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NCAA Football Preview Spectacular - Celebrating 140 years of College Football

Our most favorite time of year is finally upon us…NCAA FOOTBALL. There really is nothing better. The purpose of this post will be to share our thoughts, ideas, predictions, etc… in 140 different ways as we celebrate 140 years of NCAA Football. Print now because this is some great work bathroom reading. We promise this will occupy your dump time for at least 10-15 minutes.

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In honor of 2009 being the 140th College football season, we are going to make 140 observations, predictions, bets, historical references, Notre Dame jokes, USC homer statements, etc…

2009 NCAA Football Season Predictions, Analysis, Trends and Observations

140 - The number of pounds that Charlie Weis’s left man boob weighs.

More food please!

More food please!

139 - Adding the numbers equals 13….will be the minimum amount of points Ohio State will lose by to USC on September 12. Yep, you heard it hear first… USC wins by at least two TDs at Columbus.

138 - The number of rushes it took LeGarrette Blount, RB Oregon, to reach 1,008 yards rushing last season. Good for a 7.3 yard average per rush. We are looking for big things out of the Oregon backfield this season. Early season test at Boise State.

137 -  1+3+7=11…USC averaged 86,793 in attendance last year for 11th in the country. We road tripped for the OSU game last year. Let us tell you, USC knows how to party for big games! Great fans. Best Buy had a tent. Their home schedule is weak this year, so the key to their national championship dreams will come down to their road performance with big games in Columbus, South Bend, Berkley and Eugene. Look for USC to be in very close games. Jump on the lines accordingly. We’ll be watching!!

The Trojan Horse will unleash the fury on 9/12!

The Trojan Horse will unleash the fury on 9/12!

136 - The number of wins Bill Snyder had as a coach of Kansas State. Sorry Bill, you are old and well past your prime. You will be lucky to have 140 career K State wins by the end of the year.

135 - San Jose State Coach Dick Tomey’s career losses. Dick is actually the 7th winningest active coach right now with a record of 181-135-7. Dick opens the season at USC and at home against Utah. Those 135 career losses will start climbing pretty fast in 2009.

134 - The yards passing per game USC’s D gave up last year. Tops in the nation. Next closest was TCU at 170 tards/game. It will be interesting to see how USC’s D holds up this year. They lost a ton of starters over the offseason. We’ll see how the “rebuilding” goes..the last time this happened was 2007 and they did just fine. See you in Columbus on 9/12!!!!

133 - The number of points scored in 2008 by Missouri Kicker Jeff Wolfert. You know you care about that.

Yes we went there; only RPJ throws love at the kicker!!!

Yes we went there; only RPJ throws love at the kicker!!!

132 - The yards rushing per game Buffalo gained (actually 132.71. Big things are expected out of the Bulls this year. We loved rooting for them last year and will do this same in 2009. Go Bulls!!!! On a sad note, Senior RB James Starks is injured and will miss his senior season.

131 - The number of points TCU’s defense gave up last year, which was good for #2 in the country. Keep reading and you will see the #1 team and their sub-100 point season.

130 - The number of pounds of food Mark Mangino eats every day for breakfast. We love us some Coach Mangino. Kansas is the 4th or 5th best team in the Big 12 but the Conference is stacked. We hope Mangino and Reesing can pull off a big time upset.

Would you bet against this man?

Would you bet against this man?

129 - Amount of seasons before Michigan suffered its first 9 loss season. It took Bo Schembechler 7 seasons to lose 9 games. Rich Rodriguez did go 9-4 his second year at West Virginia and that followed a 3-8 debut for the Mounties. Notre Dame in week 2 will be a good indication and a home revenge game. Michigan returns 16 starters from last year and 11 on Offense.

128 - The number of pounds of undigested lard that were sucked out of Charlie Weis’s belly during his botched tummy tuck surgery. We hope the Heart Attack Grill was able to buy some of the lard on the cheap.

127 - Yards per game improvement by Nebraska on defense last season. Their rush defense was the most improved in the nation. Bo Pelini showed he can coach but will he be able to improve on a 9-4 record?

126 - NC State rushing yards per game in 2008. This team was a cover machine last season at 9-2-1. One of the best teams to bet on in the country. Big opening game against Spurrier’s Cocks in week 1 and a revenge game at home.

125 - North Carolina rushing yards per game in 2008. Is this the year Butch Davis’ team breaks out. We are not so sure. He recruits well but he still needs to get past Va. Tech and a nasty, improving Georgia Tech team.

124 - Colorado rushing yards per game. Will the Hawkins father son duo make some noise this year or will the powers that be in the Big 12…Texas and Oklahoma State eat Buffalo burger this season? We think the later.

123 - 1+2+3 = 6 and there were 6 turnovers in the Boise State vs. Oregon game last season. 4 by Oregon and 2 by Boise State. We do not see Masoli throwing three picks in this game. This is one of our two prime time games for opening weekend. Stay tuned for our week 1 predictions.

122 - The number of tackles for loss generated by Oregon for tops in the nation. This team is legit and has a very solid chance of winning the PAC-10. We love or Trojans, but it will be a tall order beating this team in Eugene. If they beat SC, they have to be considered for the national championship game.

Sorry it took this long to throw in some tail!!!

Sorry it took this long to throw in some tail!!!

121 - Cincinnati rushing yards per game in 2008. Senior QB Tony Pike is back in 2009 and these city boys put a scare or two into somebody each year. We will know this team early as they open at Rutgers on 9/7/2009 and then head to Oregon State on 9/19/2009. A win at either place will be impressive.

120 - Central Florida’s offensive ranking last season. 120 out of 120. What does this distinction look like you ask? 229.5 yards of total offense per game, 113 yards rushing with a 3.0 yards per carry mark, 116 yards passing per game and 16.6 points per game. On the bright side, they really have no place to go but up.

119 - 1+1+9 = 11 and Tulsa had 11 wins last season, which was the first time a Conference USA team had 11 wins since 2004. The biggest change this offense will incur is under center, as David Johnson is now gone after accounting for 49 touchdowns in 2008. Jacob Bower, last year’s backup, has the edge in the quarterback race, but he is being pushed by Texas transfer G.J. Kinne, and incoming freshman Shavodrick Beaver. The player that emerges with the job will get a terrific opportunity to build a name for himself behind this powerful attack.

118 - Tulane’s average yards rushing per game. How about some Conference USA love? Back to back C-USA news items. Gotta love it!

117 - Kansas State’s Defensive ranking last season. Bill Snyder is a hero but will he leave town as a goat this time around. This is asking for a lot.

116 - Amount of offensive yards Washington State gained against USC last season. Keep reading…Notre Dame did even worse.

115 - Tennessee’s Offensive ranking last year. That was 115 out of 119. An improvement in this number will show Vols fans that Kiffin can coach. We know Monte can but the jury is still out on Lane.

Al Davis versus rabid SEC fans....I pick SEC!

Al Davis versus rabid SEC fans....I pick SEC!

114 - 114 fans showed up to Temple’s Fourth Annual Fan Fest on August 26. No we were not there, we just heard it was definitely 114 fans.

113 -Mississippi State’s offensive ranking last season. Man that SEC is stacked from top to bottom with zero easy games ever. Yeah right!!!!

112 - Centuries that must pass before Notre Dame wins another national title. God told us. Lou Holtz is on crack with his Florida/ND BCS title game prediction this season. How do we bet against this? Holtz should back himself as a prop bet.

111 - Add a 5 to 111 and you get 5,111 passing yards for Graham Harrell last season; the first back to back 5,000 seasons in NCAA history. Texas Tech had a story book season last year and Coach Leach finds new QBs for his system every year. The Red Raiders will not sneak up on anybody this season but they still have talent and might be able to pull off some major upsets. We will find out pretty quickly how good this team is after they travel to Austin on 9/19.

110 - The number of career wins for Nick Saban. He has a career record of 110-50-1, 5th best winning % among active coaches. Saban has talent at BAMA this season but they spanking Utah gave them could provide one long, nasty hangover. Huge first game against Virginia Tech will be telling. Also, keep in mind that Saban has never won ten games back to back. Now combine that with breaking in a new QB and revamped OL and we see trouble ahead.

109 - The amount of yards per game LSU’s defense deteriorated last season. We knew they had QB issues but the Tigers D was terrible. Maybe Les Miles should have taken the Michigan job after all. Lots to work on in Baton Rouge.

108 - Miami (Ohio) average yards rushing per game in 2008. Check out this fantastic team marketing….Fans looking for premium savings and ideal seat location get the best of both worlds by purchasing RedHawk season tickets. Season tickets–including the game against Kentucky– are only $120. Prices are even more affordably priced for Miami faculty and staff ($105), senior citizens ($110), and youth under 18 ($100). What a bargain!!!

Hi my name is Jenna and I am a Cheerleader for Miami (Ohio). Come see me for only $120! I promise not to disappoint you but I can not say the same for the team.

Hi my name is Jenna and I am a Cheerleader for Miami (Ohio). Come see me for only $120! I promise not to disappoint you but I can not say the same for the team.

107 - 107,000 seats. The size of Michigan’s Ann Arbor football stadium. Hopefully they get to see more than 4 wins this season.

106 -Kentucky’s offensive ranking last season. We are seeing a trend here. Why is the SEC the best conference in the country when 5 teams finished worse than 100 in total offense last season.

105 - Number of yards USC Freshman De’Von Flournoy had in their last scrimmage. 105 yards on three catches with 1 TD. This is not one of USC’s 5 star recruits but this kid is tearing up camp and has been even more impressive than Barkley. Put Flourney and RoJo on the field at the same time and zero secondaries will be able to cover these guys. USC rebuilding, yeah right!

104 - Auburn’s Offensive ranking from 2008. We know Gene Chizik has his hands full. Chizik was only 5-19 at Iowa State. Welcome to the SEC Gene!!!

103 - Wake Forest’s offensive ranking in 2008. This stat was shocking but I guess really shows how great their defense was last season. Wake will test itself early as it opens at home against Baylor and Stanford. Two teams on the rise and looking to prove themselves. We will probably stay clear of this team early until we get to see what they have under the hood.

102 - Amount of points Conference USA’s leading scorer scored last season. Any guess as to who it was? RB Bryce Beall of Houston.

101 - Duke’s offensive ranking in 2008. Dukie fans were actually impressed with 4 wins last season under Coach Cutcliffe. At some programs, a four-win season would be considered mediocre or disappointing. But at Duke, the accomplishment earned first-year head coach David Cutcliffe third place in the ACC Coach of the Year voting and helped trigger a change in perception of the Blue Devils. Although Duke fans may be happy, we are not sure where Duke will show improvement this season. A tough ACC schedule (Duke was 1-7 last season in the ACC) and a road game at Kansas might make 4-8 a pipe dream this season.

100 - Yards per game drop in Arizona State’s offense on a per game basis last year. The Sun Devils had a 6 game losing streak at home last season. We think it is time for ASU to send Erickson packing.

99 - Ralph Friedgen has dropped nearly 100 pounds since October with an improved diet and exercise. Kudos to you Coach. Maybe Charlie Weis can learn something from you. Hard work and exercise set a better example then stomach stapling surgery you lazy fat oaf!!!

Can somebody please cut my stomach off please?

Can somebody please cut my stomach off please?

98 - The number of Georgia Bulldog wins the last ten years, which is good for best in the SEC. Where is their national title? It certainly will not come this year when Oklahoma State shows this SEC team who is boss this season.

97 - The number of starts by Notre Dame’s Offensive Line. This just shows that experience does not always matter cause Notre Dame still stinks.

96 - 9+6=15 and 15 is Aaron Corp’s jersey number. USC needs this guy under center, not Barkley if they want to make it to another BCS title game. Barkley might be the QB of the future but Corp is the QB of now.

95 - Average yards passing per game for Georgia Tech last year. One of only 4 teams under 100 yards per game. No surprise that Army, Navy and Air Force were the other 3.

94 - Number of times we laughed looking at the following picture….

Caption says it all!!!

Caption says it all!!!

93 - The number of points USC’s defense gave up last year. Sick!!! All the sports banter going across the airwaves now is calling this USC D suspect because of how many starters it lost at the end of the year. Coach Carroll faced a similar ”rebuilding” in 2007. Didn’t seem to bother him or the team one bit. OSU will not score more than 14 points on September 12.

92 - 92,000 seats at Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge.

91 - Amount of yards Notre Dame gained against USC’s defense last year. And people actually think Weis is an offensive genius.

90 - The number of times Jimmy Clausen will be sacked in his career at Notre Dame.

89 - The number of days it took us to write this blog post. Just kidding but not by too much!

88 - Texas A&M rushing yards per game in 2008. We thought Mike Sherman would run first, pass second last season but we were wrong. He had Javorskie Lane, the 300 pound RB and he could still not move the pile. Sherman just names Jerrod Johnson his starting QB but we do not see how there will be much to smile about. By the end of last season, the Aggies had fallen to the bottom of the Big 12 South. They want to make certain that last-place finish was just an aberration, not a reflection of a sagging program. Mike Sherman has already addressed locker room issues that divided last year’s team. This year’s group seems to have bought in. That’s only part of any possible turnaround story. Despite a solid recruiting class, the Aggies are young, lack depth at key positions and may find it difficult to improve last season’s 4-8 record. More competitiveness against Texas and Oklahoma (or even Baylor) would be a sign of progress.

87 - Amount of rushing yards per game USC’s defense gave up last year.

86 -Number of career receptions for Ole Miss hybrid player Dexter McCluster. Dexter is a physical specimen and Ole Miss is going to try and put the ball in his hands 20 times a game. The 5-foot-8 McCluster played at 162 pounds last season, but he’s up to 170 pounds entering this season. He’s incredibly strong for his size and bench-presses 340 pounds and squats more than 400 pounds. This guy is going to be fun to watch.

The Ole Miss faithful are counting on you!

The Ole Miss faithful are counting on you!

85 - 85,000 seats at Nebraksa’s Memorial Stadium.

84 - Receptions by Eric Decker, WR Minnesota, for tops in the Big-10 last season. Minnesota WR, Eric Decker returns for his senior season. Gopher fans get to enjoy Mr. Decker in their new stadium this season, TCF Bank Stadium, which looks awesome. We will be there when USC comes to town in a few years.

83 - The number of wins by Ohio State Coach Jim Tressel over the last 8 seasons. Optimism is high in Columbus with Pryor under center but this team only returns 38 lettermen, 11 starters and 4 on offense. If OSU can get past USC on 9/12 the might roll undefeated into Happy Valley on 11/7. Hopefully we do not get to witness another Big 10 team in the national title game this decade. We know that end result.

82 - Number of wins USC has over the last 7 seasons to go along with 7 Pac-10 titles, two national championships and end of season top 5 rankings. USC’s dominance has inspired dismissive references to the conference as the “Pac-1″ and the “Lack-Nine” among fans from other regions. A lot of experts are predicting this is the season USC drops a notch. It will all come down to A) Aaron Corp being healthy or B) Matt Barkley’s ability to play college ball. If A is the case then Trojan fans have nothing to worry about. B is the X factor.

Who is going to battle for the Men of Troy this season?

Who is going to battle for the Men of Troy this season?

81 - Seconds of fame for the Florida State girls. Slightly more than a minute but less than 2.

80 - The number of STDs that were passed in this picture…

Herpes, check! clap, check! genital warts, check! 76 more times....

Herpes, check! clap, check! genital warts, check! 77 more times....

79 - Passing yards by Cal QB Nate Longshore against USC last season. Well Nate has moved on and Jeff “Turd Sandwich” Tedford is backing Kevin Riley. Keep in mind, Kevin Riley was 4 for 16 for 59 yards 0 TDs and 1 INT last season against USC. Cal really needs a QB to show up this year if they want to compete in the Pac-10. Jahvid Best is the man but when you can put 8 in the box, he is shut down. We love and hate betting for or against Jeff Tedford’s Bears. He usually burns us and 21 points against Maryland in game #1 is a big number to overcome. We will probably be on the CAL sidelines until we can figure out what this team is really about.

78 - Florida gators defense… out of 78 starts at the three LB positions the last two years, every start was made by a LB that returns this season. The Gators depth and experience on Defense will be sick this season.

77 - Reason #77 to love USC TRojans…

Like we needed 77 reasons.

Like we needed 77 reasons.

76 - Nick Howell, OT USC Trojans. Just one of 8 linemen with experience that will protect Corp or Barkley. This is why USC is still ranked in the pre-season top 5 with an inexperienced QB. Offensive line depth is the key to early season trouble games like 9/12 in The Shoe.

75 - This is the 75th anniversary of the Heisman trophy. Will Bradford or Tebow match Archie Griffin as the only two time winner or will Colt McCoy or a darkhouse candidate make a splash like Houston’s Case Keenum. Last year Keenum passed for 5,020 yards, 44 TDs with only 11 picks. Houston and the OVER anyone?

74 - Dan LeFevour’s career passing TDs. Our man crush gets to continue for one more season. The Fever has a brutal early schedule but he should be able to get his points. We love you DAN!!! His 11,702 total yards are the most among any active player, and if he averages 300 yards of offense a game this season (his career average), he’ll end his college tenure ranked third in FBS history in total offense.

73 - USC’s margin of victory of Notre Dame the last two seasons. Thats right folks. The combined score was 76-3. It won’t get any better this year. Claussen cursed himself when he said he would beat USC and the curse lives on.

72 - Combined bowl wins for Middle Tennessee State’s coaching staff. Where else can you get a stat on Middle Tennessee State? If you are not impressed with this then you do not deserve to read on.

71 - The ranking for sacks allowed/game for Texas. They allowed 2 sacks per game and are at the bottom of the pack for D1 teams. It didn’t seem to bother them too much last year-they arguably should have been playing Florida in the title game last year. However, this stat is telling because it may be a sign of trouble for Colt McCoy. They need to impove on this to keep Colt healthy and their teams hopes alive.

70 - Colt McCoy’s career completion percentage. Colt will be this seasons Tim Tebow, meaning he will be the most motivated man in the land. We expect big things from Colt. Potential Heisman winner and BCS title game participant.

69 - Use your imagination…

68 - Butch Lewis, OT USC. Another one of the experienced bunch that the Trojans will march out this season.

67 - You are more than halfway through our reasons and we are running out of reasons.

66 - After USC plays San Jose State in their opener, 66 is the number of games USC’s new linebackers will have played at USC. That is right, Chris Galippo, Michael Morgan and Malcolm Smith have played in 63 games at USC. So even though USC lost 4 LBs to the FIRST ROUND of the NFL draft, their replacements have serious experience.

65 - Todd Reesing TDs the last two seasons. Todd is 20-6 as a starter and Kansas may be 6-0 when Oklahoma comes to town on 10/24.

64 - RPJ Betting Syndicate’s career winning percentage before we started publishing this blog. Blog was a curse but it is fun. Not like we need reasons to watch and bet on NCAA football and stare at hot arse every week.

63 - Not since 1946 (63 years ago) has the top 3 Heisman vote getters returned to play the next season.

62 - 62 minus 1 = 61 and that is Troy’s pre-season USA Today rank. They received 1 vote.

61 - The number of yards New Mexico State improved on defense last season and this is before new Coach DeWayne Walker arrived on campus. Walker can really coach a defense and look for him to turn this program around quickly and launch himself to a better program. They could even be 6-0 or 5-1.

60 - Jimmy Clausen’s completion percentage last season; 60.9% to be exact. As a sophomore last year, Clausen had the third-most prolific passing season in school history. He completed 268 of 440 passes (60.9 percent) for 3,172 passing yards and 25 touchdowns. He had the second-best sophomore season by a quarterback in school history, behind only Brady Quinn. Optimism is high in South Bend with 4 seniors on the OL and 10 offensive starters back.

I might be gay but I promise I will beat USC one of these years. I bet my favorite butt floss thong on it!

I might be gay but I promise I will beat USC one of these years. I bet my favorite butt floss thong on it!

59 - Boise State is 40-17-2 against the spread in their last 59 home games. The Oregon/Boise State game on September 3 is going to be a battle.

58 - Number of first place votes Florida received in the pre-season AP poll. 58 out of 60 for a record 96.7%. The previous record holder was USC who received 62 out of 65 votes in 2007. USC did not play for the national title that year. Only ten teams that were ranked the pre-season #1 have won the national title. USC was the last team to do it in 2004.

57 -The number of TDs Matt Barkley, USC QB, threw in high school. With Aaron Corp injured and Mitch Mustain sucking, the Trojans season could come down to an 18 year old freshman. This story is worth watching. Will Barkley be able to win at Ohio State, Cal, Notre Dame and Oregon? Not likely.

56 - Tennessee is ranked 56th in the USA Today pre-season poll.

55 - Navy is ranked 55th in the USA Today pre-season poll.

54 - Number of teams that received votes in the AP Pre-season Top 25 poll. Nearly half of the FBS population (54 of 120) received at least one 25th-place vote. The biggest surprise? Colorado, a legit Big 12 North dark horse, got no votes, as in one fewer than Troy.

53 - Navy has 53 wins against the spread in their last 75 road games.

52 - Personal fouls committed last year by Syracuse QB, Greg Paulus as a PG for Duke baseketball. Huh? Yes, you read that right. Syracuse’s starting QB this year played for the Blue Devils for 4 seasons. We know Coach Doug MArrone is excited to be at Cuse but c’mon now, a PG at QB? This will end terribly wrong.

Your Syracuse Orange starting QB....GREG PAULUS!!!!!

Your Syracuse Orange starting QB....GREG PAULUS!!!!!

51 -Amount of votes Rutgers received in the USA Today top 25 pre-season poll. One thing to remember, Rutgers returns their entire starting offensive line from last season. Rutgers opens at home against Cincy and this will be a big test. Cincy is tough and is changing their D from a 4-3 to a 3-4 so they might not be in game shape on the defensive side of the ball. If Rutgers wins they will be on their way to an easy 3-0 start before traveling to Maryland.

50 -Zero Big 12 teams finished in the top 50 in total defense last year and 9 finished worse than 78. If the Big 12 really wants to pass the SEC in national prominence the conference needs a handful of teams to play D.

49 - Washington Huskies defensive 3rd down percentage was 49 last season. The Huskies brough in Steve Sarkisian and hope a healthy Jake Locker can turn things around. These guys were 0-12 last season and 1-11 ATS. Not much to smile about. The Huskies do start with three home games but they are against LSU, Idaho and The Trojans. They then go to Stanford and Notre Dame and we think Irish eyes will be smiling. Sark has to work miracles to get this team moving in the right direction this season.

48 - Wake Forest is the 48th ranked team in the USA Today preseason poll.

47 - The total number of sacks garnered by VaTech’s D for 2nd in the country behind only GaTech (who knew!?!?!?). VaTech always overacheives and may have the country’s best head coach. He does more with so little than anyone in the country. HUGE opener against Bama. We think they have a very legit shot of beating the Tide outright. We are watahing this line like crazy.

46 - The Central Michigan Chippewas are 30-13-3 against the spread in their last 46 games.

45 - Mark Mangino, Kansas coaches career wins (45-41) and ATS wins (45-35) record. Kansas returns 15 starters and 42 lettermen. Legit Big 12 North title contenders. Rock Chalk Jayhawk!!!

44 - The number of seasons Joe Pa and Bobby Bowden have coached.

43 - Stanford defensive 3rd down conversion percentage in 2008. Jim Harbaugh had his team close to a bowl berth last season. The Cardinals definitely play hard but they do not have the talent to stack up against USC, Oregon and CAL. Their first 5 games in 2009 are favorable so this team might gain confidence with games @ Washington State, @ Wake Forest, and home against San Jose State, Washington and UCLA. 5-0 is possible and 4-1 is a definite possibility.

42 - Home wins Iowa has the last 8 years. Hawkeyes are 42-9 over this span. Too bad they have Penn State, Ohio State, Wisconsin and Michigan State all on the road this year. Schedule is likely to impede their Big-10 championship aspirations.

41 - Average yards rushing for SMU last year, which was the lowest in the nation by almost 30 yards per game. SMU averaged a staggering 2.29 yards per rush. Also, 41 inches is Taylor Mays’ vertical leap.

40 - This is to pay tribute to one of college football’s and our country’s all time greats, Mr. Pat Tillman. He wore #40 for the Arizona Cardinals (#42 for ASU) and he gave his life for our country. Thanks, Pat.

Rangers Lead the Way

"Rangers Lead the Way"

39 - Amount of points Miami scored against Florida State last season in a 39-41 loss. Miami has some insane talent on defense but they open their 2009 schedule at Florida State, Georgia Tech, at Va Tech and against Oklahoma. This team might easily be the best 0-4 team ever. These 4 teams won 40 games last year. Randy Shannon might not be able to improve much on his 12-13 career record with this kind of scheduling.

38 - The number of TDs for Oklahoma State players Zac Robinson, Dez Bryant and Kendall Hunter. This Oklahoma State team is explosive with explosive probably being an understatement. Georgia rolls into Stillwater on 9/5 and the Big 12/SEC conference debate will be settled in week 1. All three of the Cowboys’ losses last season were to teams ranked 1, 2 or 3. With their core coming back this season, the Cowboys will be a tough matchup for any team this season.

Zac and Dez = Best QB/WR duo in the nation!

Zac and Dez = Best QB/WR duo in the nation!

37 - Number of wins by former Missouri QB Chase Daniel over the last 4 years. Chase is gone and the team only returns 9 starters. Coach Gary Pinkel has 22 wins the last two seasons, which ranks third to USC and Okahoma but we think Illinois will expose this team in week 1.

36 -Last season, 5 of Jeff Demps’s 7 rushing TDs were for longer than 36 yards. His lone reception was 61 yards. Demps is actually faster than Percy Harvin and Percy had a run of 15 TDs in 15 games. Demps might be too small to really carry the load but he will always be a factor when he steps on the field.

35 -The minutes per game TCU had the ball (34.55.62 to be exact) for tops in the nation. Solid numbers. They play outstanding D. They won $ for us quite a bit last year. We will be watching them again this year. Go Horned Frogs!!!!!

34 - The national ranking for tunrovers forced by Bama. They forced 24 turnovers for a .31 turnover ratio. That is freakin’ terrible!!! We think Bama is in the top 5 for most overhyped teams going into the season. We’ve heard a ton of talk about the Tide having the best D in the country. Eventhough they have a cakewalk for a schedule, don’t believe the hype!!!

33 - Michigan’s bowl streak that ended last season.

32 - The number of wins Texas has since winning the national championship 4 years ago. Texas has not even played for a Big 12 title during this time.

31 - The amount of points Houston gave up on defense per game last season. The defense this year might play 6 freshmen. Remember folks….Houston and the OVER, Houston and the OVER, Houston and the OVER. Say it three times before you go to bed every night. Also, Washington State’s average margin of defeat last season. Can you say Coach on the hot seat? We can!

30 - The age of Clemson’s Offensive Coordinator, Billy Napier. Dabo Swinney will have his hands full this year. Clemson will disappoint again. Phrase of the piece = Have his hands full. Full of what we wonder?

29 - “I’ve never seen so much optimism,” said columnist Rick Cleveland, a Mississippi native who has covered sports at the Jackson Clarion-Ledger for 29 years. It has been 46 years since Ole Miss won the SEC.  To put things into perspective. 46 years ago there were zero African american players in the SEC and Steve Spurrier was a freshman.

28 - The number of football national championship Princeton has won, the all-time leader.

27 - Stan Parrish’s current winless streak as a head coach. Stan was Kansas State’s coach before Bill Snyder and now takes over a Ball State team that was 12-2 last season. How the hell did this guy get a job? Probably because Muncie, IN could never be confused with San Diego or any SEC city.

26 - Road wins by TCU over the last 6 season, which is better than both Florida and Oklahoma. TCU even beat Oklahoma on the road in 2005. TCU has 5 ten win seasons the last 7 seasons and they are 30-2 in games when they hold opponents under 333 yards. Both losses were to Utah.

25 - Damion Fletcher, Southern Miss RB. Best RB you have never heard of. Has career stats of 4,287 yards and 36 touchdowns. If he repeats his three year average he will go down stat wise as one of the 5 best RBs of all time.

24 - Number of seasons Nevada Coach Chris Ault has patrolled the sidelines for the Wolf Pack. He is 193-84-1 over his career and returns 14 starters for his 25th season. Ault is the 6th active winningest coach in the country. The Wolf Pack open at Notre Dame in what could be an awesome week 1 upset. We can dream.

23 - Notre Dame’s pre-season AP rank. We think AP voters are literally on crack. Don’t do meth!

22 - Tribute to Runny’s favorite player of all time…Emmitt Smith, RB Florida Gators.

21 - The number of losses Charlie Weis has in 4 years as head coach of Notre Dame. More than 5 per season. The number of losses Ty Willingham had as head coach of ND was 15 after three seasons. Charlie is no better than Ty and of course he is ten thousand times fatter.

20 - Days until Week 1 of the NFL season is over. We bet NFL games too so get ready for a busy weekend.

19 - The 19th day of September is the day Lane Kiffin brings his Vols to the Swamp. Look for Urban Meyer to not only pummel the Vols but to run up the score as much as possible. Remember, Kiffin accused Meyer of recruiting violations this year. We know what Meyer will do when disrespected. Just ask Georgia.

18 - The number of starters Paul Johnson’s Georgia Tech team returns this season. GT was 9-4 last season and was blown out by LSU in their bowl game. However, Paul Johnson’s triple option offense showed off in some impressive games and we look for them to improve on last year’s season in 2009. GT we are watching you.

17 - Iowa State’s current road losing streak. The longest in the nation. Kent State on 9/19 is the first opportunity to bust the streak. Also, the number of games the Pac-10 and SEC have played against each other since 2000 and the Pac-10 LEADS the series 10 to 7. Interesting that the SEC’s label as the best conference in football is 3 games under .500 versus the Pac-1, oops, Pac-10.

16 -Jarrett Brown, QB West Virginia. Will Brown be able to fill in for Pat White? Brown was White’s understudy for the last three years so he has learned from one of the best. Brown is 6′4″ and 223 pounds and wants to be the man in Morgantown. Big East is weak this year so maybe Brown can pull a Tee Martin and replace a legend and carry WVU to the title game.

15 - Tim Tebow. As much as we hate the Gators and Tim Tebow, you can not overlook them. Tebow has not lost since his Ole Miss debacle last season and his immortal words are now permanently displayed at the Swamp. Tim can elevate his elite NCAA status to legendary status with another BCS title and/or Heisman. SEC fans look out.

14 - Boise State’s pre-season AP rank. This is the highest ranking by a non-BCS team this year.

13 - We are superstitious and will not mention any teams or players at this spot.

12 - Colt McCoy. The man who beat Oklahoma and did not play Florida for the national title. McCoy spent last season playing second fiddle in the Big 12 to Oklahoma and Sam Bradford. We have a feeling that this is Colt’s year. Top to bottom we think Texas is a better team (remember last season) and Colt has extra motivation. If they run the table with their schedule, we think they are better than Florida and will beat them in the BCS final.

Colt + Undefeated Season = Heisman

Colt + Undefeated Season = Heisman

11 - The number of years the BCS has been in existence. This system needs to be changed ASAP. Fans want a playoff, the players want a playoff and we say lets start with an 8 team playoff. Enough of this crap.

10 - The number of seniors on Steve Spurrier’s South Carolina team. Steve is 7-11 since 2007 and hired 6 new coaches for this season. South Carolina plays 8 teams that went to bowl games this season. They don’t make Steve Spurrier teams like they used to. The SEC caught up to Steve really fast.

9 - Number of TDs thrown by UCLA QBs last season. And Neuheisel thinks a redshirt QB will fix his offense. The joke will be on him!

8 - The number of starters Penn State returns to a team that went to the Rose Bowl. Big Ten is wide open this year. Ohio State will be down, Penn State will be down, Michigan is still down. There are lots of opportunities for a surprise Big Ten winner. Iowa and Illinois have the early edge for dark horse contender.

7 - Notre Dame has lost 7 in a row to USC. That’s the longest losing streak for ND against anyone since losing eight straight vs. Michigan State from 1955-63. You know our opinion on ND this season.

6 - The number of secondary NCAA violations committed by Vols Coach Lane Kiffin. All this before the season even started. Welcome to the SEC Kiffin. You thought working for Al Davis was hard, try playing in the SEC and in front of 100,000 fans. Will Kiffin be able to turn it around or will he continue the mediocrity?

5 - The amount of teams the Big 12 put in the top 25 in the final AP poll. SEC only had 4. The SEC’s hype as the most dominant conference in the nation was challenged last year and will be challenged again this year.

4 - The amount of offensive linemen that started for Oklahoma last year that are no longer on the team. Oklahoma is the “bettor beware” team of 2009. Almost every single poll has Oklahoma in the top 3. Remember Georgia last year? The “so-called” experts picked Georgia #1 in many polls and we know the story. The reason? Changes in the O-line. Last year Georgia had an inexperienced starting OL and this year Oklahoma only returns one starter on their OL. That is right. Oklahoma is replacing 4 OL starters. Top that off with the departure of two starting WRs from last year and you can see where this is going. Oklahoma will definitely be a favorite pick for a lot of bettors but we are saying be very, very careful. Texas will take this team out and we are expecting Oklahoma to finish the season with 3-4 losses. The Sooners are vulnerable. On a side note, Penn State graduated 3 Big Ten starting OL and Oregon lost its All American Center and starting left tackle. This cases are not as extreme as Oklahoma but they are worth mentioning.

3 - The SEC has won three straight NCAA titles. Not since the AP started polling in 1936, has one conference won the title 4 years in a row.

2 - Taylor Mays’ number. The best college football player to step on the field this season. 6′3″ 230 pounds and a near 4.2 40 time. INSANE!!!! Look for Mays to run the defense and play closer to the line this year. 4 LBs went to the pros last year and 2009 is the year of Mays! Dark horse Heisman candidate if he can make some big plays and score TDs on returns. Also, the folks in Columbus are talking about Pryor’s supposed 4.3 40 yard time. Well guess who is the one player that ran Pryor down from behind last year? Mr. Mays!

Not in my house!!!

Not in my house!!!

1 -Texas will be the #1 team in the country when all games are played this season.

We hope we provided you with some good bathroom reading. Stay tuned for our week 1 predictions. Gotta love this time of year!!!

Flash Flash and Runny

Week 13 Free NCAA Football Winning Picks for 11/22/08 Games: Texas Tech is the Real Deal!

Gotta love the games this weekend. This is probably going to get posted before the end results of the Friday night Mac-key attackey games but here is where we stand on the season:

RPJ $yndicate is 39-47-2 on the season

Flash Flash is 19-12-3 on the season (Two games pending in MAC action not counted from Friday night)

Runny Pelvis is 27-32-1 on the season

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Brad Pitt must hit that hard! Angelina Jolie needs to be naked always!

Brad Pitt must hit that hard! Angelina Jolie needs to be naked always!

RPJ $yndicate Picks

Illinois at Northwestern (+3) - We know damn well that this pick looks insane and we are terrified every time we put out a pick for this one simple reason. There is an anomaly in our models that when a team dominates another team in every statistical category that we have weighted as relevant but does not win the defensive running yards given up battle….literally that one stat, turns the underdog into a cover machine more than 70% of the time. It is flukey and bizarre but that is what it is. We hit it dead on with the Fresno State/UCLA game earlier in the season and we are bringing it back for this weekend. Here are all of the ATS numbers so you can make your own decision:

Illinois

  • Fighting Illini are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS loss.
  • Fighting Illini are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
  • Fighting Illini are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Fighting Illini are 7-3 ATS in their last 10 conference games.
  • Fighting Illini are 12-28 ATS in their last 40 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Fighting Illini are 5-12 ATS in their last 17 games on grass.
  • Fighting Illini are 5-16 ATS in their last 21 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Northwestern

  • Wildcats are 9-3 ATS in their last 12 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Wildcats are 19-41-1 ATS in their last 61 games following a S.U. win.
  • Wildcats are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games on grass.
  • Wildcats are 9-23-1 ATS in their last 33 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.
  • Wildcats are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Wildcats are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
  • Wildcats are 1-7 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • Wildcats are 0-7 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS win.
  • Head-to-Head

    As we have said, we are very disciplined and this whacky model works 70% of the time so we are sticking with our guns. We are taking Northwestern to cover and do not be surprised with an outright win!

    Duke at Virginia Tech (OVER/UNDER 41.5) - We have been riding the Va. Tech UNDER the last two weeks and we plan on doing more of the same. The outcome of the game is irrelevant to us. Va. Tech and Duke are both 2-0 for the UNDER in their last two games and the ATS numbers say it is going to go that way again. The ATS numbers are:

    Duke

  • Under is 5-1 in Blue Devils last 6 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
  • Under is 4-1 in Blue Devils last 5 games in November.
  • Under is 4-1 in Blue Devils last 5 games following a ATS loss.
  • Under is 16-5 in Blue Devils last 21 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
  • Under is 21-7 in Blue Devils last 28 road games.
  • Under is 5-2 in Blue Devils last 7 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Under is 5-2 in Blue Devils last 7 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Under is 5-2 in Blue Devils last 7 games overall.
  • Under is 5-2 in Blue Devils last 7 conference games.
  • Under is 5-2 in Blue Devils last 7 games after accumulating less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Virginia Tech

  • Under is 4-0 in Hokies last 4 home games.
  • Under is 4-0 in Hokies last 4 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Under is 5-1 in Hokies last 6 games on grass.
  • Under is 5-1 in Hokies last 6 vs. a team with a losing record.
  • Under is 4-1 in Hokies last 5 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
  • Under is 4-1 in Hokies last 5 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
  • Under is 4-1 in Hokies last 5 games following a ATS win.
  • Under is 8-3 in Hokies last 11 games in November.
  • Under is 5-2 in Hokies last 7 conference games.
  • There literally is not one number for the OVER from either team. We have made some decent scratch this year in games like this. We are taking the UNDER in the Duke at Va. Tech game!

    BYU at Utah (-7) - This is a huge game for Utah and a huge rivalry for you non-Mt. West fans. The Utes were certainly at their best last weekend. Following a pair of tense 13-10 wins over New Mexico and TCU, they enjoyed a more comfortable victory last Saturday, building a 35-7 halftime lead and cruising to a 63-14 win at San Diego State. Perhaps just as impressive was Utah’s defense, which has allowed 11.4 points over the last five games. BYU likely won’t need any motivational speeches to get ready for Utah. The Cougars have won the last two Mountain West titles outright, and they’ll need to win Saturday to secure a share of their third straight crown, with TCU also involved in what could become a three-way tie. Coach Bronco Mendenhall’s team will also be looking for its third straight win against its rivals after erasing deficits in the final minute of each of the last two victories. These have been great games the last two years and will be in the back of Brian Johnson’s mind. Utah seems like the team of destiny this year. They escape a win at Michigan and at home against both Oregon State and TCU. We do not need reminding how bad the TCU loss hurt. Here are the ATS numbers:

    BYU

  • Cougars are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
  • Cougars are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 road games.
  • Cougars are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games following a S.U. win.
  • Cougars are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 conference games.
  • Cougars are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games overall.
  • Utah

  • Utes are 5-0-1 ATS in their last 6 games after accumulating more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Utes are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
  • Utes are 6-1-1 ATS in their last 8 games on field turf.
  • Utes are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
  • Utes are 8-2 ATS in their last 10 games in November.
  • Utes are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 conference games.
  • Utes are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
  • Utes are 14-5 ATS in their last 19 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.
  • Utes are 5-2-1 ATS in their last 8 home games.
  • Utes are 10-4-1 ATS in their last 15 games following a ATS win.
  • Utes are 9-4-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Utes are 36-17-2 ATS in their last 55 games following a S.U. win.
  • We also like the fact that the home team is 4-1 ATS in their last 5. The spread does scare us a little bit and we were tempted to buy the half point to drop it to 6.5 but we think this is a ten point win. Utah has an underrated defense this year and we think BYU has an overrated offense. Bring the two together and you get a UTAH win by 10 points. We are taking Utah to win and cover!


    Oregon State at Arizona (-2.5) - This game is pretty interesting. Oregon State is leading the Pac-10 and they are the underdog in this game. Arizona is 11th in scoring in the country but we think those numbers are not relevant. Arizona put 70 on Idaho (who cares), 41 on Toledo (who cares), 48 on Washington (who cares), 59 on Washington State (a double who cares) and then lost outright to New Mexico and Stanford. Arizona is not as good as people think. On the flip side, Oregon State is better than people think and yes we fully understand that the Beavs are only 2-3 on the road and the wins were at UCLA and Washington. The loses came at Stanford, Penn State and Utah. Oregon State is now on a 5 game winning streak, should have beat Utah and did beat USC and Hawaii. So in their last 8, they are 7-1 with the lone loss at Utah. Not so bad. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Oregon State

  • Beavers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games in November.
  • Beavers are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 conference games.
  • Beavers are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Beavers are 10-1 ATS in their last 11 games following a S.U. win.
  • Beavers are 14-3 ATS in their last 17 games overall.
  • Beavers are 4-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Beavers are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
  • Beavers are 43-17 ATS in their last 60 games following a ATS win.
  • Beavers are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 road games.
  • Beavers are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Beavers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
  • Arizona

  • Wildcats are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Wildcats are 7-0 ATS in their last 7 home games.
  • Wildcats are 6-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Wildcats are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
  • Wildcats are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games following a ATS loss.
  • Wildcats are 9-2 ATS in their last 11 games on grass.
  • Wildcats are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
  • Wildcats are 8-3 ATS in their last 11 conference games.
  • Wildcats are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games following a S.U. loss.
  • Wildcats are 10-4 ATS in their last 14 games overall.
  • Wildcats are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.
  • Throw in the fact the the Beavs are 8-1 in their last 8 meetings and you know where we are going with this one. Yes, Oregon State is a young team but they are not inexperienced at QB, and that is the key position for a young team. Moevao is a Junior and Canfield is a junior so you get experience. The young team will be led by an experienced signal caller so this goes against what The Herd was talking about. We think he missed the boat in this game and we think this line should be flip flopped. We are taking Oregon State to cover and are pretty damn sure they win outright!

    Texas Tech at Oklahoma (-7 and OVER/UNDER 75.5) - We are going to show you a series of Texas Tech girls and with girls like these how can you bet against them.

    #9 is Fine!!!

    #9 is Fine!!!

    This is the game of the day and we can not wait to watch it. When people speak clearly and with a great point there isno harm in copying them. The Herd already came out and said that Texas Tech has the advantaget at O-line, O-coach, QB and WR and they get 7 points. How freakin’ awesome is that?

     

    Hut Hut Hike!

    Hut Hut Hike!

    Here are the ATS numbers:

    Texas Tech

  • Red Raiders are 7-1 ATS in their last 8 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.
  • Red Raiders are 5-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
  • Red Raiders are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games in November.
  • Red Raiders are 5-2-1 ATS in their last 8 games after accumulating more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Red Raiders are 5-2-1 ATS in their last 8 games following a S.U. win.
  • Red Raiders are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 conference games.
  • Red Raiders are 5-2-1 ATS in their last 8 games overall.
  • Oklahoma

  • Sooners are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Sooners are 7-1 ATS in their last 8 games following a S.U. win.
  • Sooners are 7-1 ATS in their last 8 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.
  • Sooners are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.
  • Sooners are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games following a ATS win.
  • Sooners are 13-3 ATS in their last 16 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
  • Sooners are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
  • Sooners are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 games after accumulating more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.
  • Sooners are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 games in November.
  • Sooners are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 games overall.
  • Sooners are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 conference games.
  • Sooners are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
  • Head-to-Head

    Yes the last number scares us and the ATS numbers do not steer you away from Oklahoma by any means. Here is the deal and how we see this game going down. This is not the normal run and gun Red Raiders team. This team runs for 132.6 yards per game and on paper their defense matches up well with Oklahoma’s D. Oklahoma is 7-2 ATS and the 2 losses were as the home team. Harrell can do more than Bradford. Crabtree is the best offensive athlete on the field. Texas Tech’s O-line has only given up 5 sacks on the season and that is with around 500 pass attempts. That is amazing. What is Stoops’ record in big games? Terrible. USC was a blowout, Boise State beat him, he lost to Texas this year in their biggest game of the season. This is the year of Texas Tech. They are a huge 7 point underdog in this game, people are not giving them a chance so they get to play with a chip on their shoulder and the Harrell/Crabtree duo is on fire. Texas Tech’s defense is underrated. The only real knock on the Red Raiders are their special teams. Last but not least, we have bought the hype in every big game this year and taken the over and we lose every time. We think Oklahoma plays ball control offense and we think Texas Tech will have success running the football. All of this adds up to two things for us….Texas Tech covers and we are taking the UNDER! Do not be surprised when Tech wins outright.

     

    Yes, She is a TT student!

    Yes, She is a TT student!

    Flash Flash Picks

    Megan Fox is always a fan favorite!

    Megan Fox is always a fan favorite!

    Eastern Michigan at Temple (-10.5 and OVER/UNDER 46.5) - Short but sweet this week. Eastern Michigan is terrible and Temple is a cover machine at 6-3-1 on the season. Temple is also undefeated ATS at home this year. This is another game where literally every single number screams for the UNDER. I am taking Temple to win and cover easily and I am taking the UNDER! A 28-7 Temple win makes sense to me.

    NC State at North Carolina (-10.5) - I love these rivalry games when you can get a double digit spread. I am experimenting a little bit with this pick so buyer beware. Numbers all point to UNC but ATS numbers favor NC State. N.C. State is fighting to become bowl eligible, has won two straight and is tough against state foes, going 3-0. Here are some of the ATS numbers I like. Wolfpack are 4-0 ATS vs. a team with a winning record. Wolfpack are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games on grass. Wolfpack are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 conference games. Wolfpack are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games overall. Wolfpack are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a ATS win. Underdog is 8-2 ATS in their last 10 meetings. I think NC State has a chance to win but I definitely think 10.5 points is too many to give away. I am taking NC State to cover!

    Florida Atlantic at Arkansas State (-4) - This one is pretty simple for me. Ark State runs for 209.9 yards per game and FAU gives up 187.7 yards per game on the ground. FAU turns the ball over 2.4 times per game, Ark. St. only 1.1 times per game. I love games like this with small spreads. I am taking Arkansas State to win and cover!

    Runny Pelvis Picks

    Some Shania for Nashville

    Some Shania for Nashville

    Tennessee at Vanderbilt (-3): I’m like a crackhead when it comes to the SEC-I hate it like crazy, but it keeps calling me. I can’t stay away. I’m like Pookie from New Jack City (”Its callin’ me, Scottie. Its callin’ me, man….Scottie I’m gonna die!!!!). Anyway, I’ve accepted my affliction so I’m just going to stick with it. This game is a HUGE rivalry for the Tennessee fans. I think Vandy just has too much to offer. They hate the Vols, and now they have the team to give them a beatdown. I love them at home. The Vols are looking forward to next season. I don’ think they show-up this week. I’m taking Vandy and giving the points.

    Air Force at TCU (-20): I’ve loved me some Air Force this year, but TCU just has too much D for them. TCU needs to pound Air Force for the polls, and they should have no problem doing it at home this week. It will be a close cover, but Air Force will not be able to score against this team. I’m taking the Horned Frogs and giving the points.

    RPJ $yndicate Arse shot of the weekend!

    Good luck this weekend!


    Flash Flash and Runny

    Sports Betting at the Sportsbook

    Week 9 Free NCAA Winning Picks: Nittany Lions Lose and the Return of Terry Tate

    First things first. RPJ $yndicate is 27-27-2 on the season, pissed off and ready to roll to another winning week. Flash Flash, after his degenerate Tuesday two play is 13-6-2 on the season. Runny Pelvis is still cleaning toilets and bringing up the rear at 21-23-2. On a positive note, all three of our NCAA systems produced winning weekends last week and we are looking to continue with this momentum. If you are new to this website, our story is an easy one to get your hands around. We publish our picks for free and back up 100% of our picks with cold hard cash. RPJ $syndicate picks are our best ideas of the week and Flash and Runny’s individual picks are picks that did not meet the combo test for RPJ but are picks we still love on our own and are betting. When you follow our picks and win, we share the gains and we will not mention the flip side of the equation. All positive thoughts this week!!! We do not only put up our picks for free, we paste our website with hot chicks. NCAA football picks revolve around hot chicks and nice arses. For example,

    Who wants to floss with my thong?

    Who wants to floss with my thong?

    It has been brought to our attention that the more pics of hot chicks we post, the better our football picks are so enjoy the show this week. If you want to send us an email send it to rpjsyndicate@gmail.com and on of these days our Facebook page will be up and running. On with the picks…

    RPJ $yndicate Picks (27-27-2 record this season)

    Eastern Michigan at Ball State (-25.5) - This is the first game in our MAC-Key attackey tri-fecta play. We always say that when you find a good thing you keep riding it. This game is just like Bronco Busting. Bronco Busting occurs when a guy is penetrating a woman while in the missionary position or doggy style. He has his friends hiding in the closet (planned before the sexual act will happen)and when he yells a code word such as “tokyo” the friends bust out of the closet, and the guy who is performing the sex act must try to stay on top of the girl similar to a Bull Riding Rodeo. This is where the act of Bronco Busting occurs. Well Ball State is like the bronco, they are 6-0 against the spread and we are going to bet them until they fail us. Nate Davis is legit and Ball State’s D is coming around. Runny is actually road tripping for this one so he can be there to watch the beatdown in person . The ATS numbers:

    Eastern Michigan

    Eagles are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.

    Eagles are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 conference games.

    Eagles are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 road games.

    Eagles are 2-6 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.

    Eagles are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.

    Eagles are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a S.U. loss.

    Eagles are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS loss.

    Eagles are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.

    Eagles are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games overall.

    Eagles are 1-9 ATS in their last 10 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Eagles are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 40 points in their previous game.

    Ball State

    Cardinals are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games in October.

    Cardinals are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a bye week.

    Cardinals are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.

    Cardinals are 13-3 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.

    Cardinals are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 home games.

    Cardinals are 17-5 ATS in their last 22 games following a S.U. win.

    Cardinals are 20-7 ATS in their last 27 games following a ATS win.

    Cardinals are 27-10 ATS in their last 37 games overall.

    Cardinals are 21-8 ATS in their last 29 conference games.

    Cardinals are 20-8 ATS in their last 28 games on grass.

    Cardinals are 10-4 ATS in their last 14 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.

    Throw in the fact that Eastern Michigan is 2-7 ATS in their last 9 meetings and this one is signed, sealed and delivered. Ball State wins and covers!!!

    Bowling Green at Northern Illinois (-7.5) - Game 2 in MAC-key attackey and we are pulling another slogan from the Urban Dictionary. This is the Hot Giblet Game. A Hot Giblet is while plowing a chick from behind, the man poos in his hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. Northern Illinois and their 5-1 record agains the spread is going to Hot Giblet Bowling Green.

    Bowling Green

    Falcons are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games on turf.

    Falcons are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games following a S.U. loss.

    Falcons are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 road games.

    Falcons are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a ATS loss.

    Falcons are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Falcons are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 conference games.

    Falcons are 2-8 ATS in their last 10 games in October.

    Northern Illinois

    Huskies are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a S.U. win.

    Huskies are 8-1 ATS in their last 9 games overall.

    Huskies are 5-1 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.

    Huskies are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games on turf.

    Huskies are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.

    Huskies are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 conference games.

    Huskies are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.

    Huskies are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 home games.

    Huskies are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS win.

    Huskies are 2-7 ATS in their last 9 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.

    Head-to-Head

    Home team is 4-1 ATS in their last 5 meetings.

    The ATS numbers are pretty positive for both teams with the home team getting the edge. Also, Bowling Green can not stop the run and N. Illinois runs the ball very effectivley. Throw in the fact that Bowling Green turns the ball over at an almost 2-1 clip and we have ourselves a winner. We are taking Northern Illinois to win and cover!!!

    Central Michigan (-4.5) at Toledo -We are finally coming back to our boy LeFevour.

    It has been a long time since we jumped on his bandwagon but it is time to do so again. We got word that LeFevour is probable this weekend but his backup, Brian Brunner is now slouch himself. This game is definitely the Screaming Rhino game. A Screaming Rhino is when you are getting a rimjob and let out a scream followed by a poo in the chick’s face, thus followed by a loud, deep, grunt!!! The Chips are going to Screaming Rhino all over Toledo. The ATS numbers are:

    Central Michigan

    Chippewas are 10-1-1 ATS in their last 12 games after accumulating more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.

    Chippewas are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games following a S.U. win.

    Chippewas are 5-1-2 ATS in their last 8 road games.

    Chippewas are 13-3-2 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.

    Chippewas are 13-3 ATS in their last 16 games in October.

    Chippewas are 21-5-3 ATS in their last 29 conference games.

    Chippewas are 17-5-2 ATS in their last 24 games on turf.

    Chippewas are 17-5-2 ATS in their last 24 games following a ATS win.

    Chippewas are 28-9-3 ATS in their last 40 games overall.

    Chippewas are 22-8-3 ATS in their last 33 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.

    Chippewas are 8-3 ATS in their last 11 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Toledo

    Rockets are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.

    Rockets are 25-12 ATS in their last 37 home games.

    Rockets are 4-9 ATS in their last 13 games in October.

    Rockets are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games following a SU loss of more than 20 points.

    Rockets are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 conference games.

    Rockets are 0-4 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.

    Not overwhelmingly in The Chips favor but throw in the fact that The Chips are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 against Toledo and we are good to go. Central Michigan wins and covers!

    Duke at Vanderbilt (-10.5) -The battle of the Southern nerds. Just saying Vandy is from the SEC and Duke is from the ACC should be enough to set you straight on this game. Also, Duke is 0-5 ATS in their last 5 meetings with Vanderbilt and this game is over. Vanderbilt is one of the best cover teams in the country at 6-1 ATS and is 3-0 ATS at home. Heard enough yet? Vandy wins and covers easily!

    Virginia at Georgia Tech (-14) - Virginia has seen a bit of a turnaround since their USC beat down and QB debacle. However, Georgia Tech has a great coach and one of the best front 7 on defense in the country. Georgia Tech won at Clemson and Boston College and their only blemish is a 3 point loss at VA Tech but they did cover and are 5-0 ATS on the season. We love riding winning cover teams until they blow it. We love Georgia Tech’s defense as a whole. Their D is ranked in the top 10 in the nation and leads the nation in tackles for loss with 9.0 per game. Ridiculous. Also, Georgia Tech is 5th in the nation in scoring defense at 11.6 points per game allowed. We do not expec this game to be close and are not afraid of the 14 points. Here are three ATS points we love.Home team is 9-1 ATS in their last 10 meetings. Favorite is 5-1 ATS in their last 6 meetings. Cavaliers are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 meetings in Georgia Tech. This is a revenge game for Georgia Tech. Georgia Tech wins big and covers!!!

     

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    Oklahoma State at Texas (OVER 68.5) -We are not even going to worry about who wins this game. What we do know is that both teams score in bunches. The OVER is screaming to take it in this game. Check this out:

    Over is 5-0 in Cowboys last 5 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.

    Over is 7-1 in Cowboys last 8 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.

    Over is 6-2 in Cowboys last 8 vs. a team with a winning record.

    Over is 6-2 in Cowboys last 8 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.

    Over is 10-4 in Cowboys last 14 games in October.

    Over is 32-13 in Cowboys last 45 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.

    Over is 15-7 in Cowboys last 22 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.

    Over is 23-11 in Cowboys last 34 games following a ATS win.

    Over is 4-0 in Longhorns last 4 vs. a team with a winning record.

    Over is 4-0 in Longhorns last 4 games overall.

    Over is 6-0 in Longhorns last 6 conference games.

    Over is 4-0 in Longhorns last 4 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Over is 6-1 in Longhorns last 7 games after allowing more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.

    Over is 5-1 in Longhorns last 6 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.

    Over is 7-2 in Longhorns last 9 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.

    Over is 18-6-1 in Longhorns last 25 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Over is 6-2 in Longhorns last 8 games on grass.

    Over is 20-7-1 in Longhorns last 28 games following a ATS win.

    Over is 25-10-1 in Longhorns last 36 games following a S.U. win.

    And the icing on the cake….Over is 4-1 in the last 5 meetings. Time for some girls….

    Over, over, over, over, over!!!

    Over, over, over, over, over!!!

    The girls say to take the OVER and so do we!!!

    Georgia at LSU (-1) -The girls of the SEC really know how to support their teams.

    We really went to the wrong college. God Bless SEC girls!!!

    We really went to the wrong college. God Bless SEC girls!!!

    LSU is coming off their win at South Carolina and Georgia is coming off another disappointing win. All wins are good but the tires are coming off the hot rod in Athens. Georgia can not get through this season with their schedule and inexperience on their OL. This season will set the Dawgs up for next year but this is not their year. LSU’s defense will run through Georgia’s line all day long and that will limit Knowshon and turn Georgia into a one dimensional team. Stafford has shown that he is not capable of carrying the load. The ATS numbers primarily back Georgia but the most important one in thie contest is the fact that the home team is 4-0 ATS in their last 4 meetings. It is never easy to play in Baton Rouge. LSU has won 6 consecutive games against top 10 teams and the streak will continue this weekend. We are taking LSU to win and cover!

    Baylor at Nebraska (-13) -This is one of our favorite games of the weekend. Bo Pelini is showing signs of turning things around in Lincoln. Nebraska won at Iowa State last weekend and took Texas Tech to the wire on the road. The only real non-competitive game was against Missouri when Mizzou was running hot. Baylor is just not good and will be playing this game on the road where they are not good. Baylor is 0-2 on the road this season, lost 6 straight on the road overall and lost 8 straight road game sin the Big 12. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Baylor

    Bears are 7-16 ATS in their last 23 games overall.

    Bears are 8-20 ATS in their last 28 games following a SU loss of more than 20 points.

    Bears are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games on field turf.

    Bears are 4-10 ATS in their last 14 games following a S.U. loss.

    Bears are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating less than 275 total yards in their previous game.

    Bears are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 road games.

    Bears are 4-11 ATS in their last 15 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Bears are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.

    Bears are 5-16 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.

    Bears are 2-8 ATS in their last 10 games in October.

    Bears are 2-9 ATS in their last 11 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Bears are 3-14 ATS in their last 17 conference games.

    Nebraska

    Cornhuskers are 18-41-1 ATS in their last 60 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.

    Cornhuskers are 3-7 ATS in their last 10 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.

    Cornhuskers are 3-7 ATS in their last 10 home games vs. a team with a losing road record.

    Cornhuskers are 6-16 ATS in their last 22 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.

    Cornhuskers are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 home games.

    Cornhuskers are 4-11-1 ATS in their last 16 games on field turf.

    Cornhuskers are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.

    Cornhuskers are 2-7 ATS in their last 9 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Cornhuskers are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.

    Cornhuskers are 1-7-1 ATS in their last 9 games following a ATS win.

    Cornhuskers are 1-8 ATS in their last 9 games following a S.U. win.

    Head-to-Head

    Favorite is 4-0 ATS in their last 4 meetings.

    Bears are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 meetings.

    Well the ATS numbers were underwhelming but the Head-to-Head numbers are great. Also, Nebraska hits our secret model that helped us pick the UCLA/Fresno State game. A lot of you have asked what this model is and we have to keep it a secret. Nobody else looks at games like us and when these opportunities come up we just tell you to take it. This model was our best bet in 2007 as a 7-1 winner. With that we are taking Nebraska to win and cover!!!

    Before we get to the game of the week, Terry Tate returned to video this week. We love Terry Tate and here he literally jacks up Sarah Palin. Check this out….

    Penn State at Ohio State (+2.5) - This is the game of the week. If Ohio State wins, it validates USC’s season and if Penn State wins it significantly enhances their chances to run the table. The Vegas wiseguys pounced on this line when it opened at 1 and bet it up to the 2 - 2.5 range. This scares the pants off of us but we do not get it. Do you know where Penn State was ranked in the pre-season AP Top 25? They were ranked 22nd; behind Ohio State, Wisconsin and Illinois in the Big Ten. Why are we bringing up the pre-season. It is simple, all “the experts” want to talk about is how Ohio State struggles against elite teams, fast teams and teams that run the spread offense. Well Penn State’s talent, speed and elite status are not justified in the realm of comparing them to the talent on USC, Florida, LSU, Texas, Oklahoma, etc… Penn State is Big Ten elite on paper right now but has not faced a defense like Ohio State’s this season. Ohio State has depth on both sides of the ball and experience on both sides of the ball. When the season started who did you hear about….Boeckman, Beanie, Laurinitus, Jenkins, etc… Penn State was an afterthought. This game is not going to be a blow out for multiple reasons; 1) the game is in Columbus, a place Penn State has not won since 1978 and has never won at since they joined the Big 10. 2) Defense wins games and Ohio State’s is better top to bottom 3) Ohio State is better than they were at USC and Pryor is a workhorse who is improving every game. 4) Penn State is completely untested and will be tested in this game. Lets look at the ATS numbers:

    Penn State

    Nittany Lions are 6-1-1 ATS in their last 8 games overall.

    Nittany Lions are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Nittany Lions are 5-1-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a S.U. win.

    Nittany Lions are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.

    Nittany Lions are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.

    Nittany Lions are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.

    Nittany Lions are 4-1-1 ATS in their last 6 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Nittany Lions are 4-1-1 ATS in their last 6 road games.

    Nittany Lions are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.

    Nittany Lions are 10-4-2 ATS in their last 16 games in October.

    Nittany Lions are 2-5 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.

    Nittany Lions are 2-5-1 ATS in their last 8 conference games.

    Ohio State

    Buckeyes are 8-2 ATS in their last 10 games in October.

    Buckeyes are 19-7 ATS in their last 26 conference games.

    Buckeyes are 18-8 ATS in their last 26 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.

    Buckeyes are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating less than 170 yards passing in their previous game.

    Buckeyes are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games following a S.U. win.

    Buckeyes are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games overall.

    Buckeyes are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS win.

    Buckeyes are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.

    Buckeyes are 1-7 ATS in their last 8 games following a SU win of more than 20 points.

    Buckeyes are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games on field turf.

    Buckeyes are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.

    Buckeyes are 0-6 ATS in their last 6 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.

    Buckeyes are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 home games.

    Head-to-Head

    Home team is 9-1 ATS in their last 10 meetings.

    Nittany Lions are 4-9 ATS in their last 13 meetings.

    Nittany Lions are 0-6 ATS in their last 6 meetings in Ohio State.

    It looked pretty good for Penn State until we go to the Head-to-Head numbers. Just like it is tough to play in Baton Rouge, it is tough to play in Columbus, during Ohio State’s homecoming on national tv. We will end on one note and to steer you mentally in the right direction. If you think Penn State has elite talent on both sides of the ball that rivals, Florida, Texas, USC, Oklahoma, etc… then bet Penn State because of the elite team versus Ohio State argument. If you do not think Penn State is legit then hammer Penn State. there is a lot to be said for the senior leadership on Ohio State and the pride and emotion they will be playing with for their last homecoming game ever. We are taking Ohio State to cover.

    Flash Flash Picks (13-6-2 on the season)

    I won big when I show ass so here goes. Flash Flash Ass pic of the weekend #1

    Bowling Green at Northern Illinois (UNDER 46.5) - These ATS numbers are ridiculous. Not sure why I could not get Runny to jump on these but enjoy:

    Northern Illinois is simply the kings of the UNDER. I am taking the UNDER in this game!

    Flash Flash ass pic of the week #2

    Green = Ass for the Cash!!!

    Green = Ass for the Cash!!!

    Colorado State at San Diego St. (+9) - I did pretty damn well with my ridiculous games of the week last week. I loved betting against SDSU last week and picked them to get destroyed at New Mexico and they went down 70-7. Only team they beat this year was Idaho. SDSU has a terrible, one dimensional offense because they can’t run worth a lick and their defense is just as bad. Colorado State wins every statistical category that I look at and I love betting against teams that can not stop the run and turn the ball over. Makes for a very tired defense. Here are some great ATS numbers:

    Colorado State

    Rams are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games on grass.

    Rams are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 conference games.

    Rams are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Rams are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a S.U. loss.

    Rams are 7-3 ATS in their last 10 games following a SU loss of more than 20 points.

    Rams are 33-16-1 ATS in their last 50 games in October.

    SDSU

    Aztecs are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.

    Aztecs are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games in October.

    Aztecs are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games overall.

    Aztecs are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 conference games.

    Head-to-Head

    Rams are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 meetings in San Diego State.

    Road team is 8-2 ATS in their last 10 meetings.

    I love that I only need 9 points in this game. Should be no problem. Take Colorado State to win and cover!

    Flash Flash ass pic of the week #3

    3 Asses to end my triple play!

    3 Asses to end my triple play!

    Central Florida at Tulsa (OVER 71.5) - If you are not on the Tulsa OVER bandwagon yet you are missing out big time. Tulsa is effing ridiculous. Tulsa has put up the following points this year on their way to a 4-1-1 record for the over this season: 77, 37, 63, 62 (1-AA school so no line), 56, 56 and 45. Do I have your attention yet? Check out these numbers:

    Last week versus UTEP, Tulsa and UTEP scored 56 points in the first quarter. I am not sure Tulsa will score 70 again but I damn well know they will bust the OVER with ease. Take Tulsa and the OVER in this Sunday night special!

    Runny Pelvis Picks (21-23-2 on the season)

    Texas Tech at Kansas (pick em): Unlike the media, I’m not sold on Texas Tech at all this year. Don’t get we wrong, they are a good team and Crabtree may be the best pro prospect in NCAA right now. However, their schedule has not been great. I think they are overrated. I love Kansas at home in this one, and I love this line. Vegas knows Tech is not as good as they are hyped up to be, and Kansas needs this win bad to play for a big Bowl. FACTS: Kansas is 3-0 ATS in their last 3 against Tech. I’m taking Kansas. 

    Illinois at Wisconsin (+2.5): I love this line, too. The Badgers have sucked it all season, but I think they are due. The Fighting Illini are fresh off a beatdown of the Hoosiers, but they have not looked good in big games. Madison is a very, very tough place to play. I think Juice will give in to the pressure and do what he does best-turn the ball over. The ATS numbers favor Illinois, but I’m rollin’ with the Badgers for redemption. I’m taking Wisconsin +2.5.

    Colorado at Missouri (-24.5): This is a ton of points to give, but I’m down. Mizzou has been terrible as of late, but so have the Buffalos. Colorado has not scored more than 14 points in their past 3 games. They are not a good road team. I love Mizzou. Chase Daniel will be looking to exact some revenge for his team’s recent drop. He will gladly take it out on Colorado. FACTS: Mizzou is 7-1 ATS at home against teams they beat the year before and Colorado is 4-35 ATS when they lose straight-up. See you Buffaloes!!! Take Mizzou -24.5.

    Virginia Tech at Florida State (+5): VaTech lost a tough one last week at BC. They will be looking for payback this week. This is a big ACC game for the Hokies. They need this win bad. FSU has been good, but they can struggle against well coached teams. FACTS: Seminoles are 0-3 ATS in their last 3 at home against the Hokies and the Hokies are 10-1 ATS away against teams they beat the year before. I’m taking the Hokies and the points.

    Wyoming at TCU (-31): This may be my favorite game of my picks. This is a lot of points, but it won’t matter. TCU can put up some points and their D is stacked. Wyoming has neither going for them. This will be a 35 point win for the Horned Frogs. FACTS: Wyoming has not covered this year, they are 0-9 ATS against teams they beat the year before while the Horned Frogs are 5-1 ATS at home off double digit wins against teams that beat them the year before. Take TCU and forget the points.

    BC at UNC (-2): This game is all about who’s not playing. No Yates or Tate this week for UNC. They have no chance!! FACTS: UNC is 2-10 ATS off straight-up loses as favorites against teams that are .700 or better and 2-10 ATS as favorites of less than 6 points. I’m taking BC and the points.

    Northwestern at Indiana (+8): This is IU’s homecoming, but trust me when I tell you, the Hooisers are terrible. Very, very bad. I’ve seen them in person. They are not good. Their best player, Kellen Lewis, is nursing a bum ankle this week. He relies on mobility to make plays, so even if he plays, he will be limited. That is not good news for the Hoosiers. The Wildcats are well coached and play disciplined football. They want this win to climb the Big 10 ladder. They will pound the Hoosiers. I’m taking Northwestern and giving the points.

    Cincinnati at UCONN (+2.5): This is a tough game to pick because the teams are well matched and very similar (as evidenced by the spread). However, I think it comes down to homefield advantage. FACTS: The Huskies are 10-1 ATS at home against the Big East. That is HUGE for a team that has not had a football program for that long. I’m taking UConn at home.

    Louisiana Tech at Army (-2.5): LaTech is one of the worse road teams in the country. Army has been scrappy and is putting together a solid season. LaTech has been the exact opposite. FACTS: LaTech is 2-16-1 ATS after scoring 35 points or more. I’m representing for the Armed Forces and taking Army.

    UNLV at BYU (OVER 56): BYU came back down to earth last week against TCU.  Talk about a big loss!!! However, they can put up points. So can UNLV. UNLV smells blood in the water and will try to exploit BYU again. They can, so I think they will put up some points. BYU will be looking for payback for losing last week and will do the same. This will be a shootout and 56 is not a lot of points. Take the OVER 56.

    South Florida at Louisville (+3.5): The Bulls won this game big last year. This year they roll into Papa John’s Stadium against a Cards team that is not as good as it was last year. The Bulls are damn good and they still have a jacked D. They will shut the Cards down. Take South Florida on the road and give the points.

    RPJ $yndicate Ass Picture of the Week

    As always, good luck with your picks.

    Flash and Runny

    Week 1: Colin Cowherd’s Wheel of Genius NCAA Football Picks

    We like to make note of handicappers that seem to be in the know whether or not they are good or bad handicappers. ESPN Radio’s Colin Cowherd always has Vegas insiders on his show and every Friday he puts out his picks of the week known as The Wheel of Genius. A lot of the time he is a blowhard and toots his own horn a little too much. We are going to keep track of him this year. He claims to have never had a losing season and last year we think he inflated his numbers significantly. One thing Colin always does do though is have one or two perfect weekends. His picks are worth throwing in a parlay for when he does hit it big. Here are his picks for week 1:

    USC to cover against UVA
    Missouri to cover against Illinois
    Tennessee to cover against UCLA
    Utah to cover against Michigan
    Cal to cover against Michigan State
    Oregon to cover again Washington

    Here are Colin’s picks and yes we will be watching and monitoring him. We are keeping a close eye on you Mr. Cowherd and your picks will be tracked.

    Flash Flash and Runny

    1/1/2008 - Free Winning NCAA Bowl Picks and Hot Chicks: 5 Bowl Picks

    Happy New Year!!! We hope you are not still hungover and have enough energy to place some winning bets with us. We are coming at you today with winning picks on 5 games. We are really excited because this is the first time we are coming at you with our Super Keyra bet. Keep reading to find out which bowl that is for. Here are our picks:

    We have two Heidi Klum bets for you today:

    1 Unit Bet = The Heidi Klum bet. You know she is hot but her judgement must be suspect cause she married one of the ugliest human beings outside of Scottie Pippen, Sam Cassell and Charlie Weis (of course we took a dig at Notre Dame in this blog). We love the Heidi Klum but something is off with her judgement so we are only comfortable making her a a one unit bet.

    These are the same pictures that gave us our first win this bowl season so we are being superstitious and going back to them:

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    and the infamous Butt Crack:

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    Klum Game 1 - Tennessee (-1.5) versus Wisconsin in the Outback Bowl
    We love when we see SEC schools squaring off against Big Ten schools and this game should show America the difference between the two conferences just like it did last year. Tennessee is scoring 33.4 points per game, about three points more than the Badgers this season and that is why the line is set where it is set. Now Tennessee’s defense is nothing to talk about but when they face a basic offense like Wisconsin’s, and rumor has it that PJ Hill is still banged up, we have to think Tennessee will be good enough to deal with them, especially after they only gave up 21 points to an LSU team that has a far superior offense to Wisconsin. Lets look at the ATS numbers:

    Wisconsin
    Badgers are 3-7 ATS in their last 10 games overall.
    Badgers are 2-6 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Badgers are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
    Badgers are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games following a straight up win.

    Tennessee
    Volunteers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
    Volunteers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a straight up loss.
    Volunteers are 5-1-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Volunteers are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
    Volunteers are 4-1-1 ATS in their last 6 games overall.
    Volunteers are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games as a favorite.
    Volunteers are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 non-conference games.

    This game is in Tampa so you know the SEC faithful will pack Raymond James stadium. Wisconsin usually gets stuck in these games against an SEC school and has won this matchup the last two seasons. We think Wisconsin is a different team without PJ Hill and we bet he was worth 2-3 points to the oddsmakers. Both QBs have experience but Ainge gets the edge here. We are only assigning this a Klum bet cause the Badgers show up against the SEC but we think this is the year that changes. Tennessee wins and covers!!!

    Klum Game #2 - Hawaii versus Georgia (-7.5) in the Allstate Sugar Bowl Classic
    We think this game has the betters thinking of Oklahoma versus Boise State from last year. The line opened at Georgia -9.5 and is now at Georgia -7.5, which shows that all of the money is going on Hawaii. Hawaii played one of the softest D-1 schedules ever this season. Yes, they did take care of business when it mattered but they barely scraped by. We also know that Georgia feels slighted from the BCS championship game after LSU jumped them after winning the SEC championship game. Mark Richt, the Georgia coach, has openly criticized the system and this is the one thing that makes us nervous. We hope Richt put this behind him and has helped get his Dawg squad ready to win. Lets check out the ATS numbers:

    Hawaii
    Warriors are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.
    Warriors are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games following a straight up win.
    Warriors are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games overall.
    Warriors are 7-18 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.

    Georgia
    Bulldogs are 4-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Bulldogs are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 neutral site games.
    Bulldogs are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a straight up win.
    Bulldogs are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games overall.

    We all know the deal here. Colt Brennan is the man and June Jones has the run and gun going and they play in the same conference as Boise State, Boise State was undefeated last year and beat Oklahoma….Blah Blah Blah. Georgia is one of the hottest teams in the country right now. Georgia has not lost a game since they inserted Freshmen Knowshon Moreno into the starting lineup. They have a six game winning streak going. Georgia amassed 25 sacks over its six-game winning streak to close the season and that is something Hawaii has not seen yet this year. This Georgia defense will really get after Brennan and he has shown a tendancy to get hurt this year. we are only throwing a Klum bet on this because we know what can happen in this wild and whacky bowl season. We do know we are betting Georgia and expect them to win and cover!!!!

    So that was two Klum games. We are following that up with two Derek Jeter games.

    2 Unit Bet = The Derek Jeter Bet - In honor of one of our favorite athletes, the 2 unit bet will be a tribute to all of the women Derek Jeter has allegedly slept with including, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johanson, Mariah Carey, Anna Kournikouva, Miss Universes, models, etc…. We have a ton of chicks to choose for this bet in honor of our man Derek Jeter.

    Lets show off two hot chicks that Jeter has allegedly banged: First Miss Jessica Alba:

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    We are sure Jeter fired his guns at her. And now one of his other alleged conquests…Miss Vanessa Minnillo:

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    Yeah Jeter hit this before she got with Nick Lachay and the backside of course:

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    Jeter Game 1 - Arkansas versus Missouri (-3) in the ATandT Cotton Bowl Classic
    Missouri had a great season if you take out playing Oklahoma. However, Missouri definitely feels slighted because they finished 6th in the BCS standings and are not playing in a BCS game. This will be a game of run versus pass…Missouri is the 7th rated passing team in the nation and Arkansas is the 3rd rates rushing offense in the country. Missouri actually has a rush defense and only gave up 118.8 yards per game on the season. Lets get into the ATS numbers:

    Arkansas
    Razorbacks are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 non-conference games.

    Missouri
    Tigers are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 non-conference games.
    Tigers are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 neutral site games.
    Tigers are 8-2 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Tigers are 8-2 ATS in their last 10 games as a favorite.
    Tigers are 11-3 ATS in their last 14 games overall.
    Tigers are 11-3 ATS in their last 14 games following a ATS loss.
    Tigers are 8-3 ATS in their last 11 games following a straight up loss.
    Tigers are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games after scoring less than 20 points in their previous game.
    Tigers are 9-4-1 ATS in their last 14 games following a double-digit loss at home.

    As you can see, Missouri has the clear edge with its ATS numbers. Throw in the fact that Arkansas’ coach, Houston Nutt, resigned after they beat LSU and defected to Ole Miss and you have to like the consistency that Missouri will have. Missouri is definitely disappointed they could not beat Oklahoma but they have a great QB, dynamic offense and a defense that can stop the run and we can see this game getting out of hand. We are sure McFadden and Jones will have their moments but if Missouri gets ahead, as we expect, Arkansas is in no shape to pass its way to victory. Jump on with our Boy Derek Jeter and play Missouri to win and cover!!!!

    Jeter Game 2 - USC (-14) versus Illinois in the Rose Bowl
    We had our ups and downs with USC this year and this game seems like it should be an easy one for the Trojans. The spread is the highest of all of the Bowl games and Illinois did not lose any games this year by more than 10 points. They even played Missouri tough in a 7 point loss to open the season. Both teams are riding 4 game winning streaks. The real difference in this game is USC’s defense. The Trojans rank second in the country in total defense, fourth in scoring defense and fourth in rushing defense. USC allowed just 15.9 points per game. Lets look at the ATS numbers before we throw our pick out:

    Illinois
    Fighting Illini are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing more than 280 yards passing in their previous game.
    Fighting Illini are 3-11 ATS in their last 14 games on grass.
    Fighting Illini are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 non-conference games.

    So Cal
    Trojans are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 vs. Big Ten.
    Trojans are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games in January.
    Trojans are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games as a favorite.
    Trojans are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 Bowl games.
    Trojans are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 bowl games.
    Trojans are 9-3 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Trojans are 19-7 ATS in their last 26 non-conference games.
    Trojans are 8-3 ATS in their last 11 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.
    Trojans are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS loss.

    Bettors are likely to jump on Illinois because everybody remembers the following three games against mobile QBs…Texas/USC, Washington/USC this year (27-24) and USC’s loss to Dennis Dixon this year. The big difference is that Illinois is a run first team and averaged 266 yards rushing per game. Juice William’s, The Illini mobile QB, ran for 774 yards and 7 TDs and only passed for 1,498 yards with 13 TDs and 10 INTs. Illinois is a run first team and pass second. We already told you how good USC’s defense is and we think Illinois will be completely neutralized. This is not the typical mobile QB that is just as dynamic passing as he is running. Do not fear the points. If you want us to go into more detail on this game we will be happy to. We just see no need. Beat Down Cometh!!! USC wins and covers easily!!!!

    THE BET OF ALL BETS THIS SEASON
    We are throwing out our first Keyra bet on the following game.

    The Super Bet = The Keyra Shake that Money Maker bet - These will be our super lock bets. The bets we are taking out second mortgages, bank loans, hitting up friends and relatives…you get the picture. Bet as much as you can stomach bets. If you are not familiar with our gal Keyra, check out this action. This has to be one of the best videos ever put on the Internet:

    Say this three times…I wish I was a red thong, I wish I was a red thong, I wish I was a red thong:

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    Or if red is not your color, I wish I was a black thong, I wish I was a black thong, I wish I was a black thong:

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    Man that makes us feel good. On with “THE GAME” of the bowl season:

    Michigan versus Florida (-11) in the Capital One Bowl
    We love this game and our write up will not hide our bias in any way. The Wolverines faced two legit spread option teams this year (and we are not counting Illinois for reasons explained above). Appalachian State ran Michigan out of their own house and Oregon really pounded the Wolverines. The Wolverine seniors have never won a bowl game and they never played well for Coach Lloyd Carr so we see no reason why they will play hard for him during this game. Michigan did have four key players injured this year and you never know when the injury bug will bite them again: QB Chad Henne, RB Mike Hart, WR Mario Manningham and OT Jake Long. These guys are all expected to play but will they be able to play the whole game. Florida has the 4th best scoring offense in the country at 43 points per game. Do you know how many times Michigan scored 43 points this year….1 time (against Purdue) and that was the only time they scored 40 this season. Everybody knows how good Tebow is and how dynamic the Gators offense is. We see zero reasons why Michigan can win this game or even have a chance competing. Florida is on a 4 game winning streak and a 4 game winning streak ATS. Check out the ATS numbers:

    Michigan
    Wolverines are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 Bowl games.
    Wolverines are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 bowl games.
    Wolverines are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
    Wolverines are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 non-conference games.
    Wolverines are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
    Wolverines are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games following a straight up loss.
    Wolverines are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games after accumulating less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Florida
    Gators are 4-0 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Gators are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games on grass.
    Gators are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games as a favorite.
    Gators are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 non-conference games.
    Gators are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games overall.
    Gators are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
    Gators are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a straight up win of more than 20 points.
    Gators are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
    Gators are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS win.
    Gators are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.
    Gators are 7-3 ATS in their last 10 games following a straight up win.

    Can you just feel it? Florida is going to pound Michigan. They have a significant edge in talent, on offense, in the coaching department and Michigan can not stop the spread. Lloyd Carr is gonna wish he quit last season after an underdog USC squad beat his assin the Rose Bowl. We love this game and are betting our max on it. Florida crushes Michigan…NO CONTEST!!!

    Flash Flash and Runny

    2007-2008 NCAA Football Bowl Preview: RPJ Syndicate’s Guide to Making Money

    We concluded the NCAA Football regular season with a record of 59-54. We were 6-4 on Eva Mendes bets, which were our super bets meaning we bet 5 times our normal unit. This approach led us to win 13 units on the season. Take away the Vig (about 10%) and we are working with with just under 12 units….11.7 to be exact. We would have liked to win more but we won and that is a lot better than other so called “experts can say”.

    The reason we started our blog is because we went 19-4 during last season’s Bowl Season. We crushed it!!!! Combining our record with an article in the Wall Street Journal about a sports picker out in Cal-Berkely who was giving away his picks for free and winning at a nice rate. Well this Cal-Berkeley guy made his picks for pay when he had enough of a fan base and he was making $10k a month in his first few months on top of his gambling money. We know our system and our picking are world class and we are revealing all of our picks to you for free. You the reader are reaping the benefits of a free winning system. The point of gambling is not to have more fun while watching games…the point is to make cold hard cash and when you follow us, as we proved during this season, you make cash!!!

    Now the point of this Bowl season is to take your/our 11.7 units and turn that into a lot more. We are going to give you specific reasons why we are picking a game and sometimes we might just tell you to pick a game just like we did with our pick of PITT to cover against West Virginia for their December 1 game. Our betting system is based on a trial and tested system and we always put our money where our mouth is with no exceptions.

    For this bowl season we are going to set up a system for you where you bet 1,2,3,4,5 and the Super Bet for as many betting units as you are willing to risk. The Super Bet is our 99.99999% lock!! These bets are called:

    The Super Bet = The Keyra Shake that Money Maker bet - These will be our super lock bets. The bets we are taking out second mortgages, bank loans, hitting up friends and relatives…you get the picture. Bet as much as you can stomach bets.

    5 Unit Bet = The Eva Mendes Bet - We love us some Eva and think she is a Goddess. Since we renamed the Brinks truck bet the Eva Mendes we went 3-1 with it.

    4 Unit Bet = The Shakira Hips Don’t Lie bet- We love us some Shakira and her hip shaking bits. In honor of this Columbian love ma-cheen, we named one of our bets after her. For the Shakira bets, place 4 times your typical unit of bet.

    3 Unit Bet = The Dahm Triplets bet-A lot of great things come in threes. The Dahm Triplets are no exception. Indeed, they are Dahm hot!! For these bets, bet 3 times your typical betting unit… one for each one of these lovely ladies. Be sure to send the vig to their parents as thank you for gracing us with them. The world is definitely 3 times better since they were delivered from the heavens.

    2 Unit Bet = The Derek Jeter Bet - In honor of one of our favorite athletes, the 2 unit bet will be a tribute to all of the women Derek Jeter has allegedly slept with including, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johanson, Mariah Carey, Anna Kournikouva, Miss Universes, models, etc…. We have a ton of chicks to choose for this bet in honor of our man Derek Jeter.

    1 Unit Bet = The Heidi Klum bet. You know she is hot but her judgement must be suspect cause she married one of the ugliest human beings outside of Scottie Pippen, Sam Cassell and Charlie Weis (of course we took a dig at Notre Dame in this blog). We love the Heidi Klum but something is off with her judgement so we are only comfortable making her a a one unit bet.

    Below is the schedule for all bowl games this season. We are going to pick as many games as our system spits out. Do not expect us to pick every game but we will have action on most of them. We will probably post our picks on this blog 1-2 days before each bowl. Please feel free to ask us any questions or post comments on this blog. Our email is rpjsyndicate@gmail.com.

    Sincerely,

    Flash Flash and Runny

    2007-08 College Football Bowl Schedule

    San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia
    Utah (-9) vs. Navy
    Dec. 20, 9 p.m.

    R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
    Memphis (+2) vs. Florida Atlantic
    Dec. 21, 8 p.m.

    Papajohns.com Bowl
    Southern Miss vs. Cincinnati (-11)
    Dec. 22, 1 p.m.

    New Mexico Bowl
    Nevada vs. New Mexico (-3)
    Dec. 22, 4:30 p.m.

    Pioneer Las Vegas
    UCLA vs. BYU (-5.5)
    Dec. 22, 8 p.m.

    Sheraton Hawaii
    Boise State (-10.5) vs. East Carolina
    Dec. 23, 8 p.m.

    Motor City
    Purdue (-9.5) vs. Central Michigan
    Dec. 26, 7:30 p.m.

    Pacific Life Holiday
    Arizona State (+1.5) vs. Texas
    Dec. 27, 8 p.m.

    Champs Sports
    Boston College (-3) vs. Michigan State
    Dec. 28, 5 p.m.

    Texas
    TCU vs. Houston (+3.5)
    Dec. 28, 8 p.m.

    Emerald
    Maryland vs. Oregon State (-4.5)
    Dec. 28, 8:30 p.m.

    Meineke Car Care
    UConn vs. Wake Forest (-3.5)
    Dec. 29, 1 p.m.

    AutoZone Liberty
    UCF vs. Mississippi State (+3)
    Dec. 29, 4:30 p.m.

    Valero Alamo
    Penn State vs. Texas A and M (+5.5)
    Dec. 29, 8 p.m.

    PetroSun Independence
    Alabama (-3.5) vs. Colorado
    Dec. 30, 8 p.m.

    Bell Helicopter Armed Forces
    California (-4) vs. Air Force
    Dec. 31, 12:30 p.m.

    Roady’s Humanitarian
    Georgia Tech (-4.5) vs. Fresno State
    Dec. 31, 2 p.m.

    Brut Sun
    South Florida (-6.5) vs. Oregon
    Dec. 31, 2 p.m.

    Gaylord Hotels Music City
    Kentucky (-1) vs. Florida State
    Dec. 31, 4 p.m.

    Insight
    Indiana vs. Oklahoma State (-4.5)
    Dec. 31, 6 p.m.

    Chick-fil-A
    Clemson (-2.5) vs. Auburn
    Dec. 31, 7:30 p.m.

    Outback
    Wisconsin vs. Tennessee (-3.5)
    Jan. 1, 2008, 11 a.m.

    AT and T Cotton
    Missouri (-3.5) vs. Arkansas
    Jan. 1, 2008, 11:30 a.m.

    Gator
    Texas Tech vs. Virginia (+5.5)
    Jan. 1, 2008, 1 p.m.

    Capital One
    Michigan vs. Florida (-10.5)
    Jan. 1, 2008, 1 p.m.

    Rose Bowl presented by Citi
    Illinois vs. USC (-13.5)
    Jan. 1, 2008, 4:30 p.m.

    Allstate Sugar
    Hawaii vs. Georgia (-9.5)
    Jan. 1, 2008, 8:30 p.m.

    Tostitos Fiesta
    Oklahoma (-6.5) vs. West Virginia
    Jan. 2, 2008, 8 p.m.

    FedEx Orange
    Virginia Tech (-3) vs. Kansas
    Jan. 3, 2008, 8 p.m.

    International
    Rutgers (-9.5) vs. Ball State
    Jan. 5, 2008, Noon

    GMAC
    Bowling Green vs. Tulsa (-4)
    Jan. 6, 2008, 8 p.m.

    Allstate BCS Championship Game
    LSU (-6) vs. Ohio State
    Jan. 7, 2008, 8 p.m.

    NCAA Football Week 14 Picks: Picks and Chicks - The Legend of Keyra

    To start things off this week we want to thank you the readers. As of time of this blog, we have had over 2,650 people read us this month. To go along with these thanks we want to ask for your input, advice, suggestions, etc… Please feel free to tell us we stink or to praise us. We know you all want winners and we do to because our money is always where our mouth is.

    On the season we are 53-51, 6-4 on Eva Mendes bets and up 10 units. We are disappointed about the 10 unit mark because we would like to be higher for the bowl season but we will take it. If you listened to us, you made money and that is what matters most to us. Straight Cash Homey!!!!!

    We have 9 picks for you this week but we do not have an Eva Mendes bet. Also, since we know you like it, we are going to put in as much hot tail as we can!!! Lastly, we looked at every single game this weekend so if you want our opinion or any stats or lines please let us know by leaving us a comment on this blog or emailing us directly at rpjsyndicate@gmail.com.

    The Hot Dirty Girl Games. Basically we are jumping on the two Florida teams nobody talks about….Central Florida and Florida International. The Hot Dirty Girl Game means these are chicks nobody is thinking about. They are not the South Beach hotties or Miami models, they are simply hot, probably dirty and we love them!!!!!

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    Boobs and camel toe…Only in a Hooters Girl competition.

    Game 1 - Tulsa at Central Florida (-7.5) - We know some people are going to jump on Tulsa but we thought this line was too low. Check out Central Florida’s games sine they lost to South Florida.

    Beat Tulsa 44-23 (yeah that is right, they beat them up once already)
    Beat Southern Miss 34-17
    Beat Marshall 47-13
    Beat UAB 45-31
    Beat SMU 49-20
    Beat UTEP 36-20

    Then throw in the fact that Central Florida is undefeated at home this season and you have to like this game. The line opened at 6.5 and we got it at 7.5 and we are not concerned. Check out the against the spread numbers:

    Tulsa
    Golden Hurricane are 4-10-1 ATS in their last 15 games as a road underdog of 3.5-10.0.
    Golden Hurricane are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 games following a straight up win.
    Golden Hurricane are 3-10 ATS in their last 13 conference games.
    Golden Hurricane are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
    Golden Hurricane are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 road games.
    Golden Hurricane are 2-8 ATS in their last 10 games overall.
    Golden Hurricane are 1-5 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Golden Hurricane are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS loss.
    Golden Hurricane are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.

    Central Florida
    Knights are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
    Knights are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 home games.
    Knights are 7-3 ATS in their last 10 conference games.

    We love Central Florida in this game as they throw some extra dirty on this one!!!! Take Central Florida to win and cover!!!

    Game 2 - North Texas at Florida International (+2.5) - This one is going to be a pretty surprising pick but we have to do it. Lets take a look at the ATS numbers first:

    North Texas
    Mean Green are 5-12 ATS in their last 17 games on turf.
    Mean Green are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games as a favorite.
    Mean Green are 0-6 ATS in their last 6 games following a straight up win.

    Florida International
    Nothing to speak of

    That is right….Florida International has nothing good to speak of. North Texas is favored statistically across the board accept for one key area….They can not stop the run compared to Florida International and this little stat tells us that Florida International will cover and possibly win. North Texas is playing for nothing and Florida International is playing for an important first win on the season. We are taking Florida International to cover!!!

    Game 3 - Army at Navy (-14) - The Tomb Raider Game. Basically we wanted to show support for our troops by showing you a picture of one of the hottest chicks in the world with a gun. Enjoy!

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    Navy runs the ball and runs it well, almost 340 yards per game and Army gives up almost 230 yards per game. Navy’s defense is bad but not as bad as Army’ and Army has a terrible offense as well…not as bad as Notre Dame’s but it is putrid. Check out the ATS numbers:

    Army
    Black Knights are 4-9-1 ATS in their last 14 games as an underdog.
    Black Knights are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games in December.
    Black Knights are 1-4-1 ATS in their last 6 games overall.
    Black Knights are 2-8 ATS in their last 10 games following a bye week.

    Navy
    Midshipmen are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games in December.
    Midshipmen are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 neutral site games as a favorite.
    Midshipmen are 7-2 ATS in their last 9 neutral site games.
    Midshipmen are 10-3 ATS in their last 13 games following a bye week.
    Midshipmen are 42-20-1 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.

    Then throw in the fact that the favorite is 5-1 ATS in their last 6 meetings and the Black Knights are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 meetings and you have to love Navy. We almost threw this in as an Eva Mendes bet but we could not pull the trigger in a rivalry game. Take Navy to win and cover!!!!

    Game 4 - UCLA at USC (-20) - Murder Game Number 2. We picked the USC/Arizona State game perfectly. USC is on fire right now and beat the living piss out of ASU and left ASU’s QB bloody and in pain. We think this week will be more of a beatdown. It is a revenge game for USC. USC lost last year to UCLA and lost a chance to beat the crap out of Ohio State in the National Championship Game. Check out this clip form last week to see and feel the bloodiness.

    Here are the ATS numbers for you:

    UCLA
    Bruins are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 meetings.
    Bruins are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 meetings in Southern California.

    USC
    Trojans are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games as a favorite.
    Trojans are 6-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Trojans are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
    Trojans are 10-4 ATS in their last 14 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
    Trojans are 26-11 ATS in their last 37 home games.
    Trojans are 25-11 ATS in their last 36 games as a home favorite.
    Trojans are 9-4 ATS in their last 13 games on grass.

    We think USC is the best team in the country right now. The only reason Vegas would set this line this high is because all of the money is picking UCLA and Vegas thinks USC wins by 21 points or more. In addition, UCLA is terrible in the Coliseum and has no offense and we think the revenge factor will be too much for them to overcome. USC wins easily, with a lot of blood and they might actually kill a UCLA player on the field this time around. They came close in Arizona but might get the job done this time. USC wins big and covers!!!

    Game 5 - Florida Atlantic at Troy (-15) - The Little Trojans Bowl. the Trojans name is hot. USC is beating people’s asses and Troy is 8 and 2 against the spread on the season. So as a reward our Little Troy Trojans get linked up with the perfect chick ass….a pic from our girl Keyra. Google this chick if you have never seen her ass and videos.

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    Ay Carumba!!! Gotta love it!!! Here are the ATS numbers:

    Florida Atlantic
    Owls are 3-9 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Owls are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games following a straight up win.
    Owls are 2-10 ATS in their last 12 games as a road underdog.
    Owls are 2-11 ATS in their last 13 games as an underdog of 10.5 or greater.
    Owls are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
    Owls are 1-10 ATS in their last 11 games as a road underdog of 10.5 or greater.

    Troy
    Trojans are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a straight up win.
    Trojans are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games following a straight up win of more than 20 points.
    Trojans are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
    Trojans are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
    Trojans are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.
    Trojans are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
    Trojans are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.
    Trojans are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 home games.
    Trojans are 7-1 ATS in their last 8 conference games.
    Trojans are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games as a favorite.
    Trojans are 9-2 ATS in their last 11 games after accumulating more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
    Trojans are 13-3 ATS in their last 16 games on grass.
    Trojans are 13-3 ATS in their last 16 games overall.
    Trojans are 4-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Trojans are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games following a ATS win.
    Trojans are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games as a home favorite.
    Trojans are 7-3 ATS in their last 10 games as a home favorite of 10.5 or greater.

    Got it? Troy Trojans represent just like the USC Trojans and lays a beat down. They will reward us for that Keyra ass shot. Troy wins and covers easily!!!

    Game 6 - Oregon St. at Oregon (pick em) - Could we really pick this game without showing some authentic Beaver. We did not think so.

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    Oregon is probably going to end this season like they did last year by losing their last few games and getting blown out in a bowl game once the team realizes they have no chance. We feel bad for them but sympathy does not put cash in our pockets. This game opened as a pick em because Autzen is a brutal place to play and Oregon State has not faired well there the last few times. Dennis Dixon is out for the season and Brady Leaf is doubtful. When you are relying on Brady Leaf you know you are in trouble. Here are the ATS numbers:

    Oregon St.
    Beavers are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games on turf.
    Beavers are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 conference games.
    Beavers are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games overall.
    Beavers are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games in December.
    Beavers are 36-17 ATS in their last 53 games following a ATS win.

    Oregon
    Ducks are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games after allowing less than 275 total yards in their previous game.
    Ducks are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games in December.

    Mrs. Flash Flash is picking Oregon. Once again she is picking against us. She is 1-3 on the season and is picking the Ducks because she played touch football in Autzen stadium three Summers ago. Sorry to the Mrs. but you will be wrong again and lose your 4th straight. Oregon State has won two in a row since losing to USC and Oregon has lost two in a row with Dixon out and were shut out by a terrible UCLA team last week. We think Oregon State snaps their streak in Eugene. Take Oregon State to win!!!

    Game 7 - Pittsburgh at West Virginia (-28.5) - The Whack Bowl. You probably did not see comments from USC TE Fred Davis this week but he was talking about the prospect of West Virginia facing Missouri for the national championship game. USC tight end Fred Davis is no fan of the current BCS title-game matchup. “Missouri-West Virginia? I don’t like that,’’ Davis said. “That’s a whack bowl game. But I think Oklahoma will beat Missouri anyways.” Yes we are bitter USC blew two games this year and is not playing for a BCS title. We think they have the best team. Alright enough bitching lets see some hot chicks.

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    We are only looking at one ATS number this week. The Mountaineers are 1-8 ATS in their last 9 games following a ATS win. So what do you do with this game. West Virginia knows they need to win and they play for the national title. PITT is not that good. West Virginia has been explosive. We think this is a combo of two things. First is the Nebraska syndrome. The Nebraska Syndrome was what Tom Osborne used to do at Nebraska. For home games he would not blow teams out because he would play 2nd, 3rd, 4th string etc… so everybody got a chance to play in front of their family and boosters. We think this has Nebraska Syndrome written all over it. The second thing is one of our weird stats that you just need to trust us on and yes we know we went 0-2 the last time we told you about it but we are going to keep riding the percentages. So we think West Virginia will win but will not be able to cover. Take PITT for the cover!!!

    Game 8 - Virginia Tech at Boston College (+4.5) - The Thanks for Trying Game. Jessica Simpson tried at her marriage, tried at an acting career and tried to look smart. Well thanks for trying Miss Simpson. You are hot as hell though.

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    So we want to thank Virginia Tech for trying. They tried damn hard to beat BC last time and they are trying really hard now to impress down the stretch. Well we want to thank them for trying cause trying does not put money in our pockets. We do not know one expert that is giving BC a chance in this game. BC was outplayed down in Blacksburg for 57 minutes but pulled out the win and that was on the road. The experts say Virginia Tech has been playing like one of the best teams in the country and there are even some fools lobbying for them to play in the national championship game. Please!!! Boston College has shown that they get the job done and win football games. We love that they are the underdog and are getting 4.5 points. Take a look at the ATS numbers:

    Virginia Tech
    Hokies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games in December.

    Boston College
    Eagles are 10-1 ATS in their last 11 games as an underdog of 3.5-10.0.
    Eagles are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games in December.
    Eagles are 20-7 ATS in their last 27 games as an underdog.
    Eagles are 12-5 ATS in their last 17 games following a ATS loss.
    Eagles are 35-17 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.

    Heads up the Hokies are 1-7 ATS in their last 8 meetings and the underdog is 7-1 ATS in their last 8 meetings. We are not sure BC will win but we think this game will be 3 points or less in margin of victory. BC is not getting any respect and Va Tech is the hot pick this week. Take BC to cover!!!

    Game 9 - Tennessee at LSU (-7.5) - The Pamela Anderson Game. What do we know about Pam Anderson…She is hot, she has a sick body and she has Hep C and can literally kill you.

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    Well Les Miles has a nice coaching pedigree, he has top 3 talent on his team easily, he has one of the best defense in the country but his decision to puruse the Michigan job killed LSU this year. We feel sorry for LSU fans this week. Les Miles is screwing them just like he did to Oklahoma State back in 2004. The nation knows he is going to interview for the Michigan job after the SEC championship game and will likely take that position. So why the hell is he still coaching the Tigers. It is a shame because with a serious coach that is fighting for his own job and for his team, there is no way they lose at home to Arkansas. As we explained last week, Les Miles is a dud when is knows he is going to leave a team… he lost his last regular season game and the bowl game for Oklahoma State in 2004 and now he loses to Arkansas, will probably lose to Tennessee and then bail on the Tigers for Michigan. Shame on you Les Miles. Take a look at the ATS numbers:

    Tennessee
    Volunteers are 5-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Volunteers are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
    Volunteers are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing more than 40 points in their previous game.
    Volunteers are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 games following a straight up win.
    Volunteers are 5-2 ATS in their last 7 conference games.

    LSU
    Tigers are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games after allowing more than 450 total yards in their previous game.
    Tigers are 2-7 ATS in their last 9 games as a favorite.
    Tigers are 2-7 ATS in their last 9 games overall.
    Tigers are 1-5 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Tigers are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games following a ATS loss.
    Tigers are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 conference games.
    Tigers are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    LSU is simply getting worse on Defense and with Les Miles leaving we think LSU has little to no chance of winning this game. We are not advising the moneyline and we are taking Tennessee and the points. We were right last week against Arkansas and we will be right this week. Bet the Vols!!!

    Getting back to Keyra…if you have not witnessed one of her videos you have to check this out. We felt like we needed to leave you with this heading into bowl season. This ass certainly psyches us up. You might need to register with youtube but it is worth it. Trust us.

    Flash Flash and Runny

    NCAA Football Week 11 Picks: Chicks and Hot Picks or Hot Chicks and Picks? Who Cares, Both are Better than Notre Dame!!!

    Right now we are 39-35 on the season, 3-3 in Brinks truck bets (5 times your normal betting unit and up 4 units on the season. West Virginia and BYU gave us the Thursday night screw job special. Heading into this weekend we have 8 more picks for you and we are going to reveal these in true celebrity fashion:

    The Britney Spears Train Wreck Games - I am hoping you can figure out the reason for our picks in the following two games based on the two pictures below:

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    Lets get a close up on that:

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    Yup that is Brit up close and personal and if you look above her beaver you can see her C-section scar….YUMMY!!!!! She even grosses Paris Hilton out. Now that says a lot!! Our recommendation to Paris is to have her car seats thoroughly scrubbed. The following two picks are in true train wreck fashion, just like our pal Britney; we have puss shots, C-section scars, drugs, alcohol, Federline….Michael Jackson and OJ get to keep their kids but Brit does not. What the heck did she do to lose child privileges. She defines Train Wreck!!! Now for the games:

    Train Wreck Game 1 = Texas A and M @ Missouri (-19) - We love Missouri this year, 7 and 1 against the spread (ATS) and they show a tendency to show no mercy and pour on the points. So why is this a train wreck game….it is all on Franchione, the A and M coach. He was selling insider team news to boosters for $1,200 subscripions and got caught and now he is a distraction to the university and his team. In addition, the Aggies are simply soft. Look at the Aggies road games this year…Lost at Miami 34-17, lost at Texas Tech 35-7, lost at Oklahoma 42-14. Somehow they did manage to beat Nebraska 36-14 on the road but we know Nebraska is the second worse team in the country to Notre Dame so we discount that one. Now we hear that Franchione is in buyout talks with the university and Jeff Tedford is rumoured to be in line to take over for him. There is just too much BS going on with A and M right now and we think they are going to get blown out. Just to kick them while they are down:

    Texas A and M
    Aggies are 7-19-1 ATS in their last 27 games as a road underdog.
    Aggies are 1-4 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Aggies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
    Aggies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
    Aggies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 conference games.
    Aggies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 road games.
    Aggies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
    Aggies are 2-9 ATS in their last 11 games as a road underdog of 10.5 or greater.
    Aggies are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games as an underdog.

    We can rattle of 10 ATS numbers for why Missouri beats their ass but we do not think it is necessary. Missouri leaves C-section scars all over the Aggies, wins and covers.

    Train Wreck Game 2 = USC @ California (+4) - Our good friend Jeff Tedford has found a way back into our hearts, blog and picks. As you read above, Tedford is rumoured to be inline for the Texas A and M job and that is just what we wanted to hear…Distraction city for the Cal Bears this week. Cal is a mess and has not covered in 4 games; losing outright in three of them. They barely beat Washington State at home last week. We despise Jeff Tedford and believe he has lost control of this team. He has perhaps the most weapons on offense of any school in the country and he is not using them. How is it that D. Jackson does not even lead the Bears in receptions? Way to promote your Heisman candidate coach! In addition, USC owns Nate Longshore and causes fits for Tedford’s offense. With the E-Freak coming off a 3.5 sack game against Oregon State and the USC defense racking up 9 sacks; we think Longshore will be running for his life and making very bad decisions. Some ATS numbers for you:

    Road team is 8-3 ATS in their last 11 meetings.

    USC
    Trojans are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 games as a road favorite of 3.5-10.0.
    Trojans are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games as a favorite of 3.5-10.0.
    Trojans are 4-1 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Trojans are 21-6 ATS in their last 27 games in November.

    California
    Golden Bears are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games as a home underdog.
    Golden Bears are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games as an underdog.
    Golden Bears are 2-8 ATS in their last 10 games following a ATS loss.
    Golden Bears are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games in November.
    Golden Bears are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 conference games.
    Golden Bears are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games overall.

    USC is back on the scene, easy win and cover for the Trojans!!!

    Lauren Conrad vs. Heidi Montag Smack Down Games - These two crazy bitches hate each other and love having their catty little fights on The Hills MTV show.

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    Basically these two feud constantly and bash each other on the show and in the media so what better games to compare them to than to two SEC battles.

    Game 3 = Arkansas @ Tennessee (pick em) = We love this matchup and as a real surprise, Arkansas is a clean sweep from a stats view point. Tennessee does not have a great run defense and The Razorbacks dynamic duo is coming off a game where they ran for 487 yards combined. In addition, the Razorbacks are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 meetings. One thing to think about is that Tennessee is undefeated at home this season and this is a pick em game. We think there is no time like the present for a Vols loss. Here are some ATS numbers for you:

    Arkansas
    Razorbacks are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
    Razorbacks are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
    Razorbacks are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games in November.
    Razorbacks are 8-3 ATS in their last 11 road games.

    Tennessee
    Volunteers are 3-10 ATS in their last 13 games in November.

    Take Arkansas for the win in this game!!! This is also the Mrs. Frash Flash pick of the week. She is 1-1 on the season and she likes Arkansas to win this week because crazy girls go to Tennessee. We do not know what that means but that is her logic.

    Game 4 = Auburn @ Georgia (+2) - We love seeing Auburn as the road dog in an SEC game. The Tigers are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 meetings in Georgia and the Road team is 8-3 ATS in their last 11 meetings. Auburn has a nasty defense and will be able to take advantage of Georgia’s youth on the offensive line and in the backfield. We love Auburn’s ATS numbers this week and they come across as one of the strongest opportunities we have had in awhile:

    Auburn
    Tigers are 5-0 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Tigers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games as an underdog of 0.5-3.0.
    Tigers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a straight up win.
    Tigers are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 games as a road underdog.
    Tigers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 road games vs. a team with a winning home record.
    Tigers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games after allowing less than 20 points in their previous game.
    Tigers are 7-0 ATS in their last 7 games as an underdog.
    Tigers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 road games.
    Tigers are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games on grass.
    Tigers are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games overall.
    Tigers are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 conference games.

    Georgia
    Bulldogs are 5-11 ATS in their last 16 games following a ATS loss.
    Bulldogs are 4-10-1 ATS in their last 15 games as a home favorite.
    Bulldogs are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.
    Bulldogs are 2-6-1 ATS in their last 9 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
    Bulldogs are 2-9-1 ATS in their last 12 games as a favorite.
    Bulldogs are 0-6-1 ATS in their last 7 games after accumulating more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.

    Georgia is just not that impressive to us and we love whenever you can give points to Auburn on the road. Take Auburn for the cover and do not be surprised if they win.

    Rosie O’Donnell Fat Slobby Pig Game - Rosie O’Donnell is a big fat nasty pig of a woman who is opinionated and loud and really does not have anything meaningful to say. Sound familiar to you, still guessing, thinking….Notre Dame Fans are loud, obnoxious, think they have a good coach, top recruiting classes, are always the team to beat, etc….Excuses, excuses, excuses!!!

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    Game 5 = Air Force @ Notre Dame (+3.5) - Do we really need to talk about this game? Just bet against Notre Dame and its 119th rated offense every single week. We wanted to point out that we are not the only people bashing Notre dame and Charlie Weis…check out a recent Jason Whitlock article: Weis’ NFL experience not helping him now. Also we saw this news and had to let out a chuckle, “Freshman Jimmy Clausen will start at quarterback for the Irish against Air Force on Saturday, Notre Dame announced Wednesday. Irish coach Charlie Weis did not make himself available for comment but a team spokesman said Weis would address the choice Thursday evening.” We love betting against Claussen’s noodle arm and terrible decision making ability. Some ATS numbers, not like you needed them:

    Road team is 5-0 ATS in their last 5 meetings.

    Air Force
    Falcons are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games on grass.
    Falcons are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games overall.
    Falcons are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 games following a ATS win.
    Falcons are 4-1 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.

    Notre Dame
    Fighting Irish are 6-15 ATS in their last 21 non-conference games.
    Fighting Irish are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games in November.
    Fighting Irish are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 games as a home underdog.
    Fighting Irish are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 games as an underdog.
    Fighting Irish are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 games overall.
    Fighting Irish are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 games on grass.
    Fighting Irish are 4-14 ATS in their last 18 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
    Fighting Irish are 2-8 ATS in their last 10 home games.
    Fighting Irish are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games following a ATS loss.
    Fighting Irish are 0-4 ATS in their last 4 games as a home underdog of 0.5-3.0.

    Notre Dame can not beat Navy as a favorite and now they are home underdogs to Airforce. What has this world come to? Notre Dame is defeated and Charlie is a technician, not a motivator. The Notre Dame program is in trouble!!! Take Air Force to win and cover with ease!

    The Broncos Cheerleaders Game - We were not witty enough to come up with a real game comparison for the following so we decided to show a picture of the hottest Boise State cheerleader. Enjoy!

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    Game 6 = Boise State @ Utah State (+24.5) - This is not going to be a competitive game and the decision simply comes down to are you comfortable enough in Boise State’s ability to crush an opponent on the road by more than 24 points. Let us try to convince you! Boise State is a clean sweep team this week. They run for more than 85 yards more than Utah St., are far more efficient in converting third downs (51.4% versus 31.0%, give up 80 yards rushing less on defense per game and stop offenses from converting third downs (31.9% versus 46.7%). Can you smell the burning flesh? The Broncos are going to run all over these guys. Also, keep it in the back of your mind that Boise State plays with a lot of pride and is on a roll since losing to Washington. Boise State knows they need to remain undefeated heading into their end of season matchup at Hawaii for the title. Boise State knows what is at stake and will continue their destruction of conference foes. Some ATS numbers:

    Boise State
    Broncos are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 meetings in Utah State.
    Broncos are 6-0-1 ATS in their last 7 meetings.
    Favorite is 4-1-1 ATS in their last 6 meetings.

    Utah State
    Aggies are 4-10-1 ATS in their last 15 games in November.
    Aggies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games as a home underdog of 10.5 or greater.
    Aggies are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 games as a home underdog.
    Aggies are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 home games.

    Boise State wins in a blow out and covers easily. Do not be afraid of the points!!!

    The Keira Knightley Tribute to Pirates Game - You probably can not figure out what we mean by this game and neither can we. This was the toughest game to categorize because zero people are going to watch it cause nobody cares but degenerate gamblers like us. Enjoy the picture and we will get into the game below.

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    Game 7 = East Carolina @ Marshall (+7) - This game stacks up as another clean sweep game. East Carolina likes to run (173 YPG) and Marshall can not stop the run (211.4 YPG). Do you need more? How about the turnover ratio…East Carolina plus 14 and Marshall minus 12. We were salivating that this line was under 10 points and do not think this game will be competitive at all. The ATS numbers:

    East Carolina
    Pirates are 10-1 ATS vs. a team with a losing record.
    Pirates are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games in November.
    Pirates are 5-1 ATS in their last 6 games overall.
    Pirates are 4-1 ATS in their last 5 road games.
    Pirates are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 games as a favorite of 3.5-10.0.
    Pirates are 19-7 ATS in their last 26 conference games.
    Pirates are 7-3 ATS in their last 10 games as a favorite.
    Pirates are 11-5 ATS in their last 16 games following a ATS win.

    Marshall
    Thundering Herd are 3-8 ATS in their last 11 games in November.
    Thundering Herd are 2-6 ATS vs. a team with a winning record.
    Thundering Herd are 3-11-1 ATS in their last 15 games as an underdog.
    Thundering Herd are 1-4-1 ATS in their last 6 games after scoring less than 20 points in their previous game.
    Thundering Herd are 1-5-1 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing more than 200 yards rushing in their previous game.
    Thundering Herd are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 games as an underdog of 3.5-10.0.

    East Carolina wins and covers easily!!!

    The Cindy Crawford is Still Hot Game - Yep. Cindy Crawford was born in 1966, meaning she is over 40 and still damn hot. She just keeps on ticking and has been a model since she was 16. It does not matter what decade she works in, if she has kids, Cindy still rises to the top and is hot. Get where we are going with this one.

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    Game 8 = Kansas @ Oklahoma State (+6) - Kansas remains the only unbeaten team in Div-1 against the spread sitting at 8-0 on the season. They also destroyed Nebraska last week. They also have Mangino. People thought the points last week were too high and Kansas blasted right through it. Well this week they face an Oklahoma State team on the road, a team that led Texas 35-17 in the 4th quarter last week and choked. We know a lot of people that are picking Oklahoma for the straight upset and we are not going to get sucked in. Both teams run and are efficient on offense but Kansas has a much better defense and causes a lot more turnovers. One ATS number has us worried and that is the fact that the Jayhawks are 0-6 ATS in their last 6 meetings. Something to think about, yes, but something to change bets on, NO!!! The favorite is 4-1 ATS in their last 5 meetings and Kansas looks nasty ATS-wise:

    Kansas
    Jayhawks are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 conference games.
    Jayhawks are 7-0 ATS in their last 7 games after allowing less than 100 yards rushing in their previous game.
    Jayhawks are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games after scoring more than 40 points in their previous game.
    Jayhawks are 6-0 ATS in their last 6 games following a ATS win.

    Oklahoma State
    Cowboys are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games in November.
    Cowboys are 7-19 ATS in their last 26 games as an underdog of 3.5-10.0.
    Cowboys are 4-11 ATS in their last 15 games as a home underdog of 3.5-10.0.

    We think Kansas is hot and will remain hot. Take the Jayhawks for the win and cover!!!!

    And there you have it. Hot chicks and hot picks!!! Hope you enjoyed the blog. Please feel free to leave comments or to ask us to pick additional games for you. We are here to be used as a service and a tool to make YOU money!!! Also, sign up for our RSS feeds so you can get our posts in real time and before the lines move on you. If you signed up to our blog you probably would have received Central Michigan at minus 2.5 as a winner and not at minus 3 as a push.

    Flash Flash and Runny

    NCAA Week 4 Football Picks: 5 Games including another Brinks Truck bet!!!

    September, 28, 2007 - This is our week 4 picks…please click here for our week 5 picks.

    Another week another round of victories. The Syndicate is 12-8 on the season and if you look at our picks on a unit basis we are up 8 units on the year and that is all that matters….profits and cash in our bulging pockets. As always….we put our money where our mouth is on every bet with no exceptions. If you have any games you are curious about please do not hesitate to post us a message/feedback and we will be happy to give you our thoughts. The NCAA football season finally has some history behind it and what I mean by that is that teams have played 2-3 games. A gambler’s paradise is opening weekend and bowl season. Opening weekend because there is not any information available and lines like LSU/Miss St this year and USC/Arkansas last year are terribly flawed and bowl season is equally as good because an entire season’s worth of history is available. We won our bowl bets last year at a better than 80% clip. We will not reveal everything we look at in picking our lines but this week we are going to share with you two new stats that we use to assess each matchup….Turnover margin and rushing stats. Read our picks below to understand:

    Friday, September 21, 2007
    1) OKLA (-23.5) @ Tulsa: We like Tulsa to cover in this one. 23.5 is too many at home. On paper both teams have a +2 turnover ratio, which is surprising considering Oklahoma has played a bunch of softies and played them at home. Tulsa is a pass first team so the running disparity will not come into play. This is Oklahoma’s first road game, and they are starting a freshman QB. Granted, he has looked amazing, but all his games have been at home and with the exception of Miami, they have not played anyone tough and is is too early to label Miami anything. Oklahoma’s O is ranked #3, but Tulsa is right behind them at #4. Tulsa is even ahead of Hawaii. We think they can keep it within 3 TDs and would not be surprised if it were much tighter in the 10-14 point range. Go with Tulsa on this one.

    Saturday, September 22, 2007
    2) THE BRINKS BET OF THE WEEK IS….UNC @ South Florida (-13) - South Florida is coming off a bye. They are +6 in turnover margin and rush for almost 60 more yards a game than their opponents. they won 37-20 on the road last year versus UNC and have more experience now. UNC is minus 4 in the takeaway game and has been outrushed 411 to 239. Long day for UNC and they are 4-10-1 against the spread in their last 15. South Florida is the winner and we advise betting 5 times your normal limit on this game. Our Brinks bets are 2-1 on the season. Kaching…what was that sound….Oh Yeah Kaching! Kaching! Kaching!!!!!

    3) Mich St. (-11) @ ND - Notre Dame has been outrushed 718 to minus 14 on the season and is averages almost three turnovers a game. They are flat out bad and one of the worst teams in D-1 football. If you do not believe me just look at their season stats. Notre Dame literally has carried the ball 100 times for -14 yards. Do not be afraid of Michigan State’s poor showing last week against Pitt. They will come ready to play to erase the embarassing loss last year. Something to think about is Mich. St is 2-6 against the spread in their last 8 road games. However, ND is 3-11 against the spread in their last 14 games on grass and Michigan St. is 7-3 against the spread in their last 10 against ND. Bet Michigan St. all the way. Also, you have to love the Notre Dame homers that have dropped this line 2 points in the last couple of days.

    4) Marshall @ Cincy (-24) - Cincy’s Defense is flat out nasty. They have caused 17 turnovers in three games and only committed 4. In addition they have outrushed their opponents 485 to 267 through three games. Marshall is minus 5 in the takeaway/giveaway ratio and has only caused one turnover and they have been outrushed 826 to 272. Marshall is 16-36-2 against the spread in their last 54 games…consistently terrible and we cashed with them against West Virginia. Cincy is 9-2-1 against the spread in their last 12 games overall. 23.5 points might seem but with a defense that causes turnovers, we are not worried. Cincy all the way. Also, this is a “we learned our lesson” game. Do not bet against Cincy at home. Just ask Oregon St.

    5) Ark. St. @ Tennessee (-19.5) - This is a very interesting game. Ark St. is 9-3 Against the spread in their last 12 versus the SEC and Tennessee is 9-28 against the spread in their last 37 home games. Looking a little deeper, Tennessee is minus 1 in turnover margin while Ark. St. is plus 3. In addition, Tennessee has been outrushed 575 to 341 while Ark St. has outrushed their opponents 375 to 213. Ark. St. played Texas tough and Texas is better than Tennessee. Ark. St. loves to rush and Tennessee will not be able to stop them all day and this will keep the game closer than people think. Ark. St. to cover.

    Good luck with the picks and do not hesitate to share your thoughts or ideas or ask us to pick a game or tell you our reasons for not picking a game. We are here to show you that we are elite and are here to make you and us money. Plain and simple.

    Flash Flash and Runny

    More NCAA Football Week 1 Picks: We Are Giving This Away

    We started the season 2-0 with LSU and Oregon State. We hope you all made money. We have 5 others for you for this weekend. We want to give this away so you can all pillage Ragnar Lodbrok style. Here it goes:

     East Carolina @ VaTech:I will be watching and pulling for VaTech for so many reasons. They have been in my prayers. I think the team and the university need this game (and deserve it). Their players are treating this as a bowl game. Poor E. Carolina. VaTech is going to HOUSE them. This will be the mother of all beatdowns. E. Carolina’s QB may still be in jail. VaTech returns nearly every starter on the defense that was ranked #1 in the entire NCAA last year. Mother of all beatdowns. I can’t believe VaTech is only a 27.5 point favorite. This line should be at least in the high 30’s. Take VaTech and give the 27.5.

    W. Michigan @ WVA: Another beatdown. The Big East teams are trying to make statements that their conference should be mentioned with the PAC 10 and the SEC. Rutgers set the tone last night. Now its WVA’s turn. Slaton and White are back. Enough said.  Take WVA and give the 23.5.

    UCLA @ Stanford: UCLA is highly underrated. Highly underrated. They were embarased by FSU in last year’s Emerald Bowl after a major win that ended SC’s 2006 national championship hopes. They are thick on D and are hungry. They want to show the world and their big brothers in the PAC 10 that they are just as good as SC, Cal and Oregon. Stanford is well coache,d but don’t have the talent. We like UCLA. Take UCLA and give the 16.5.

    TENN @ Cal: Oh Boy!! This will be a fun game. TENN crushed Call last year at home. They had less talent and still spanked them. Cal was petrified on the 100,000+ fans rockin’ and rollin’ in the Volunteer State. They won’t be this year. They are ready and have a major chip on their shoulders. They also still have more talent. This time, they will be at home. Also, huge news that Ainge has a broken finger on his throwing hand. No way he should be playing. If he does or doesn’t, Cal wins this game at home. Take Cal and give the 6.

    FSU @ Clemson: The Bowden Bowl!!!! Clemson so wants to win this game. So very bad. Junior wants to show his old man that he is not the only one who can coach. He can, but the problem is that the old man can out recruit the best of them.  FSU just has way more talent. FSU is another team that is highly underrated. They are coming off a very impressive win against UCLA in the Emerald Bowl last season. They are stout. They win this game outright by at least a TD. 3 points is a steal in this game. Take FSU and give the 3.

    There you go. 5 more winners. We hope you back-up the brinks trucks!!

     Runny and Flash