in their last 9 games in September.
Sooners are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 non-conference games.
Sooners are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
Sooners are 10-4 ATS in their last 14 home games.
Sooners are 9-4 ATS in their last 13 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.
Sooners are 13-6 ATS in their last 19 games following a ATS win.
Sooners are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
Good numbers out of both teams. TCU has actually won their last two games in Norman. I think 18.5 points is just too much to ask as a spread versus the TCU defense. I do not think TCU wins but I think they can keep their loss under 18.5 points. Take TCU with the points!!!
Runny Pelvis Picks (11-9 on the season)
SMU @ Tulane (-18): Flash bailed on me on this one because he is afraid of the points. Chickenshit!! I’m not scurred!! I love betting on creoles on Thursday nights!!! My penchant for crawfish aside, here are some facts: Tulane is 11-1 ATS in their 12 as favorites off non-conference game vs opponent off a SU loss, Tulane is 5-1 ATS vs opponent they beat the year before who is off back to back SU losses and they are 9-2 ATS at home off of a double digit SU win. SMU facts: they suck. I’m riding the Green Wave this week!! Take Tulane -18.
USC @ Oregon State (+25.5): The boys in Vegas are PRAYING Oregon State covers this one. The line has gone up all week, but everyone is crushing USC in this one. The Vegas books are refusing to raise the line. This scares us. So do the ATS numbers-ORST is 3-0 ATS in their last 3 against USC at home, and they are 6-0 ATS off of double digit ATS win against teams that beat them the year before who are off of a SU win. Not looking good for USC. However, USC is ridiculous this year. Ridiculous. It is not the same USC team from the past 3 games in Corvallis. Think about it-USC destroyed the #5 team in the country in their last game. They will do the same this week. They are 12-3 ATS with rest. Carroll has already come out and said they want to end the game early so they can get their 4th string QB some reps!!! This will be a beatdown. Take USC -25.5.
Minn @ OSU (-18): I hate making this pick because I hate both teams so very much. However, I’m about picking winners first, so that always prevails. OSU is fresh off a massacre in SoCal and a less than sensational win (but no cover-like I said last week) last week. However, the key to last week’s game is that Tressel started Pryor. It made a huge difference. That kid is legit, and he is only gonna get better. Plus, Beanie Wells is back this week, it is OSU’s Big 10 opener and they are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games against Minn. Take OSU -18.
MSU @ IU (+8): As I mentioned last week, I was at the IU-Ball State game in Bloomington last week. IU shocked me at how bad they are. In particular, their QB play was terrible and they could not stop Ball State. Even worse, their fans were total pu$$ies. Total pu$$ies. The Ball State fans were much louder. Unacceptable during a home game. MSU has Jevon Ringer. IU couldn’t stop Ball State’s running game last week, so they have no chance of stopping Ringer. Here are some facts: MSU is 5-1 ATS in their last 6 against IU, MSU is 4-1 ATS in the game before Iowa and IU is 1-9 ATS off a SU favorite loss against teams that beat them the year before. That is terrible. MSU wins big. Take MSU -8.
Also, we are still researching the Wisconsin-Michigan, Colorado-FSU, Tenn-Auburn, ILL-PSU and Bama-GA games, but we haven’t made up my mind yet. We will do so by Friday. Check back with us for these picks. These may be individual picks (or maybe nothing at all), but we will at least have substantial opinions on all.
We are going to leave you with this video because we know some of you like em less curvy…
Another tough day in the life of Runny and Flash. Cash and ASS!!!!
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